What Were We Saying?
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What Were We Saying?
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Episode 10 of What Were We Saying? hits double digits and responds accordingly - with concern.
This week’s “What’s Dumb This Week?” features a headline that feels made up but unfortunately isn’t. “How Was the Movie?” returns with Big Uke now on the hook for a fresh assignment, setting the stage for future disagreements. The guys also debut a brand-new segment, “Say What Now?”, digging into old-timey slang that sounds fake but somehow isn’t.
They dive into the WWWS Mailbag, fielding messages that range from helpful to deeply questionable, and, of course, bring back “3 Things That Can Kick Rocks”, where the grievances remain strong and increasingly specific.
Ten episodes in. Still asking questions.
Keep your expectations low.
What were we saying was filmed in front of the line?
SPEAKER_02Well, good evening. Or afternoon or morning, whenever you're tuning in. Hopefully it's evening though for you, because if it is, there's a high percentage chance that you're tuning into the premiere, which is just kind of a whole bunch of bags of fun. To my right, in this orange chair, Hello is Big Euke.
SPEAKER_03To my left in that orange chair, Tube Socks.
SPEAKER_02And this is What were we saying? Big Uke? Were we saying with Big Euke and Tube Sox right here?
SPEAKER_03As per our private label, what were we saying? Big Tube Sox. Episode Episode 10. 10! Look at that! We made it. Double digits, baby. Double frickin' digits. I didn't know. I didn't think we were gonna get here. Not gonna lie. The way Edgar was talking about us, start the show. I can't believe it. Episode 10 already. That's almost 11.
unknownGod.
SPEAKER_02Speaking of which, I guess we should introduce the jackass behind the camera. That's Edgar Lasseter. Insists on being called the chairman, but we don't know. Still haven't figured out why. Why what that's based on. And of course. We refuse to call him that. No, exactly. Playing us in. Harold Winthrop and the Silver Astray Orchestra. Those guys aren't in the room with us here, but they're quietly watching in their uh I think it's a hostel, or is it I don't know what it's legally described.
SPEAKER_03It's a rooming house, anyways. Whatever it's legally described at. They have a we have a TV that watches them. We have a camera there. We can see their reactions. Which is nice.
SPEAKER_02Actually, it's more so we can keep tabs on them because they're not getting together.
SPEAKER_03Again, we don't trust them. Exactly. We don't trust our staff here.
SPEAKER_02Uh we are coming to you live on tape from uh the fifth floor of Blunderworks Studios. And where is that, Yuk?
SPEAKER_03Sunny downtown!
SPEAKER_02In sunny downtown.
SPEAKER_03I'll tell you one thing though. The drive in to Sunny Downtown wasn't so damn sunny. This Fal Spring thing is back!
SPEAKER_02Faling deceived us and full force. But it's bullshit. Didn't affect the area immediately around Blunderworks Studios, though, because it's sunny downtown.
SPEAKER_03Well, no, it's sunny there, but that's the craziest part about the weather is that it's shit somewhere, and then you get downtown, it's nice and sunny. Which also throws off the whole it's spring thing. But just goes back to how accurate my Big Yukes bunch of stuff was last week. Absolutely in episode nine that everything that I described has happened in the last four days.
SPEAKER_02I didn't think that we'd have a third false spring, but there we are. We might still get another one. What are we saying today? We uh I guess we should start that way.
SPEAKER_03Well, I'm just still fla I'm just still flummoxed with this weather. It's a bunch of crap. It's it's horse crap, uh, honestly. Be either winter or be spring. Don't flip flop, snip, snap, snip, snap. You know the toll three fake springs has on a man.
SPEAKER_02The toll that multiple fake springs have on a man. I'm glad that worked the way it did. How uh how was your week last week? I mean, the previous week was pretty exciting. It got a lot going on, and we ran into each other and you did a whole bunch of stuff. Anything happened?
SPEAKER_03Last weekend wasn't uh as you know uh crazy as the weekend prior. Uh, but it was my grandfather's 87th birthday, so we had a little open house celebration for him. Very nice. Um, I was uh tending bar, just keeping uh the riffraff under control, making sure no one was being overserved.
SPEAKER_02Appreciate that.
SPEAKER_03You gotta keep an eye. Yeah. It was good. It was good time. Saw some people I haven't seen in a while.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I enjoyed it. What about yourself? What did you get up to? Well, Mrs. Tube Sox went on a little uh little junket with a friend down to uh South Tacoma. South Tacoma, north of Arizona, east of Los Angeles, and west of the Mississippi. You know, to a desert climate for uh an extended weekend. So it was just just old Tube Sox and Boseifus at Casa del Tube Socks this weekend. And uh it was good, you know. It was nice to just spend some uh time with with the dog and watch the movies I want to watch on the big TV and not get relegated to a a corner of the Casa to watch the movies that I want to watch. You didn't watch Pitch Perfect 2 yet. I did not watch Pitch Perfect. Although one of my kids, when I saw him last week, he said he did.
SPEAKER_03After watching Pitch Perfect What because of the I do love that we have uh we do have a bit of a following on this uh movie journey we're going on of people who are also uh joining along with us.
SPEAKER_02It was uh generally pretty low-key, you know, just uh to make sure it kept the chores up, right? So well, just gotta make sure the chores get done. Make sure the chores are done. Don't vacuum too soon though, because then the dog hair will return before Mrs. Tube Sock says. So you might as well just vacuum at the end, so then it looks like you've just kept the place pristine. Anyways.
SPEAKER_03And she she has she won't watch this, so she won't know.
SPEAKER_02Exactly. She doesn't watch, so she'll have no idea.
SPEAKER_03Anyways. Do you have anything dumb this week there, Yuke? Honestly, I did, but it it gets trumped by this weather thing. And I just get off of it. It's it's dumb. There's weather in general. I know someone who uh was also in a desert climate, uh, South Tacoma, east of Los Angeles, west of the Mississippi, north of Arizona. It was like 42 degrees.
SPEAKER_02So it's like That's what uh Mrs. Tubsock experienced. It was uh 41 on her day of arrival.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it's a like it's a you can't do anything in that temperature. She did. Well, some people are freaks. I can't, and I know a lot of people that that's just too hot. But yeah, that's what's dumb is it's damn weather. So I don't know if you have anything that's better than that, because I'm just pissed about the weather.
SPEAKER_02Well, I've got a news item here. A dumb news item.
SPEAKER_03Please tell me it's about monkeys.
SPEAKER_02It's not, but it does involve animals. Oh, I love it. It's been a while since I think the monkeys was the last real one I had, and the follow-up to the monkeys.
SPEAKER_03Well, and then there was the turkeys.
SPEAKER_02Oh, right, that's right.
SPEAKER_03The mailman and the turkeys.
SPEAKER_02The mailman, yes, okay. See, I forgot about that. It was so many episodes ago. Because we're on episode 10! Oh, it all blends in together.
SPEAKER_03Well, when you're just when you're so good at it.
SPEAKER_02The headline will give you uh an understanding as to why I had to read out this story. Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for hump plumping injectables. What?
SPEAKER_03You want to read that again for me? Big Hoss.
SPEAKER_02Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for hump plumping injectables.
SPEAKER_03There is so much going on in that headline.
SPEAKER_02Now, that's quite a story here, so let me uh let me begin because there's a lot to unpack. A camel beauty pageant in Oman has gone from high glamour to full-blown scandal after 20 contestants were kicked out for what can only be described as extreme makeovers gone too far.
SPEAKER_03How many contestants are in this?
SPEAKER_02If 20 get kicked out. Last month's 2026 Camel Beauty Show Festival in Al Musana, veterinary inspectors uncovered a herd of suspiciously enhanced entrants. We're talking humps with a little extra oomph, lips with a noticeable pout, and faces that looked unusually well rested.
SPEAKER_03Camel version of a bumpet.
SPEAKER_02Turns out these camels weren't just born fabulous, they'd had help. According to reports, some owners had turned to a full menu of cosmetic tweaks, injectable fillers to bulk up humps, hyaluroric acid for plumper lips, isn't that what it's the Olympic penis game?
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_02They were using that on camels.
SPEAKER_01The hyaluronic acid.
SPEAKER_02And uh Botox to smooth out wrinkles, and even silicone wax with that perfectly sculpted silhouette. In short, less desert chic and more runway ready.
SPEAKER_03Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_02Uh festival organizers were not amused in a statement they vowed to crack down on all acts of tampering and deception in the beautification of camels.
SPEAKER_03I love how they're calling it beautification of camels and not just straight up animal abuse.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_03For literally doing cosmetic surgery on an animal.
SPEAKER_02Promising strict penalties for anyone trying to sneak a little artificial glamour past the judges. And make no mistake, this is serious business. Camels in these competitions are judged on their coat, neck, head, and naturally their humps. The ideal contender boasts glossy hair, a long, powerful neck, dramatic eyelashes, plush lips, and humps that would make even the most seasoned judge do a double take.
SPEAKER_03I get judged for my humps too.
SPEAKER_02Why all the fuss? Because the stakes are enormous. Winning camels can bring in multi-million dollar prize money. What? Boost breeding value and turn their owners into minor celebrities in the industry. Why are we here? Why are we not raising camels and putting them into pageants? Which might explain why this isn't the first time things have gotten a little shady. Oh. Similar controversies have cropped up at Saudi Arabia's massive King Abdulaziz camel festival, where more than $60 million in prizes are up for grabs.
SPEAKER_01Oh my gosh!
SPEAKER_02Over the years, camels have been disqualified for Botox, artificially stretching features, and even the use of rubber bands to enhance certain assets. These days, organizers have had to step up their game. Contestants are now sub subjected to thorough inspections, including expert visual exams, movement analysis, and even X-rays to detect any extra work. Oh because in the world of camel beauty pageants, it seems the line between natural beauty and cosmetic camouflage is thinner than ever.
SPEAKER_06Camouflage, that's pretty much.
SPEAKER_02I had no idea that it was a $60 million prize pool.
SPEAKER_03$60 million prize pool. That's more than like professional golf tournaments. Not a sports show. Not that is I That's insane. What was I earlier? I was flummoxed earlier, and I'm just now I'm straight up flabbergasted. Well, I I I don't even know what to say. There's not much you can say. I mean, that article kind of says it all.
SPEAKER_02Except I I really need to now go back and look at some pictures, find some stuff online. Yeah, I gotta Google that. I want to see what some of these camels look like to see if the average person be like, ah no. Man, no, that is a sweet camel.
SPEAKER_03That camel, it's got some work done, but I like it. Nice pout. Nice pout, big old humpers.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, there's a bit of an animal cruelty angle to this thing.
SPEAKER_03A little bit. A little bit, a little bit. I mean, we're not gonna go there, it's in the location that it's located, but my goodness. That's I mean, can you really fault people though?
SPEAKER_02You know, people do a lot of things when there's lots of people.
SPEAKER_03Money makes people crazy. Made me a little crazy. Well, that time I had some podcast money rolling in. I was mad podcasts. He's got nuts. He's you can't tell he's got work done, but you should see his pout. It's all under the beard. His pout and his humps.
SPEAKER_02That's one of the odder news stories I've come across. I I I thought the fact that they're uh enhancing camels.
SPEAKER_03Running around the city was a lot. But now that we're just enhancing camels, I mean, more of the story, that's pretty dumb. Yeah, it is pretty dumb. And that's the whole point.
SPEAKER_02Shall we uh move on to that we didn't uh have last week?
SPEAKER_03Uh yeah, I definitely think we can move on.
SPEAKER_02We did not have any viewer mail last week. We did not. Wasn't you know enough to choose from to that could make the grade. So this week.
SPEAKER_03You guys failed us, is what we're saying.
SPEAKER_02Big you, if you want to read that uh that liner.
SPEAKER_03Disclaimer. Our legal disclaimer. It's not a liner, it's disclaimer. The what were we saying mailbag contains real letters from real viewers and listeners? Some names, details, and punctuation may have been altered for dramatic effect, personal safety, length, clarity, grammar, excessive hostility, content, readability, emotional stability, and taste. Perfect.
SPEAKER_02Perfect. Allow me to read a letter.
unknownDamn it.
SPEAKER_02Dear fellas, ooh, that's us. Just a quick note to say I really enjoy the How is the movie segment.
SPEAKER_03Thank you. I enjoy it too.
SPEAKER_02There's something very satisfying about hearing a full honest recap from someone who has clearly just gone through the experience, especially when it includes details that many professional viewers tend to skip over.
SPEAKER_03We try to be as detailed as we can.
SPEAKER_02I also enjoy the commitment to the assignment aspect of it. There's a certain weight to knowing that the movie wasn't just casually watched, it was assigned. That makes a difference.
SPEAKER_03I mean, that's fair. It does, it changes your viewing.
SPEAKER_02It's not a, hey, I just thought, oh, this is on.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Hey, I just watched this. It was good. What about it? Well, I don't know. I don't know. I wasn't really. I wasn't actually paying attention.
SPEAKER_02Anyway, I just wanted to voice my support and encourage you to keep it up. I've watched every movie that's been assigned so far. Part of our following. Regards. Cactus Lenny. Eugene Oregon. Eugene Oregon! Cactus Lenny? I like that. That's a that's a strong handle. Cactus Lenny. Alright. So you got a letter now.
SPEAKER_03I do have a letter. Dear, what were we saying? Question mark. Perfect. They nailed it. I've been meaning to ask this for a while now, and I hope it comes across in this in the spirit intended. Why doesn't tube socks like normal things? I don't mean this as as criticism. No, it doesn't sound like it. I don't mean that as a criticism necessarily.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_03In fact, it's become an interesting undercurrent of the show. I've started to notice a pattern where something that most people would generally agree is fine or even good is met with hesitation, skepticism, and dismissal. I mean if you haven't just nailed tube socks and three little words.
SPEAKER_06Jeez.
SPEAKER_03Halfway through that. Again, I want to stress, I enjoy this. It gives the show a certain unpredictability that I think works in its favor. Which I think is what we're going for. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_03But at the same time, I do find myself wondering what would happen if just once Tube Sox encountered something wildly accepted as normal and simply said, Yes, this is good. I like this. Wow. That's that's pretty solid. Anyway, just something I've been curious about as a regular listener. Keep up the good work, even if it occasionally raises more questions than answers. Unsigned. You know what? And it checks out that this isn't signed, because I don't mean that as a criticism necessarily. In fact, you know, this is that whole not to be rude, but Well, what was the uh thing that if I encountered something? But at the same time, I do find myself wondering what would happen if just once TubeSocks encountered something widely accepted as normal and simply said, Yes, this is good. I like this.
SPEAKER_02Wow, really gives you a pause to reconsider things, doesn't it? You know, and they're gonna start using that line. Yes, this is good. I like this.
SPEAKER_03Um I I I do really wonder who this is because over the weekend your three things I can kick rocks came into conversation on uh multiple occasions. Oh, did it? And we had plenty of conversation about the widely accepted as normal things that people like. Interesting. That you uh what's the word here? You met with hesitation, skepticism, and dismissal.
SPEAKER_02Those are all perfectly natural feelings to have about things. I feel slightly roasted, but I'm okay. I'm okay. Thank you, unsigned. Thank you, unsigned. We appreciate it. We'll uh get back to a couple more letters uh later on in the show.
SPEAKER_03We gotta keep tube in check.
SPEAKER_02Alright, what are we moving on to now?
SPEAKER_03Well, I think uh I think we should move into the uh very exciting news. Uh we've got a little bit of a sponsor liner.
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SPEAKER_03I'm so excited. I think this is gonna be a lot of fun.
SPEAKER_02So this segment is called Say What Now! Wow, I was not expecting that tone.
SPEAKER_03It really caught me unawares there. So if you didn't catch that, it's called Say What Now. And I think Say What Now is a better, uh, better working title.
SPEAKER_02So the gist of this segment is basically I've got a uh a handful of old-timey slang from when he was a youth. Yes. Uh that I'm going to read out, and Big Yuke here is going to try and guess the meaning of it. And if he needs it, I will in fact use it in a sentence and whatnot. But I will, anyways, if he gets it or not. Well, yeah, we gotta get the sentence no matter what. Exactly.
SPEAKER_03But if I get it, the sentence is for fun. If I don't, the sentence could be helpful.
SPEAKER_02And these uh some are pretty obvious, and some there's a couple that are a little trickier.
SPEAKER_03And if you are watching on the premiere here, play along on the chat box on the side there with me. And if you're not watching on the premiere, you're just watching it, play along in the comments. Pause the video. Play along with yourself. Take a guess. Well, I mean, you do you, man. Uh, it's your home. Unless if you're not in your home watching on YouTube, then maybe just play along. If you're in an internet cafe, do those still exist? I mean, I don't know. Maybe like it used to be a thing. Yeah, so did a lot of things.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I suppose. Uh, anyways. So this uh the inaugural uh say what now. Say what now is focusing on 1930s slang. Ah, so when you were a youth. So there will be a theme for these, they will all be in a nice little thematic. No cap. Starting with an easy one giggle water.
SPEAKER_03Uh my first assumption would be like champagne or liquor. It is alcohol, yes. Is it it's not specifically specifically champagne, no. So I the reason I say that is because there is a champagne called Giggle Water. Really? There is. So that's why I thought maybe in this modern society. In modern society, there is a champagne specifically called Gigglewater.
SPEAKER_02As for no one's surprise, I had no idea.
SPEAKER_03Checks out. That's why I went champagne originally, but if not champagne, it would just be alcohol.
SPEAKER_02And my sentence was careful with that giggle water, pal. Last time you got into it, you tried to tip the janitor.
SPEAKER_01Say what now?
SPEAKER_02Alright. Number two. Doll dizzy. Doll dizzy.
SPEAKER_03Whoa.
SPEAKER_021930s slang.
SPEAKER_031930 slang. Doll dizzy. Doll dizzy. Is that when a man's infatuated with a woman?
SPEAKER_02Holy shit. Is it actually? You're uh you're two for two. Bang! The sentence I have, he's been doll dizzy ever since he met that singer down at the club. Let's go.
SPEAKER_03Look at this. I and I had not heard these. We didn't prep pre-prepare that. That's just off. Apparently I should have up noodle.
SPEAKER_02I should have uh upped the uh the anti-little.
SPEAKER_03Well, you know, you you can see why I got there. Especially because 1930s. If you just said if you just said that without the pre-context of 1930s, I don't know if I would have gotten it. Just thinking of just how you people would have referred to you people. No, not you people. You were a youth, so it's different. Use people, use guys.
SPEAKER_02Alright, well, you're gonna get this one then because this was also a fairly easier one. Although I didn't think Doll Dizzy was.
SPEAKER_03A Who's gal. I don't know why my brain's just going towards like it's like a slang for jail.
unknownWoo!
SPEAKER_02Keep running your mouth like that and you'll end up in the who's gal. Bang!
SPEAKER_03I'm pretty sure.
SPEAKER_02Yes, jail or prison.
SPEAKER_03Oh, we need a ding. When I get these right, a ding.
SPEAKER_02Okay, so you're three for three. Say what uh three for three, baby. Let's go. Number four. On the nut.
SPEAKER_03On the nut.
SPEAKER_02Hmm.
SPEAKER_00On the nut. Oh.
unknownAh!
SPEAKER_03That's bit definitely the stumpiest of stumpers so far. On the nut. I think my initial reaction would be it'd be similar to like on the nose. So it means you like you you're you're onto it, you know what's going on.
SPEAKER_02Nope.
SPEAKER_03Ha.
SPEAKER_02I think of these last three, I would actually expect you to go over there. No, one for three.
SPEAKER_03Okay. So what what's uh what's my sentence then? Then I can try again, right?
SPEAKER_02I'd love to help you out, pal, but I'm on the nut till Tuesday.
SPEAKER_03Oh, is that just mean working?
SPEAKER_02Nope.
SPEAKER_03Uh on the go? Like out of town? Nope. On the pipeline? Maybe on the I guess 1930s.
SPEAKER_021930s pipelines.
SPEAKER_03On the nut. Uh I don't know, in the Looney bin?
SPEAKER_02Would you like the meaning?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I don't think I'm getting this one.
SPEAKER_02Broke.
SPEAKER_03Oh. Okay. And you're just straight nut broke.
SPEAKER_02I'm just on the on the nut till Tuesday, so I can't help you, pal.
SPEAKER_03Oh. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Cheddar. Food, money. Okay. Number five. Raz my berries.
SPEAKER_03Well, does that I I think it's either like you're pissing me off or you're like you're pulling a fast one on me. You're just trying to raz my berries.
SPEAKER_02Seems like you're right in there.
SPEAKER_03Um I'm I'm directionally correct. Oh.
SPEAKER_02I mean, it probably means what you've probably said it.
SPEAKER_03Okay, so yeah, I think it means like someone's like, it's just going at you trying to get you worked up. There you go.
SPEAKER_02Don't raz my berries. I'm already having a rough day as it is. Yeah, annoy me, irritate me. Okay. That's one that I thought you would done.
unknownDing.
SPEAKER_02Here's one that I don't think you'll get. You don't think I'll get this one? I don't think you'll get the last one.
SPEAKER_03If I get this though.
SPEAKER_02Then I'm gonna need to do better research. Maybe I'll have to get Edgar to help me out with research.
SPEAKER_03Oh, he was a use then.
SPEAKER_02Iron your shoelaces.
SPEAKER_03Iron your shoelaces. Well, I don't know.
SPEAKER_02You sit back and enjoy a sip of beverage while you all this over.
SPEAKER_03Your brain starts to smoke and the squirrel has a heart attack. Um iron your shoelaces. I mean, initially I would think that just means like straighten up, get yourself right. You know, present yourself, but I have a feeling that's not even close. You're correct, it's not even close. Ah, damn it. Iron your shoelaces. Oh, it's gonna need something super it's super weird, isn't it? It does nothing to do with shoelaces, does it? You're not gonna give me a hint.
SPEAKER_02Um, not yet, anyways. Not yet. Wow, that's true. Iron your shoelaces. So you are uh Wait, you're four for five?
SPEAKER_03I'm four for five right now. Iron your shoelaces. Um work hard.
SPEAKER_02No, are you throwing in the towel here?
SPEAKER_03I'm throwing in the towel before the for the non-sentence guest. You didn't give me a sentence. No, you would like the sentence. Yeah, I would like the sentence now.
SPEAKER_02Don't just stand there ironing your shoelaces, we've got work to do.
SPEAKER_03Oh, so it's like leaning on a shovel. You're not doing work at all. Wasting time. Ah, that's good.
SPEAKER_02Uh I'd really like people to incorporate that into their Oh yeah, big time. Don't just stand there ironing your shoelaces.
SPEAKER_03Ironing your shoelaces. That's a great phrase. Yeah, that makes more sense than actually making yourself proper because you ironed your shoelaces, because that's pretty useless.
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_00Ah.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_02That's actually that's uh one of my favorite little phrases. That's a great phrase.
SPEAKER_03Ah, that's a great phrase. I think that should Matt should make a uh should make a comeback.
SPEAKER_02Right. So let's let let's recap this. Giggle water. Booze. Winner. Winner. Booze. Who's gow? Jail.
SPEAKER_03Jail winner.
SPEAKER_02Doll Dizzy.
SPEAKER_03Infatuated over woman.
SPEAKER_02Also, aka Girl Crazy. On the nut. Broke. It was broke. You did not get that one. Did not get that one. Raz my berries. You're trying to piss me off. He did get that one. And iron your shoelaces. You're wasting time. Wasting time. He did not get that. So you went. Four for six in the inaugural. Four for six in the inaugural. In the inaugural.
SPEAKER_03Say one now!
SPEAKER_02I just can't pull that off.
SPEAKER_03I want to see you try.
SPEAKER_02I can't. I can't even I can't even form the thing I need to form to make that sound.
SPEAKER_03I thoroughly enjoyed that. So oh, I can't wait for the next one now.
SPEAKER_02And this will always be a youth guessing uh segment.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. He's you know, he's just going back into his youth. I'm just going through my diary and you're finding words that he forgot what they mean that I haven't used in a while. Finding them doing the research. I think uh we should find a way. We're gonna track that.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah, we'll we'll put together a uh put together a little score sheet. A score sheet.
SPEAKER_03And uh let us know in the comments how you did when uh you did along. And if you yeah, if you lie, we'll find out and send Edgar Edgar over. And you don't want that. We don't want that for you.
SPEAKER_02We'd love to send him.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, well that's true. We want to send him, so he's not here.
SPEAKER_02That was very much fun. I thoroughly enjoyed that.
SPEAKER_03Oh, big time we're doing that again.
SPEAKER_02Now we're getting to how was the movie, wherein you recall last week we I had assigned you the movie Flight a couple weeks ago. A couple weeks ago.
SPEAKER_03And uh it was your first Denzel movie.
SPEAKER_02Yes, it was and I quite enjoyed that. That was good. That was a success. So far we're pretty successful on uh I think because you even with the curveball of Pitch Perfect. You didn't hate it. I ultimately did uh have fun watching. Right. Like it wasn't the worst movie experience of your life. I'm not a guy that tends to like to have fun watching movies.
SPEAKER_03No, that's very true if we haven't discovered that in his like a nice stern picture. In his you know, visual and audible ways of life.
SPEAKER_02So now I'm uh assigning Yuku movie. Okay, so here's the thing. This is a little bit of a twist.
SPEAKER_03Uh-oh.
SPEAKER_02Well, it's not really a twist, but it's the same movie, but the new one.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_02That would be a twist.
SPEAKER_03It's taking Pell 123, but the Denzel version. Denzel version.
SPEAKER_02So I was going to assign you this movie, which I'm not going to say yet because I'm not going to say it yet.
SPEAKER_03Because you're going to use it in the street.
SPEAKER_02And I saw that it was on uh it was on that same site. That same site that I gave you for odds against tomorrow, right? Yeah. I'm like, okay, because I really want you to see this movie because it's a really good movie. Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_06Wow.
SPEAKER_02And then I saw then I saw that uh also, oh, it is on Amazon Prime as a rental. And I thought, well, maybe if I assign this movie, Big You could maybe be inclined to pay the $5 and watch it on the Prime instead.
SPEAKER_03Probably.
SPEAKER_02And then I got to thinking, God, there's this other movie that I really want you to watch, and it couldn't find it anywhere, but it is on Prime as a rental.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_02So I thought, well, you know what? Why don't I leave it up to you?
SPEAKER_03Oh, I got options.
SPEAKER_02To decide whether you want the one movie, which I will say is a film noir, a great film noir, which is on that site. That site, and it's a rental on prime, or another movie that's in color, 1967, that's a super cool movie and it's only available as a rental on prime.
SPEAKER_03Oh, so I've made the decision before finding out the titles.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, so I'm not going to tell you what movies they are because then what if I've seen them?
SPEAKER_03And then say one.
SPEAKER_02And we laughed.
SPEAKER_03And we laughed.
SPEAKER_02So he came to this because the fact that the one was on both. I was like, well, wait a minute. If you're willing to do that, then maybe you'd like to just go straight into the maybe the color one because so it's up to you. You will get which other one, whichever one you don't pick, you'll get eventually. Eventually, anyways. It's just that uh, and these are both really good, but it depends what you're in the mood for.
SPEAKER_03I mean, I think I'm gonna avoid that site as long as I can. So I think I'll take the uh rental only the 1967 color.
SPEAKER_021967 color. Okay. Oh my goodness, you're so lucky. Point blank.
SPEAKER_03Point blank?
SPEAKER_021967.
SPEAKER_03I really thought you were gonna say point break, and I was like, fuck yeah.
SPEAKER_02Starring Lee Marvin, Angie Dickinson, Carol O'Connor, and John Vernon. Nice names I know. Carol O'Connor, you'd know him from all in the family. What I'm gonna, though? Well, you probably wouldn't. Would I? John Say what now?
SPEAKER_01Say what now?
SPEAKER_02Uh John Vernon, one of my favorite actors. He's from uh Saskatchewan, actually. Oh, good Sasky Boy! He played the Dean in uh Animal House, if you've heard of that movie.
SPEAKER_03Well, I have heard and seen that movie, but again, it's been like a while.
SPEAKER_02And uh Angie Dickinson, foxy as the day is long. Foxy. And Lee Marvin is just Lee Marvin. Lee Marvin's amazing. Described as a taut thriller.
SPEAKER_03Taught.
SPEAKER_02T-A-U-T taut.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I'm like Tata Tot or baby taut.
SPEAKER_0293% on Rotten Tomatoes. Whoa! And another film that was a big influence on uh the work of Quentin Tarantino.
SPEAKER_03Ooh, okay.
SPEAKER_02And you'll easily see why.
SPEAKER_03Once I start watching.
SPEAKER_02And James B. Sicking's in this movie as well. It doesn't have a lot of lines, but he's pretty good in it. Do I know who that is? Probably not. So I don't even know why I bothered telling you that.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Point blank. Point blank.
SPEAKER_021967.
SPEAKER_03No more description? Other than it's a taut blank. I don't think no, because it's a taut what taut thriller? No. It's a it's a taut thriller, hasn't it?
SPEAKER_02Is that what it is that what you said? That's what I described it as.
SPEAKER_03It's a taut thriller. So it's toy, like a toy guy.
SPEAKER_02Toyt. And uh it is a very interesting movie and it's stylish and it's cool and like a like a very general description other than taut thriller?
SPEAKER_03Like what am I going into? Is it like a it's not a stick-em-up movie? No, okay.
SPEAKER_02See, it'd like a little bit of a just a little like I'm okay with a little bit of Lee Marvin's character, him and John Vernon, were involved in a uh a crime in the past, and there was a double cross, and now Lee Marvin is catching up to them. Yes, trying to get what's his So it's a crime adjacent movie. Yes. Okay, yes. And it's it's very good. It leaves a lot of questions. And cool movie poster as well.
SPEAKER_03Oh then I'm I it's a win already.
SPEAKER_02So there we go. And I will not reveal the other movie because that's irrelevant now, because you'll get assigned that at a later date. At a later date. Cool. So and then you know, maybe not getting uh hit getting back to the uh film noir too quickly, you know, stay in the color land for a bit. And this was right in between the 56 and the 73 years. Right in the middle when you said that last time, and I was like, yeah, 1967. This is the movie that came to mind.
SPEAKER_03Good year. Okay, cool. Yeah, I'll have that watched and uh inspected and dissected for uh next show. Week eleven, episode 11. That's almost 12. That's unbelievable.
SPEAKER_02Oh, and you know, for uh Cactus Lenny, I feel good for him because he's excited that we've brought back in another house of the movie. He's the one that wrote in saying he likes a segment, so that's for you, baby. So good job, cactus Lenny. Everything's coming up, Lenny. Everything's coming up Len. Okay, well that's just great. You know, love it. And now we're heading back to the mailbag. Yeah, we could knock these out. This one just starts uh hello. I wanted to take a moment to commend Big Yuke on his bunch of stuff segment. That's nice. There's something about the way he lays things out point by point, thought by thought, that just makes sense to me.
SPEAKER_03That's kind of the whole point.
SPEAKER_02In fact, I've noticed that I almost always agree with him. It's gotten to the point where I sometimes find myself anticipating his takes before he says them, which is both reassuring and if I'm being honest, a little uncanny.
SPEAKER_03Thanks for writing in, Mom.
SPEAKER_02Now I'm not saying I agree with everything. That would be ridiculous, but I am saying that more often than not, he seems to arrive at the same conclusion as me.
SPEAKER_03Well, great minds.
SPEAKER_02I don't know what that says about him or about me, but I felt it was worth mentioning. We're both geniuses. Please pass along my appreciation, which I'm just doing by reading this while he's in the room. Correct. Uh, and encourage him to keep saying what he's saying. Appreciatively, Dave, two thumbs kettering. We've got all these nicknames today.
SPEAKER_03I mean, I'm glad he's not one thumb.
SPEAKER_02That would that would that'd be awkward.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Thumb up. Dave. Dave Dave, sorry, Dale. Dale, oh shit. Should I say Dave? Sorry, Dave. Sorry, Dale.
SPEAKER_02We thought you were Dave. Dale, two thumbs kettering. I must have been thinking of another guy.
SPEAKER_03Old one thumb kettering. That was the Dave. That's Dave. Cool. I will uh continue doing what I'm doing. For you, Dale. Okay, well, let's go. And just so you know, that makes you a genius, too. What do you got? Good day, Big Yuka TubeSocks. That's us. That's us. I watched episodes one and two. Actually, I listened to episode number one on Spotify. Spotify is not in bold capital as a video, unless I'm doing something old man ish and can't figure it out. Which may be because Spotify also opers a video option, doesn't it? Does it not?
SPEAKER_02Yes, it uh you are definitely doing something old man-ish because if you're on Spotify on your computer and you bring it up, it says video.
SPEAKER_03So you can listen to it or but if you click the video thing, we'll listen in his car, maybe it just goes on.
SPEAKER_02But yes, well, sure, but you're not gonna be watching it in your car.
SPEAKER_03That's that's a good point. I'll go, I'll I'll keep going. Anyways. So far the show is entertaining. Hmm. Perfect. I'm starting to believe the crew is fictitious. Dot dot dot. I mean, well, some some beliefs are I wish. You're entitled to your beliefs, but sometimes I wish that was the case. This guy wasn't here some days, it'd be great. Keep up the wasting of my time. I find it humorous. In order to keep your taxes low, I will give you my subscription support payment directly to you under the table in cash at the next live spotting. Signed, unsigned.
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SPEAKER_03I like that. So far the show is entertaining. I'm starting to believe the crew is fictitious.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, if only uh we uh you can I kind of dream about having a fictitious crew.
SPEAKER_03If we could do this ourselves, we would.
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SPEAKER_03No. I'd keep up the wasting of my time. I find it humorous. Well that could have gone so many ways if if there would have been a period at the end of that. Thank you, unsigned.
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SPEAKER_02Number two, the word adulting. Oh time and a place. No, there is no time. Adulting's hard, bro. God, don't even. You can't just drop it like it's proper. Drop it like it's hot. Terrible. You say, well no.
SPEAKER_03God.
SPEAKER_02I think adulting has a place. I don't believe it does. It's a made-up word.
SPEAKER_03Every word's made up.
SPEAKER_02I don't believe that. And number three, those aggressively rude blue collar shirts that you see out there now. Like F you pay me and all this kind of vibe of, you know. Like aggressive graphic teas. Yeah, and they're they're ugly and they're too done up, and they're all this boasting about how much money they make and stuff. It's just really unseemly and not very tasteful. Dirty hands, clean money. I don't care how much you piss off. I mean, it's I don't know.
SPEAKER_03They're statement pieces. But for a statement that doesn't necessarily need to be made.
SPEAKER_02It does not need to be made. It's just and it's they're just more similar than I think. And they're just so garish.
SPEAKER_03I mean, they are a bit like Yeah, they're just like you do it. Yeah, I get it. I get it, bro. Is that the uh the clothing equivalent of a lawn sign? Oh, it might be. But I don't care what I don't care what you do for a living.
SPEAKER_02I don't need to I don't need to know that. I don't need to read about it on your shirt. Yeah. And I certainly don't need the cuss words. Well, that too. I mean, come on, we're trying to live in a society here. Bring a little class to the room, will you? Be better at adulting and don't cuss in public. Adulting, you can't just drop those in there.
SPEAKER_03I believe I can. That's how I adult.
SPEAKER_02Anyways, well, it seems that we're in fairly agreement.
SPEAKER_03Well, that's what, two or three we kind of agree on that? Wow. That's new.
SPEAKER_02We're growing together.
SPEAKER_03Maybe not. I don't know about that. I think this is our kind of one step closer to friendship thing. One of these seasons, one of these days, one of these episodes, we'll just be hugging.
SPEAKER_02We'll never be doing that. Oh. I'll be adulting before that happens.
SPEAKER_03Oh, snap!
SPEAKER_02He used it. Alright, are we gonna get uh get out of here? Let's wind things up.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I got some adulting to do after the show, so give this guy a word. Hey, teach a man to fish. He's gonna love adulting. Ah! Ha ha ha! Two for one.
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SPEAKER_03I think the show went great.
SPEAKER_02The new segment was fun.
SPEAKER_03I thoroughly enjoyed that. Uh I liked the little option you gave me on the movies. Um that no, that new segment though was fun. I think that'll be good. And uh teaser, there might be more new segments. Uh yeah, that one was fun. Um the mailbag was good. Uh mailbag can always get better. So make sure you uh send your letters to us at the below provided email address. Biguke.tubesox at gmail.com and uh be part of the show.
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SPEAKER_02But you never know. Hey, in this economy, stranger things have happened.
SPEAKER_03Stranger things have happened. Like the thought of us hugging. That's strange.
SPEAKER_02I don't want to hear that again.
SPEAKER_03Rubbing beards.
SPEAKER_02What is happening here? I don't know. We gotta get out of here. What else you got? Well, what do you listen to on the drive home today?
SPEAKER_03Well, I think just silence after this nonsense. I gotta get back to my center here. That absolutely tracks. Like that. Can't go wrong with Elvis. You can't? He's right up there, too. He's also right there. Yeah, he's all over the place. He's all over this studio we built.
SPEAKER_02Myself, I'm going to be uh well, you see, it was William Shatner's birthday this past week.
SPEAKER_03Oh, Will Shat.
SPEAKER_02And I'm a big William Shatner fan. And uh, of course, I have a three-hour William Shatner playlist on my Spotify page. That doesn't surprise me at all. It has around 200 playlists. So if you go there, it's called William Shatner Beat Night, and it uh It's called Bill Shat last Night? What? What? Who's that in the what now? Who's on first? And uh goes all the way back to his uh 1967 album and up to his most recent one that came out of the street.
SPEAKER_03I guarantee you were just realizing that and his twelfth album will be coming.
SPEAKER_02Uh this year, he's doing another album just this year. That would be his 12th or 13th if you include a kid's album about three years ago.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, people are just discovering that you're being serious.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, oh yeah, I'm deadly serious. I don't joke about William Shatner. Oh my goodness. Yeah, so uh William Shatner beat night. Check it out on my Spotify.
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SPEAKER_02So yeah, so tune in next week and uh, you know. Next week, episode 11. Episode 11. Say what now? Catch up on past episodes. Like one to ten. Video on YouTube and Spotify for real. There is video on there. So unsigned, you can find it the video there.
SPEAKER_03Sorted out.
SPEAKER_02Stop both on the managed exactly. Uh Apple Podcasts, Amazon, iHeart. Uh, and iHeart is getting actually iHeart and Amazon uh or uh Apple Podcasts are the two leading uh ones where we're getting our uh list.
SPEAKER_03Not much of them coming from Deezer.
SPEAKER_02No, no, I've not gotten any uh Deezer's yet. Huh. Um which I I don't Probably because most people don't know it exists. Well, I gave it a a free trial when we're setting this up and uh Oh, so the trial expired.
SPEAKER_03Well, and I didn't we're still on there.
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SPEAKER_03You find us everywhere, like, comment, subscribe on YouTube, let us know what you're thinking, and we'll keep doing what we're doing. This was uh episode 10. Episode 10. Episode 10. That's a big milestone. It is a big milestone. I think that's that's that's impressive. I'm happy. I'm impressed. I'm impressed too. Plus, you know, people are still listening, so that's good. Exactly. We're doing something right. Alrighty, well, episode 10 of uh What Were We Staying with Big Yuke and Tup Tops. Play us out, Arrow.
SPEAKER_04Hey, hey, hey, let's do that.