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Big Uke & Tubesox Season 1 Episode 10

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Episode 10 of What Were We Saying? hits double digits and responds accordingly - with concern.

This week’s “What’s Dumb This Week?” features a headline that feels made up but unfortunately isn’t. “How Was the Movie?” returns with Big Uke now on the hook for a fresh assignment, setting the stage for future disagreements. The guys also debut a brand-new segment, “Say What Now?”, digging into old-timey slang that sounds fake but somehow isn’t.

They dive into the WWWS Mailbag, fielding messages that range from helpful to deeply questionable, and, of course, bring back “3 Things That Can Kick Rocks”, where the grievances remain strong and increasingly specific.

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What were we saying was filmed in front of the line?

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Well, good evening. Or afternoon or morning, whenever you're tuning in. Hopefully it's evening though for you, because if it is, there's a high percentage chance that you're tuning into the premiere, which is just kind of a whole bunch of bags of fun. To my right, in this orange chair, Hello is Big Euke.

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To my left in that orange chair, Tube Socks.

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And this is What were we saying? Big Uke? Were we saying with Big Euke and Tube Sox right here?

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As per our private label, what were we saying? Big Tube Sox. Episode Episode 10. 10! Look at that! We made it. Double digits, baby. Double frickin' digits. I didn't know. I didn't think we were gonna get here. Not gonna lie. The way Edgar was talking about us, start the show. I can't believe it. Episode 10 already. That's almost 11.

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God.

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Speaking of which, I guess we should introduce the jackass behind the camera. That's Edgar Lasseter. Insists on being called the chairman, but we don't know. Still haven't figured out why. Why what that's based on. And of course. We refuse to call him that. No, exactly. Playing us in. Harold Winthrop and the Silver Astray Orchestra. Those guys aren't in the room with us here, but they're quietly watching in their uh I think it's a hostel, or is it I don't know what it's legally described.

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It's a rooming house, anyways. Whatever it's legally described at. They have a we have a TV that watches them. We have a camera there. We can see their reactions. Which is nice.

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Actually, it's more so we can keep tabs on them because they're not getting together.

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Again, we don't trust them. Exactly. We don't trust our staff here.

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Uh we are coming to you live on tape from uh the fifth floor of Blunderworks Studios. And where is that, Yuk?

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Sunny downtown!

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In sunny downtown.

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I'll tell you one thing though. The drive in to Sunny Downtown wasn't so damn sunny. This Fal Spring thing is back!

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Faling deceived us and full force. But it's bullshit. Didn't affect the area immediately around Blunderworks Studios, though, because it's sunny downtown.

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Well, no, it's sunny there, but that's the craziest part about the weather is that it's shit somewhere, and then you get downtown, it's nice and sunny. Which also throws off the whole it's spring thing. But just goes back to how accurate my Big Yukes bunch of stuff was last week. Absolutely in episode nine that everything that I described has happened in the last four days.

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I didn't think that we'd have a third false spring, but there we are. We might still get another one. What are we saying today? We uh I guess we should start that way.

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Well, I'm just still fla I'm just still flummoxed with this weather. It's a bunch of crap. It's it's horse crap, uh, honestly. Be either winter or be spring. Don't flip flop, snip, snap, snip, snap. You know the toll three fake springs has on a man.

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The toll that multiple fake springs have on a man. I'm glad that worked the way it did. How uh how was your week last week? I mean, the previous week was pretty exciting. It got a lot going on, and we ran into each other and you did a whole bunch of stuff. Anything happened?

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Last weekend wasn't uh as you know uh crazy as the weekend prior. Uh, but it was my grandfather's 87th birthday, so we had a little open house celebration for him. Very nice. Um, I was uh tending bar, just keeping uh the riffraff under control, making sure no one was being overserved.

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Appreciate that.

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You gotta keep an eye. Yeah. It was good. It was good time. Saw some people I haven't seen in a while.

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Yeah, I enjoyed it. What about yourself? What did you get up to? Well, Mrs. Tube Sox went on a little uh little junket with a friend down to uh South Tacoma. South Tacoma, north of Arizona, east of Los Angeles, and west of the Mississippi. You know, to a desert climate for uh an extended weekend. So it was just just old Tube Sox and Boseifus at Casa del Tube Socks this weekend. And uh it was good, you know. It was nice to just spend some uh time with with the dog and watch the movies I want to watch on the big TV and not get relegated to a a corner of the Casa to watch the movies that I want to watch. You didn't watch Pitch Perfect 2 yet. I did not watch Pitch Perfect. Although one of my kids, when I saw him last week, he said he did.

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After watching Pitch Perfect What because of the I do love that we have uh we do have a bit of a following on this uh movie journey we're going on of people who are also uh joining along with us.

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It was uh generally pretty low-key, you know, just uh to make sure it kept the chores up, right? So well, just gotta make sure the chores get done. Make sure the chores are done. Don't vacuum too soon though, because then the dog hair will return before Mrs. Tube Sock says. So you might as well just vacuum at the end, so then it looks like you've just kept the place pristine. Anyways.

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And she she has she won't watch this, so she won't know.

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Exactly. She doesn't watch, so she'll have no idea.

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Anyways. Do you have anything dumb this week there, Yuke? Honestly, I did, but it it gets trumped by this weather thing. And I just get off of it. It's it's dumb. There's weather in general. I know someone who uh was also in a desert climate, uh, South Tacoma, east of Los Angeles, west of the Mississippi, north of Arizona. It was like 42 degrees.

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So it's like That's what uh Mrs. Tubsock experienced. It was uh 41 on her day of arrival.

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Yeah, it's a like it's a you can't do anything in that temperature. She did. Well, some people are freaks. I can't, and I know a lot of people that that's just too hot. But yeah, that's what's dumb is it's damn weather. So I don't know if you have anything that's better than that, because I'm just pissed about the weather.

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Well, I've got a news item here. A dumb news item.

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Please tell me it's about monkeys.

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It's not, but it does involve animals. Oh, I love it. It's been a while since I think the monkeys was the last real one I had, and the follow-up to the monkeys.

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Well, and then there was the turkeys.

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Oh, right, that's right.

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The mailman and the turkeys.

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The mailman, yes, okay. See, I forgot about that. It was so many episodes ago. Because we're on episode 10! Oh, it all blends in together.

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Well, when you're just when you're so good at it.

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The headline will give you uh an understanding as to why I had to read out this story. Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for hump plumping injectables. What?

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You want to read that again for me? Big Hoss.

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Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for hump plumping injectables.

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There is so much going on in that headline.

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Now, that's quite a story here, so let me uh let me begin because there's a lot to unpack. A camel beauty pageant in Oman has gone from high glamour to full-blown scandal after 20 contestants were kicked out for what can only be described as extreme makeovers gone too far.

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How many contestants are in this?

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If 20 get kicked out. Last month's 2026 Camel Beauty Show Festival in Al Musana, veterinary inspectors uncovered a herd of suspiciously enhanced entrants. We're talking humps with a little extra oomph, lips with a noticeable pout, and faces that looked unusually well rested.

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Camel version of a bumpet.

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Turns out these camels weren't just born fabulous, they'd had help. According to reports, some owners had turned to a full menu of cosmetic tweaks, injectable fillers to bulk up humps, hyaluroric acid for plumper lips, isn't that what it's the Olympic penis game?

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Yes.

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They were using that on camels.

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The hyaluronic acid.

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And uh Botox to smooth out wrinkles, and even silicone wax with that perfectly sculpted silhouette. In short, less desert chic and more runway ready.

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Oh my gosh.

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Uh festival organizers were not amused in a statement they vowed to crack down on all acts of tampering and deception in the beautification of camels.

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I love how they're calling it beautification of camels and not just straight up animal abuse.

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Right.

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For literally doing cosmetic surgery on an animal.

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Promising strict penalties for anyone trying to sneak a little artificial glamour past the judges. And make no mistake, this is serious business. Camels in these competitions are judged on their coat, neck, head, and naturally their humps. The ideal contender boasts glossy hair, a long, powerful neck, dramatic eyelashes, plush lips, and humps that would make even the most seasoned judge do a double take.

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I get judged for my humps too.

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Why all the fuss? Because the stakes are enormous. Winning camels can bring in multi-million dollar prize money. What? Boost breeding value and turn their owners into minor celebrities in the industry. Why are we here? Why are we not raising camels and putting them into pageants? Which might explain why this isn't the first time things have gotten a little shady. Oh. Similar controversies have cropped up at Saudi Arabia's massive King Abdulaziz camel festival, where more than $60 million in prizes are up for grabs.

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Oh my gosh!

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Over the years, camels have been disqualified for Botox, artificially stretching features, and even the use of rubber bands to enhance certain assets. These days, organizers have had to step up their game. Contestants are now sub subjected to thorough inspections, including expert visual exams, movement analysis, and even X-rays to detect any extra work. Oh because in the world of camel beauty pageants, it seems the line between natural beauty and cosmetic camouflage is thinner than ever.

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Camouflage, that's pretty much.

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I had no idea that it was a $60 million prize pool.

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$60 million prize pool. That's more than like professional golf tournaments. Not a sports show. Not that is I That's insane. What was I earlier? I was flummoxed earlier, and I'm just now I'm straight up flabbergasted. Well, I I I don't even know what to say. There's not much you can say. I mean, that article kind of says it all.

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Except I I really need to now go back and look at some pictures, find some stuff online. Yeah, I gotta Google that. I want to see what some of these camels look like to see if the average person be like, ah no. Man, no, that is a sweet camel.

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That camel, it's got some work done, but I like it. Nice pout. Nice pout, big old humpers.

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Yeah, there's a bit of an animal cruelty angle to this thing.

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A little bit. A little bit, a little bit. I mean, we're not gonna go there, it's in the location that it's located, but my goodness. That's I mean, can you really fault people though?

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You know, people do a lot of things when there's lots of people.

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Money makes people crazy. Made me a little crazy. Well, that time I had some podcast money rolling in. I was mad podcasts. He's got nuts. He's you can't tell he's got work done, but you should see his pout. It's all under the beard. His pout and his humps.

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That's one of the odder news stories I've come across. I I I thought the fact that they're uh enhancing camels.

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Running around the city was a lot. But now that we're just enhancing camels, I mean, more of the story, that's pretty dumb. Yeah, it is pretty dumb. And that's the whole point.

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Shall we uh move on to that we didn't uh have last week?

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Uh yeah, I definitely think we can move on.

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We did not have any viewer mail last week. We did not. Wasn't you know enough to choose from to that could make the grade. So this week.

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You guys failed us, is what we're saying.

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Big you, if you want to read that uh that liner.

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Disclaimer. Our legal disclaimer. It's not a liner, it's disclaimer. The what were we saying mailbag contains real letters from real viewers and listeners? Some names, details, and punctuation may have been altered for dramatic effect, personal safety, length, clarity, grammar, excessive hostility, content, readability, emotional stability, and taste. Perfect.

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Perfect. Allow me to read a letter.

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Damn it.

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Dear fellas, ooh, that's us. Just a quick note to say I really enjoy the How is the movie segment.

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Thank you. I enjoy it too.

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There's something very satisfying about hearing a full honest recap from someone who has clearly just gone through the experience, especially when it includes details that many professional viewers tend to skip over.

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We try to be as detailed as we can.

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I also enjoy the commitment to the assignment aspect of it. There's a certain weight to knowing that the movie wasn't just casually watched, it was assigned. That makes a difference.

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I mean, that's fair. It does, it changes your viewing.

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It's not a, hey, I just thought, oh, this is on.

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Yeah. Hey, I just watched this. It was good. What about it? Well, I don't know. I don't know. I wasn't really. I wasn't actually paying attention.

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Anyway, I just wanted to voice my support and encourage you to keep it up. I've watched every movie that's been assigned so far. Part of our following. Regards. Cactus Lenny. Eugene Oregon. Eugene Oregon! Cactus Lenny? I like that. That's a that's a strong handle. Cactus Lenny. Alright. So you got a letter now.

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I do have a letter. Dear, what were we saying? Question mark. Perfect. They nailed it. I've been meaning to ask this for a while now, and I hope it comes across in this in the spirit intended. Why doesn't tube socks like normal things? I don't mean this as as criticism. No, it doesn't sound like it. I don't mean that as a criticism necessarily.

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Okay.

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In fact, it's become an interesting undercurrent of the show. I've started to notice a pattern where something that most people would generally agree is fine or even good is met with hesitation, skepticism, and dismissal. I mean if you haven't just nailed tube socks and three little words.

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Jeez.

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Halfway through that. Again, I want to stress, I enjoy this. It gives the show a certain unpredictability that I think works in its favor. Which I think is what we're going for. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.

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Okay.

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But at the same time, I do find myself wondering what would happen if just once Tube Sox encountered something wildly accepted as normal and simply said, Yes, this is good. I like this. Wow. That's that's pretty solid. Anyway, just something I've been curious about as a regular listener. Keep up the good work, even if it occasionally raises more questions than answers. Unsigned. You know what? And it checks out that this isn't signed, because I don't mean that as a criticism necessarily. In fact, you know, this is that whole not to be rude, but Well, what was the uh thing that if I encountered something? But at the same time, I do find myself wondering what would happen if just once TubeSocks encountered something widely accepted as normal and simply said, Yes, this is good. I like this.

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Wow, really gives you a pause to reconsider things, doesn't it? You know, and they're gonna start using that line. Yes, this is good. I like this.

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Um I I I do really wonder who this is because over the weekend your three things I can kick rocks came into conversation on uh multiple occasions. Oh, did it? And we had plenty of conversation about the widely accepted as normal things that people like. Interesting. That you uh what's the word here? You met with hesitation, skepticism, and dismissal.

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Those are all perfectly natural feelings to have about things. I feel slightly roasted, but I'm okay. I'm okay. Thank you, unsigned. Thank you, unsigned. We appreciate it. We'll uh get back to a couple more letters uh later on in the show.

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We gotta keep tube in check.

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Alright, what are we moving on to now?

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Well, I think uh I think we should move into the uh very exciting news. Uh we've got a little bit of a sponsor liner.

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I do want my donuts to reflect on themselves.

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I'm so excited. I think this is gonna be a lot of fun.

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So this segment is called Say What Now! Wow, I was not expecting that tone.

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It really caught me unawares there. So if you didn't catch that, it's called Say What Now. And I think Say What Now is a better, uh, better working title.

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So the gist of this segment is basically I've got a uh a handful of old-timey slang from when he was a youth. Yes. Uh that I'm going to read out, and Big Yuke here is going to try and guess the meaning of it. And if he needs it, I will in fact use it in a sentence and whatnot. But I will, anyways, if he gets it or not. Well, yeah, we gotta get the sentence no matter what. Exactly.

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But if I get it, the sentence is for fun. If I don't, the sentence could be helpful.

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And these uh some are pretty obvious, and some there's a couple that are a little trickier.

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And if you are watching on the premiere here, play along on the chat box on the side there with me. And if you're not watching on the premiere, you're just watching it, play along in the comments. Pause the video. Play along with yourself. Take a guess. Well, I mean, you do you, man. Uh, it's your home. Unless if you're not in your home watching on YouTube, then maybe just play along. If you're in an internet cafe, do those still exist? I mean, I don't know. Maybe like it used to be a thing. Yeah, so did a lot of things.

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Yeah, I suppose. Uh, anyways. So this uh the inaugural uh say what now. Say what now is focusing on 1930s slang. Ah, so when you were a youth. So there will be a theme for these, they will all be in a nice little thematic. No cap. Starting with an easy one giggle water.

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Uh my first assumption would be like champagne or liquor. It is alcohol, yes. Is it it's not specifically specifically champagne, no. So I the reason I say that is because there is a champagne called Giggle Water. Really? There is. So that's why I thought maybe in this modern society. In modern society, there is a champagne specifically called Gigglewater.

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As for no one's surprise, I had no idea.

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Checks out. That's why I went champagne originally, but if not champagne, it would just be alcohol.

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And my sentence was careful with that giggle water, pal. Last time you got into it, you tried to tip the janitor.

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Say what now?

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Alright. Number two. Doll dizzy. Doll dizzy.

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Whoa.

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1930s slang.

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1930 slang. Doll dizzy. Doll dizzy. Is that when a man's infatuated with a woman?

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Holy shit. Is it actually? You're uh you're two for two. Bang! The sentence I have, he's been doll dizzy ever since he met that singer down at the club. Let's go.

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Look at this. I and I had not heard these. We didn't prep pre-prepare that. That's just off. Apparently I should have up noodle.

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I should have uh upped the uh the anti-little.

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Well, you know, you you can see why I got there. Especially because 1930s. If you just said if you just said that without the pre-context of 1930s, I don't know if I would have gotten it. Just thinking of just how you people would have referred to you people. No, not you people. You were a youth, so it's different. Use people, use guys.

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Alright, well, you're gonna get this one then because this was also a fairly easier one. Although I didn't think Doll Dizzy was.

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A Who's gal. I don't know why my brain's just going towards like it's like a slang for jail.

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Woo!

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Keep running your mouth like that and you'll end up in the who's gal. Bang!

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I'm pretty sure.

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Yes, jail or prison.

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Oh, we need a ding. When I get these right, a ding.

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Okay, so you're three for three. Say what uh three for three, baby. Let's go. Number four. On the nut.

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On the nut.

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Hmm.

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On the nut. Oh.

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Ah!

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That's bit definitely the stumpiest of stumpers so far. On the nut. I think my initial reaction would be it'd be similar to like on the nose. So it means you like you you're you're onto it, you know what's going on.

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Nope.

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Ha.

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I think of these last three, I would actually expect you to go over there. No, one for three.

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Okay. So what what's uh what's my sentence then? Then I can try again, right?

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I'd love to help you out, pal, but I'm on the nut till Tuesday.

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Oh, is that just mean working?

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Nope.

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Uh on the go? Like out of town? Nope. On the pipeline? Maybe on the I guess 1930s.

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1930s pipelines.

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On the nut. Uh I don't know, in the Looney bin?

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Would you like the meaning?

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Yeah, I don't think I'm getting this one.

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Broke.

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Oh. Okay. And you're just straight nut broke.

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I'm just on the on the nut till Tuesday, so I can't help you, pal.

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Oh. Okay.

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Cheddar. Food, money. Okay. Number five. Raz my berries.

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Well, does that I I think it's either like you're pissing me off or you're like you're pulling a fast one on me. You're just trying to raz my berries.

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Seems like you're right in there.

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Um I'm I'm directionally correct. Oh.

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I mean, it probably means what you've probably said it.

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Okay, so yeah, I think it means like someone's like, it's just going at you trying to get you worked up. There you go.

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Don't raz my berries. I'm already having a rough day as it is. Yeah, annoy me, irritate me. Okay. That's one that I thought you would done.

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Ding.

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Here's one that I don't think you'll get. You don't think I'll get this one? I don't think you'll get the last one.

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If I get this though.

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Then I'm gonna need to do better research. Maybe I'll have to get Edgar to help me out with research.

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Oh, he was a use then.

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Iron your shoelaces.

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Iron your shoelaces. Well, I don't know.

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You sit back and enjoy a sip of beverage while you all this over.

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Your brain starts to smoke and the squirrel has a heart attack. Um iron your shoelaces. I mean, initially I would think that just means like straighten up, get yourself right. You know, present yourself, but I have a feeling that's not even close. You're correct, it's not even close. Ah, damn it. Iron your shoelaces. Oh, it's gonna need something super it's super weird, isn't it? It does nothing to do with shoelaces, does it? You're not gonna give me a hint.

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Um, not yet, anyways. Not yet. Wow, that's true. Iron your shoelaces. So you are uh Wait, you're four for five?

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I'm four for five right now. Iron your shoelaces. Um work hard.

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No, are you throwing in the towel here?

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I'm throwing in the towel before the for the non-sentence guest. You didn't give me a sentence. No, you would like the sentence. Yeah, I would like the sentence now.

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Don't just stand there ironing your shoelaces, we've got work to do.

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Oh, so it's like leaning on a shovel. You're not doing work at all. Wasting time. Ah, that's good.

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Uh I'd really like people to incorporate that into their Oh yeah, big time. Don't just stand there ironing your shoelaces.

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Ironing your shoelaces. That's a great phrase. Yeah, that makes more sense than actually making yourself proper because you ironed your shoelaces, because that's pretty useless.

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Yes.

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Ah.

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Okay.

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That's actually that's uh one of my favorite little phrases. That's a great phrase.

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Ah, that's a great phrase. I think that should Matt should make a uh should make a comeback.

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Right. So let's let let's recap this. Giggle water. Booze. Winner. Winner. Booze. Who's gow? Jail.

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Jail winner.

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Doll Dizzy.

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Infatuated over woman.

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Also, aka Girl Crazy. On the nut. Broke. It was broke. You did not get that one. Did not get that one. Raz my berries. You're trying to piss me off. He did get that one. And iron your shoelaces. You're wasting time. Wasting time. He did not get that. So you went. Four for six in the inaugural. Four for six in the inaugural. In the inaugural.

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Say one now!

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I just can't pull that off.

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I want to see you try.

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I can't. I can't even I can't even form the thing I need to form to make that sound.

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I thoroughly enjoyed that. So oh, I can't wait for the next one now.

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And this will always be a youth guessing uh segment.

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Yeah. He's you know, he's just going back into his youth. I'm just going through my diary and you're finding words that he forgot what they mean that I haven't used in a while. Finding them doing the research. I think uh we should find a way. We're gonna track that.

SPEAKER_02

Oh yeah, we'll we'll put together a uh put together a little score sheet. A score sheet.

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And uh let us know in the comments how you did when uh you did along. And if you yeah, if you lie, we'll find out and send Edgar Edgar over. And you don't want that. We don't want that for you.

SPEAKER_02

We'd love to send him.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, well that's true. We want to send him, so he's not here.

SPEAKER_02

That was very much fun. I thoroughly enjoyed that.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, big time we're doing that again.

SPEAKER_02

Now we're getting to how was the movie, wherein you recall last week we I had assigned you the movie Flight a couple weeks ago. A couple weeks ago.

SPEAKER_03

And uh it was your first Denzel movie.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, it was and I quite enjoyed that. That was good. That was a success. So far we're pretty successful on uh I think because you even with the curveball of Pitch Perfect. You didn't hate it. I ultimately did uh have fun watching. Right. Like it wasn't the worst movie experience of your life. I'm not a guy that tends to like to have fun watching movies.

SPEAKER_03

No, that's very true if we haven't discovered that in his like a nice stern picture. In his you know, visual and audible ways of life.

SPEAKER_02

So now I'm uh assigning Yuku movie. Okay, so here's the thing. This is a little bit of a twist.

SPEAKER_03

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_02

Well, it's not really a twist, but it's the same movie, but the new one.

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_02

That would be a twist.

SPEAKER_03

It's taking Pell 123, but the Denzel version. Denzel version.

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So I was going to assign you this movie, which I'm not going to say yet because I'm not going to say it yet.

SPEAKER_03

Because you're going to use it in the street.

SPEAKER_02

And I saw that it was on uh it was on that same site. That same site that I gave you for odds against tomorrow, right? Yeah. I'm like, okay, because I really want you to see this movie because it's a really good movie. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_06

Wow.

SPEAKER_02

And then I saw then I saw that uh also, oh, it is on Amazon Prime as a rental. And I thought, well, maybe if I assign this movie, Big You could maybe be inclined to pay the $5 and watch it on the Prime instead.

SPEAKER_03

Probably.

SPEAKER_02

And then I got to thinking, God, there's this other movie that I really want you to watch, and it couldn't find it anywhere, but it is on Prime as a rental.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

So I thought, well, you know what? Why don't I leave it up to you?

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I got options.

SPEAKER_02

To decide whether you want the one movie, which I will say is a film noir, a great film noir, which is on that site. That site, and it's a rental on prime, or another movie that's in color, 1967, that's a super cool movie and it's only available as a rental on prime.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, so I've made the decision before finding out the titles.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, so I'm not going to tell you what movies they are because then what if I've seen them?

SPEAKER_03

And then say one.

SPEAKER_02

And we laughed.

SPEAKER_03

And we laughed.

SPEAKER_02

So he came to this because the fact that the one was on both. I was like, well, wait a minute. If you're willing to do that, then maybe you'd like to just go straight into the maybe the color one because so it's up to you. You will get which other one, whichever one you don't pick, you'll get eventually. Eventually, anyways. It's just that uh, and these are both really good, but it depends what you're in the mood for.

SPEAKER_03

I mean, I think I'm gonna avoid that site as long as I can. So I think I'll take the uh rental only the 1967 color.

SPEAKER_02

1967 color. Okay. Oh my goodness, you're so lucky. Point blank.

SPEAKER_03

Point blank?

SPEAKER_02

1967.

SPEAKER_03

I really thought you were gonna say point break, and I was like, fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Starring Lee Marvin, Angie Dickinson, Carol O'Connor, and John Vernon. Nice names I know. Carol O'Connor, you'd know him from all in the family. What I'm gonna, though? Well, you probably wouldn't. Would I? John Say what now?

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Say what now?

SPEAKER_02

Uh John Vernon, one of my favorite actors. He's from uh Saskatchewan, actually. Oh, good Sasky Boy! He played the Dean in uh Animal House, if you've heard of that movie.

SPEAKER_03

Well, I have heard and seen that movie, but again, it's been like a while.

SPEAKER_02

And uh Angie Dickinson, foxy as the day is long. Foxy. And Lee Marvin is just Lee Marvin. Lee Marvin's amazing. Described as a taut thriller.

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Taught.

SPEAKER_02

T-A-U-T taut.

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Oh, I'm like Tata Tot or baby taut.

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93% on Rotten Tomatoes. Whoa! And another film that was a big influence on uh the work of Quentin Tarantino.

SPEAKER_03

Ooh, okay.

SPEAKER_02

And you'll easily see why.

SPEAKER_03

Once I start watching.

SPEAKER_02

And James B. Sicking's in this movie as well. It doesn't have a lot of lines, but he's pretty good in it. Do I know who that is? Probably not. So I don't even know why I bothered telling you that.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Point blank. Point blank.

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1967.

SPEAKER_03

No more description? Other than it's a taut blank. I don't think no, because it's a taut what taut thriller? No. It's a it's a taut thriller, hasn't it?

SPEAKER_02

Is that what it is that what you said? That's what I described it as.

SPEAKER_03

It's a taut thriller. So it's toy, like a toy guy.

SPEAKER_02

Toyt. And uh it is a very interesting movie and it's stylish and it's cool and like a like a very general description other than taut thriller?

SPEAKER_03

Like what am I going into? Is it like a it's not a stick-em-up movie? No, okay.

SPEAKER_02

See, it'd like a little bit of a just a little like I'm okay with a little bit of Lee Marvin's character, him and John Vernon, were involved in a uh a crime in the past, and there was a double cross, and now Lee Marvin is catching up to them. Yes, trying to get what's his So it's a crime adjacent movie. Yes. Okay, yes. And it's it's very good. It leaves a lot of questions. And cool movie poster as well.

SPEAKER_03

Oh then I'm I it's a win already.

SPEAKER_02

So there we go. And I will not reveal the other movie because that's irrelevant now, because you'll get assigned that at a later date. At a later date. Cool. So and then you know, maybe not getting uh hit getting back to the uh film noir too quickly, you know, stay in the color land for a bit. And this was right in between the 56 and the 73 years. Right in the middle when you said that last time, and I was like, yeah, 1967. This is the movie that came to mind.

SPEAKER_03

Good year. Okay, cool. Yeah, I'll have that watched and uh inspected and dissected for uh next show. Week eleven, episode 11. That's almost 12. That's unbelievable.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, and you know, for uh Cactus Lenny, I feel good for him because he's excited that we've brought back in another house of the movie. He's the one that wrote in saying he likes a segment, so that's for you, baby. So good job, cactus Lenny. Everything's coming up, Lenny. Everything's coming up Len. Okay, well that's just great. You know, love it. And now we're heading back to the mailbag. Yeah, we could knock these out. This one just starts uh hello. I wanted to take a moment to commend Big Yuke on his bunch of stuff segment. That's nice. There's something about the way he lays things out point by point, thought by thought, that just makes sense to me.

SPEAKER_03

That's kind of the whole point.

SPEAKER_02

In fact, I've noticed that I almost always agree with him. It's gotten to the point where I sometimes find myself anticipating his takes before he says them, which is both reassuring and if I'm being honest, a little uncanny.

SPEAKER_03

Thanks for writing in, Mom.

SPEAKER_02

Now I'm not saying I agree with everything. That would be ridiculous, but I am saying that more often than not, he seems to arrive at the same conclusion as me.

SPEAKER_03

Well, great minds.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know what that says about him or about me, but I felt it was worth mentioning. We're both geniuses. Please pass along my appreciation, which I'm just doing by reading this while he's in the room. Correct. Uh, and encourage him to keep saying what he's saying. Appreciatively, Dave, two thumbs kettering. We've got all these nicknames today.

SPEAKER_03

I mean, I'm glad he's not one thumb.

SPEAKER_02

That would that would that'd be awkward.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Thumb up. Dave. Dave Dave, sorry, Dale. Dale, oh shit. Should I say Dave? Sorry, Dave. Sorry, Dale.

SPEAKER_02

We thought you were Dave. Dale, two thumbs kettering. I must have been thinking of another guy.

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Old one thumb kettering. That was the Dave. That's Dave. Cool. I will uh continue doing what I'm doing. For you, Dale. Okay, well, let's go. And just so you know, that makes you a genius, too. What do you got? Good day, Big Yuka TubeSocks. That's us. That's us. I watched episodes one and two. Actually, I listened to episode number one on Spotify. Spotify is not in bold capital as a video, unless I'm doing something old man ish and can't figure it out. Which may be because Spotify also opers a video option, doesn't it? Does it not?

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Yes, it uh you are definitely doing something old man-ish because if you're on Spotify on your computer and you bring it up, it says video.

SPEAKER_03

So you can listen to it or but if you click the video thing, we'll listen in his car, maybe it just goes on.

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But yes, well, sure, but you're not gonna be watching it in your car.

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That's that's a good point. I'll go, I'll I'll keep going. Anyways. So far the show is entertaining. Hmm. Perfect. I'm starting to believe the crew is fictitious. Dot dot dot. I mean, well, some some beliefs are I wish. You're entitled to your beliefs, but sometimes I wish that was the case. This guy wasn't here some days, it'd be great. Keep up the wasting of my time. I find it humorous. In order to keep your taxes low, I will give you my subscription support payment directly to you under the table in cash at the next live spotting. Signed, unsigned.

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So this is someone that we don't know who it is, but they may run into uh one of us.

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Ooh.

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A little five dollar bill folded up and just slip, just palmed.

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I like that. So far the show is entertaining. I'm starting to believe the crew is fictitious.

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Yeah, if only uh we uh you can I kind of dream about having a fictitious crew.

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If we could do this ourselves, we would.

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But we just don't have the energy.

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No. I'd keep up the wasting of my time. I find it humorous. Well that could have gone so many ways if if there would have been a period at the end of that. Thank you, unsigned.

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We appreciate all you also like that it's actually says It's signed, unsigned, which is incredible.

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That's that's okay. That that that that is next level. You that would show you care and you listen. And you get you get it. And uh you're one of those who get it.

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You're saving money and we're saving water, but at what price? It's unpleasant.

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I run the sink twice as long as normal just to counteract. Just to offset the word I'm not using. Yeah.

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Number two, the word adulting. Oh time and a place. No, there is no time. Adulting's hard, bro. God, don't even. You can't just drop it like it's proper. Drop it like it's hot. Terrible. You say, well no.

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God.

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I think adulting has a place. I don't believe it does. It's a made-up word.

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Every word's made up.

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I don't believe that. And number three, those aggressively rude blue collar shirts that you see out there now. Like F you pay me and all this kind of vibe of, you know. Like aggressive graphic teas. Yeah, and they're they're ugly and they're too done up, and they're all this boasting about how much money they make and stuff. It's just really unseemly and not very tasteful. Dirty hands, clean money. I don't care how much you piss off. I mean, it's I don't know.

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They're statement pieces. But for a statement that doesn't necessarily need to be made.

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It does not need to be made. It's just and it's they're just more similar than I think. And they're just so garish.

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I mean, they are a bit like Yeah, they're just like you do it. Yeah, I get it. I get it, bro. Is that the uh the clothing equivalent of a lawn sign? Oh, it might be. But I don't care what I don't care what you do for a living.

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I don't need to I don't need to know that. I don't need to read about it on your shirt. Yeah. And I certainly don't need the cuss words. Well, that too. I mean, come on, we're trying to live in a society here. Bring a little class to the room, will you? Be better at adulting and don't cuss in public. Adulting, you can't just drop those in there.

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I believe I can. That's how I adult.

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Anyways, well, it seems that we're in fairly agreement.

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Well, that's what, two or three we kind of agree on that? Wow. That's new.

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We're growing together.

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Maybe not. I don't know about that. I think this is our kind of one step closer to friendship thing. One of these seasons, one of these days, one of these episodes, we'll just be hugging.

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We'll never be doing that. Oh. I'll be adulting before that happens.

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Oh, snap!

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He used it. Alright, are we gonna get uh get out of here? Let's wind things up.

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Yeah, I got some adulting to do after the show, so give this guy a word. Hey, teach a man to fish. He's gonna love adulting. Ah! Ha ha ha! Two for one.

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Alright, well please give us a like, comment, and subscribe. And for God's sakes, share it. Share it to your friends. Either because you think they'll like it, or you think this will piss them off. I'm gonna share this. Do it either way. And just tell them to subscribe too. We want spike views, we want any kind of views, we want these guys pissed me off, but I'm gonna subscribe anyways because it's free. It's free unless you really want to support us and it's not free.

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And it's not free.

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Speaking of uh not free support supporting us and uh and subscribing, you know, we do have the bar that when we get to 500 subscribers, we are going to unleash that.

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This beautiful thing. We don't know what it is yet, but we're working on it.

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The Society of Those Who Get It. So TWG It's not so much a fan club as it is just a uh adorers group. Yes. And there'll be something for you for uh, you know, once that comes out, but we're not sure what it is. But as I said earlier, we're not even gonna think about it until we get to that uh 500 level. Until we get there, so subscribe. So subscribe, get friends, get us closer. Subscribe. Right? Make another account. Because you know, honestly, we'd like to find out what it is too. Sure. But we have no until we get there. We haven't put the thought in until we get there. Anyways, how do you think the show went today, Veryuk?

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I think the show went great.

SPEAKER_02

The new segment was fun.

SPEAKER_03

I thoroughly enjoyed that. Uh I liked the little option you gave me on the movies. Um that no, that new segment though was fun. I think that'll be good. And uh teaser, there might be more new segments. Uh yeah, that one was fun. Um the mailbag was good. Uh mailbag can always get better. So make sure you uh send your letters to us at the below provided email address. Biguke.tubesox at gmail.com and uh be part of the show.

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And even if your uh complaints that is if you don't want your letter written. You can just put a uh put that at the bottom. Say, please don't uh Yeah.

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We'd still like to hear from you though. We must want to hear from you. Let us know what you want us to talk about. You got any ideas for segments? We probably won't use them because we kind of have our own ideas.

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But you never know. Hey, in this economy, stranger things have happened.

SPEAKER_03

Stranger things have happened. Like the thought of us hugging. That's strange.

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I don't want to hear that again.

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Rubbing beards.

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What is happening here? I don't know. We gotta get out of here. What else you got? Well, what do you listen to on the drive home today?

SPEAKER_03

Well, I think just silence after this nonsense. I gotta get back to my center here. That absolutely tracks. Like that. Can't go wrong with Elvis. You can't? He's right up there, too. He's also right there. Yeah, he's all over the place. He's all over this studio we built.

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Myself, I'm going to be uh well, you see, it was William Shatner's birthday this past week.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, Will Shat.

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And I'm a big William Shatner fan. And uh, of course, I have a three-hour William Shatner playlist on my Spotify page. That doesn't surprise me at all. It has around 200 playlists. So if you go there, it's called William Shatner Beat Night, and it uh It's called Bill Shat last Night? What? What? Who's that in the what now? Who's on first? And uh goes all the way back to his uh 1967 album and up to his most recent one that came out of the street.

SPEAKER_03

I guarantee you were just realizing that and his twelfth album will be coming.

SPEAKER_02

Uh this year, he's doing another album just this year. That would be his 12th or 13th if you include a kid's album about three years ago.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, people are just discovering that you're being serious.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, oh yeah, I'm deadly serious. I don't joke about William Shatner. Oh my goodness. Yeah, so uh William Shatner beat night. Check it out on my Spotify.

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Check it out.

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So yeah, so tune in next week and uh, you know. Next week, episode 11. Episode 11. Say what now? Catch up on past episodes. Like one to ten. Video on YouTube and Spotify for real. There is video on there. So unsigned, you can find it the video there.

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Sorted out.

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Stop both on the managed exactly. Uh Apple Podcasts, Amazon, iHeart. Uh, and iHeart is getting actually iHeart and Amazon uh or uh Apple Podcasts are the two leading uh ones where we're getting our uh list.

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Not much of them coming from Deezer.

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No, no, I've not gotten any uh Deezer's yet. Huh. Um which I I don't Probably because most people don't know it exists. Well, I gave it a a free trial when we're setting this up and uh Oh, so the trial expired.

SPEAKER_03

Well, and I didn't we're still on there.

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I just didn't really check us out because I just didn't it it's actually kind of crappy. Yeah, we're not gonna But go there if you're there. If you're there, do it. It's amazing.

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If you're not, go to the other places. Also, uh EST Saturdays on their audio channels.

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Uh two o'clock ish.

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Two o'clock ish Saturday afternoons. They do a a replay of our of our episode. So uh if you happen to stumble onto their airwaves, check us out Saturdays after a couple of their shows.

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Alright.

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That was uh that was fun.

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I think that was good. That was a good one. We didn't uh mention our Buzz Sprout, so I'll do that right now. triple WS.buzzsprout.com where you can subscribe and support. Right on there. A couple people are doing it, it's awfully nice of them. Uh makes things very easy, plus it's got all our audio episodes on there as well. But if you're on one of the other places already, you might as well just listen on there.

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You find us everywhere, like, comment, subscribe on YouTube, let us know what you're thinking, and we'll keep doing what we're doing. This was uh episode 10. Episode 10. Episode 10. That's a big milestone. It is a big milestone. I think that's that's that's impressive. I'm happy. I'm impressed. I'm impressed too. Plus, you know, people are still listening, so that's good. Exactly. We're doing something right. Alrighty, well, episode 10 of uh What Were We Staying with Big Yuke and Tup Tops. Play us out, Arrow.

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Hey, hey, hey, let's do that.