A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.

Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.

Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.

I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.

Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.