Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
NOT A True Crime Tuesday
Have you ever looked around and realized everyone is panicking… but no one can explain why?
In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we’re talking about mass hysteria and collective delusions the moments in history when large groups of people fully lost the plot together.
We get into:
- What mass hysteria actually is (and why our brains are so susceptible to it)
- The Dancing Plague of 1518, when people literally danced themselves to exhaustion
- The War of the Worlds radio broadcast that convinced America aliens were invading
- The Satanic Panic, when fear outran facts
- Modern internet-era hysteria, panic trends, and why group think spreads faster than logic
This isn’t about people being stupid, it’s about being human.
Anxious, social, pattern-seeking humans with Wi-Fi.
No true crime.
No heavy stuff.
Just history, psychology, and a reminder to maybe pause before joining the panic.
🎶 Song of the Week: “Tremble” by The Last Second Save
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.