208: House Of Prayer, Den Of Thieves - New Segments. Same Poor Judgement.

The fellas take another step forward this week by doing what every well-adjusted show eventually does: introducing even more recurring segments.

What's Dumb This Week opens the proceedings with a peculiar news story that once again proves reality continues to outpace satire. The facts are verified. The decision-making behind them remains a mystery.

This episode also marks the debut of Would Anyone Miss It?, where Big Uke & Tubesox tackle an important societal question: if something quietly disappeared tomorrow, would anyone actually notice - or care? Some answers come surprisingly easy. Others reveal far more about the hosts than intended.

Another brand-new segment, Greenlit?, also makes its first appearance, asking whether questionable ideas deserve a second look or should have remained exactly where they were found. Optimism is encouraged. Judgment is optional.

And, as always, 3 Things That Can Kick Rocks returns to ensure that  regardless of how many new ideas arrive, there will always be time to complain about the old ones.

New segments. Strange headlines. Entirely unnecessary opinions.

The format continues to evolve. The attitude remains exactly the same.

Keep your expectations low. Innovation has its limits.

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:52

I mean, honestly. It just was a little intrusive.

SPEAKER_05 0:58

Oh, God.

SPEAKER_03 1:01

Oh, if you know, you know. You know. Oh man. That's incredible.

SPEAKER_02 1:08

I mean, I've been thrown out of nicer weddings, but if it's not an open bar, don't have an open bar, but you gotta let people know. I think that's the risk you take. That's how it escalated. It happens. It'll happen. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_03 1:20

I mean it happens to the best of us. You gotta tell me.

SPEAKER_02 1:23

I didn't appreciate getting dragged out like that. I need to know. Oh man. My head's up. God. Golly. Tonight, who's up for a dumb news story? We debut a brand new fresh segment. We also debut another brand new fresh segment. Ooh! Tube Sox brings us his three things at Kick Rocks. Let's get to it. We're coming at you from the fourth floor of Blunderworks Studios in Sunadowntown. Damn it, it's so goddamn sunny that it's just It's actually nice that it is.

SPEAKER_03 1:58

It's ridiculous. It's crazy. Because just a little secret. The last couple times when we said, I hope you're staying warm or dry, we weren't. It was very rainy. It's almost short pants weather.

SPEAKER_02 2:09

No. Look at those gams.

SPEAKER_03 2:11

Check out those getaway sticks. Maybe one day we'll switch pants.

SPEAKER_02 2:14

I don't think that'll happen.

SPEAKER_03 2:15

Well, I need a few pairs of yours.

SPEAKER_02 2:17

Uh this young man goes by the name of Big Uke. This not as young man goes by Tube Socks. Behind the camera, we got Edgar Lasseter. He uh very old man. Very old man goes by the uh handle the chairman, which is don't understand it. Peculiar to all of us. We'll never call him that. We never will. Playing us in and playing us out. We got Harold Winthrop and the Silver Ashtray Orchestra. And I do hear tell that they uh did manage to get the old uh the old dog track pumped out.

SPEAKER_03 2:45

Good, good. Because I was I was quite concerned about.

SPEAKER_02 2:48

One of those rental places felt felt their plight and they swung by and pumped out their their shanty town by the dog track.

SPEAKER_03 2:55

Build a dog track at the bottom of a hill, it's gonna fill up.

SPEAKER_02 2:58

Right? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 2:59

On a floodplain? Well, those guys are troopers. What are we saying today, youke? We are saying a lot of things I'm very excited about. Segments that aren't old segments. That means they're new segments. One that he doesn't even know about. I've just finding out about this when I walked into the studio, so uh I'm very excited. You guys don't know about either of them, so you should be doubly as excited.

SPEAKER_02 3:19

Oh my goodness. I think it's pretty. How um how was your week? Very good. Yeah, very good. You took out the uh the WS uh off-road cruiser. Took off the off-road cruiser. That's pretty nice. Get out there and get some footage and spread the word. I spread it the word amongst the lichens and moss.

SPEAKER_03 3:37

They all heard, they all listened. Uh, I winded myself quite badly. Oh, hit a tree. But that's not the point. The off-road, the off-road cruiser stopped.

SPEAKER_02 3:46

The tree made good firewood then afterwards, I suppose?

SPEAKER_03 3:48

Well, it yeah, it was a whole thing. I don't really want to get into it. It hurt. But our uh our name is out there amongst the trees. That's terrific. The Lorax is speaking of us. How was your week, sir?

SPEAKER_02 4:00

You know what? I had I had a decent week. Didn't catch any of those ailments that I discussed in the last show.

SPEAKER_03 4:05

But that's good.

SPEAKER_02 4:05

We're still uh And I'm even feeling better now than I did the previous week. You know when you think you're over something? And then you get that second wave. And then you think, no, but you think you're over something, you think, oh, I'm feeling good. And now this week I'm feeling Wow. Oh, I'm feeling really good. I guess I wasn't normal. I wasn't entirely over it, but I thought I was.

SPEAKER_03 4:20

I know that was.

SPEAKER_02 4:21

It's like the second day after a hangover. You get the hangover, and like, I don't feel so great, or I don't feel terrible afternoon. It's like, ah, I feel better. And then the next afternoon, you're like, holy shit, man, I feel amazing.

SPEAKER_03 4:33

Like, ah, this is what I'm supposed to feel like. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 4:36

You kind of think your level's here when your level is actually.

SPEAKER_03 4:38

You don't even know how high you can go.

SPEAKER_02 4:40

Yes, absolutely.

SPEAKER_03 4:41

It's an apt description. I'm glad you're feeling better.

SPEAKER_02 4:45

Thank you, sir.

SPEAKER_03 4:46

I'm glad you're not uh heinously injured from your uh Yeah, I mean I've got uh I've got a bit of padding on the old body, so it hurt, but not as bad as I would have broken your ribs for sure.

SPEAKER_02 4:58

My my my slender build uh ribs would have snapped.

SPEAKER_03 5:01

Slender would have killed Edgar. Absolutely funny.

SPEAKER_02 5:09

Well he's got the uh see or whatever it is that like low calcium, so his bones are like you get like snapping with your fingers like a pencil.

SPEAKER_03 5:16

He's pretty brittle.

SPEAKER_02 5:17

Take his forearm and just let's move on.

SPEAKER_03 5:20

Yes. I've read the card and the prompt, and I do believe you've got some interesting information for us, sir.

SPEAKER_02 5:27

I do have something that's dumb this week. I've got a news story. It's been a dumb news story. It's been a fortnight or so since we've had a dumb news story. So we were fake lost monkeys. We thought they were real. They seemed oh too real.

SPEAKER_03 5:40

And then were not real. We were a turkey or turkeys.

SPEAKER_02 5:45

Uh yes, the uh the delivery driver turkey fiasco.

SPEAKER_03 5:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:49

There was the camel pageant.

SPEAKER_03 5:50

The camel pageant and the uh the uh beautification.

SPEAKER_02 5:54

Yes, that seemed to be the illegal beautification. The biggest one we've had as far as engagement goes. People really lapped that up.

SPEAKER_03 6:00

That was uh that was a big deal.

SPEAKER_02 6:02

Yes, I think that's been the ones.

SPEAKER_03 6:04

I believe those are our three big news articles.

SPEAKER_02 6:07

Well, I've got a new one that might uh might join that crowd. Oh boy. Here we go. Bottle up the headline Fresh Feet Juice Fiasco. Yuck. One more time. Fresh feet juice fiasco. I'll put the emphasis on a different word this one. Fresh feet juice? Fresh feet juice fiasco. Feet juice. Feet juice. I'm gonna need some uh I'm gonna need some elaboration on this, sir. Allow me to read. It's a two carter. A double carter. The story comes from San Jose, California, where apparently they've run out of hobbies. Photos and videos from the unofficial after hours gathering outside of Fanime Con went viral after a pair of cosplayers, I hate all these words, by the way, decided to monetize one of humanity's stranger interests. They parked themselves beside coolers filled with bright red liquid, stuck their bare feet in, and started selling what they proudly called fresh feet juice. The menu was refreshingly simple. Five bucks for a squig. Or if dignity wasn't really your thing, for a little extra money, customers could slurp the liquid as it dripped directly off their feet. Ew.

SPEAKER_03 7:12

I uh I hate this.

SPEAKER_02 7:14

A lot. This is just so they were basically they had solo cups and they had their feet in a cooler. I saw a video and they were scooping it out, and people were drinking it. Several videos suggest vodka was involved because apparently alcohol wasn't making enough bad decisions on its own.

SPEAKER_03 7:29

There better have been a quartz sealer of vodka involved.

SPEAKER_02 7:33

The disturbing part isn't that someone offered it, it's that dozens of other people looked at it and thought, yeah, I mean.

SPEAKER_03 7:39

Yeah, honestly, that's that is the worst part. Like, you could you do what you want. Try to sell me whatever you want to sell, but the fact that there's lineups.

SPEAKER_02 7:47

Not one guy, not one weird corner of the internet, actual lineups, men, women waiting patiently for their turn to slurp mystery foot punch off a stranger dressed like a Japanese cartoon character. And they sold out in under an hour. My god.

SPEAKER_03 8:02

California. Get it together.

SPEAKER_02 8:05

Somewhere, generations of human evolution just quietly packed up their things and left.

SPEAKER_03 8:10

Oh, big time.

SPEAKER_02 8:10

Like that's that's there's few things as cringy as that story that I read.

SPEAKER_03 8:15

I think you should read it again. God, it's just that's cringy as that's awful.

SPEAKER_02 8:20

I hated ever I honestly hated every single second of that, except for that last line about I hate everything involved in that, including the people that were there, the way they like just the whole package. Like, if that whole package without the foot juice is bad enough, you just don't like like I could not walk through that room and like not want to like just throat punch jab someone with an ice pick. Add in the foot juice, and then people drinking foot juice? Yeah, foot juice alone is like you walk by that on the street and it's like foot juice. Oh my gosh, I didn't expect to sing that.

SPEAKER_03 8:59

Edgar, make a note, we gotta clip that. Oh my goodness. Just off the top of the freaking bean here. I don't know where I was saying though. Oh, I mean, just what a horrible scene all around. If you just walk past, you know, you're walking down the street in sunny downtown, and there's a guy with his feet in a cooler, you're probably not gonna think much of it. You'd be like, huh? Hey, you want to buy some of that? Yeah, not gonna be like, hey man, are you selling that? Because like, I'll give you I'll give you a couple extra bucks if I can just suck it off your toes. Okay, what's that?

SPEAKER_02 9:28

Uh you pay extra for the premium of if dignity wasn't really your thing, for a little extra money, customers could drink the liquid as it dripped directly off their feet.

SPEAKER_03 9:38

Ugh.

SPEAKER_02 9:39

Boo.

SPEAKER_03 9:41

I liked it better when we hadn't heard that news story.

SPEAKER_02 9:44

You know what I like drinking? Triple WS labeled beers labeled beers.

SPEAKER_03 9:49

Don't look too close. Triple WS labeled beers.

SPEAKER_02 9:54

Now that's how I roll feet juice less. 0% feet juice and gluten-free. Actually, it's not gluten-free.

SPEAKER_03 10:01

It's actually almost entirely gluten free. It's actually mostly gluten. This is don't listen to him.

SPEAKER_02 10:05

This is the drinkable form of gluten.

SPEAKER_03 10:08

Yeah, the first thing. Gluten. Gluten. And there is still a bit of feet. Contains no feet. Oh, a little bit. 1% of your daily dosage of feet.

SPEAKER_02 10:17

So yeah, so that's a that's a terrible story. And I wish I wish you wouldn't have told me. I wish I didn't r come across it, but I knew when I did come across it that I had to share it with you know those who get it because uh I hope I never get it. I don't and stop smiling, you freak!

SPEAKER_03 10:33

And Edgar. Fucking Edgar.

SPEAKER_02 10:35

Anyways. Alright, well, let's move on here. We got uh we got a liner that leads into our first new segment in a while. Oh my gosh. And it's uh a sponsor that we haven't heard from since uh early in season one. Oh, oh, that's like many moons ago. Marlowe's Family Diner.

SPEAKER_03 10:51

Oh, the diner! Gosh, I love this place. I'm glad they're back on the trailer.

SPEAKER_02 10:55

Remember they were uh they were mobile for a while. I think they were just a on a trailer.

SPEAKER_03 10:58

Yeah, but now they're they're they weren't a uh food truck. No, they were a building on a trailer.

SPEAKER_02 11:03

Uh they conveniently located just off the new road. Oh not the new new one. No, no, the new one. The other one. The other one. Sink into our comfortable booths and enjoy food that's consistently described as adequate. Arrive without a family, and one will be assigned to you.

SPEAKER_03 11:19

It's my favorite part of that, right?

SPEAKER_02 11:20

I love that program. Tell them big you sent you and receive a complimentary yogurt tube with your meal. That's me. Parking fills up fast, portions based on availability. Gosh. And this is a new thing they've added. Oh. Voted the county's third best gravy by the county gravy review. Woo-hoo! That's a big deal. So it's not the best gravy in the county.

SPEAKER_03 11:40

Hey, but it's not the worst. Two better. But we don't know how many are worse because they don't have to be able to do that. Yeah, I don't know how many gravies are involved. Oh, it's tough to get on that list. I've tried, but it's quite the process to get approved for the gravy reviewer. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_02 11:54

So they're really up in their gravy game at Marlo's Family Diner.

SPEAKER_03 11:57

Well, you gotta stay ahead of the stay ahead of the trends here, man.

SPEAKER_02 12:01

Gravy is the uh the hot new trend. Oh, what is foot gravy?

SPEAKER_03 12:04

Oh, I'm thinking we should patent that and go to California.

SPEAKER_02 12:08

Slurping some foot gravy off a toe?

SPEAKER_03 12:10

You got the hot the off an anime toe? The cold anime vodka juice, foot juice. Then you got the vodka gravy. Piping hot vodka gravy off of Tube's feet.

SPEAKER_02 12:20

Oh, I wasn't gonna be involved in that.

SPEAKER_03 12:22

Oh no, you're definitely involved.

SPEAKER_02 12:22

No, we're just like behind the scenes, we're the money men.

SPEAKER_03 12:24

Oh no, no, it's your feet.

SPEAKER_02 12:26

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_03 12:26

Day one at least.

SPEAKER_02 12:28

That's terrible.

SPEAKER_03 12:29

Speaking of being ahead of the trends though, I think this new segment is going to be a trend setter.

SPEAKER_02 12:34

New segment, and what's the new segment called? Would anyone miss it? What does that mean? Do you want to explain or do you want me to explain?

SPEAKER_03 12:43

I think you should explain, because I'm nervous.

SPEAKER_02 12:46

He's nervous because it's so new.

SPEAKER_03 12:47

I'm so excited for people. Because this is, I mean, I can I could do a little bit of a preamble here.

SPEAKER_02 12:53

So she's a simple premise. Basically, it's uh where we each kind of bring a uh thing or two of uh simple day-to-day items in our society and wonder if it disappeared tomorrow. Would anyone miss it?

SPEAKER_03 13:06

I think it's a lovely conversation starting kind of.

SPEAKER_02 13:09

And again, you guys can play along at home and have your own discussions in your own studios.

SPEAKER_03 13:16

You can also comment back to us about our items. And if you think they would be missed, yeah. Would you miss them? I think that's the beauty of it. It's a very it's very open. It could be important things and not important things exactly, small things. We don't know.

SPEAKER_02 13:32

So do you uh you want to lead us off with something?

SPEAKER_03 13:34

I will kick us off with the uh inaugurable. Inaugurable. I did it. Inaugurable Inaugral. You know what? I did that last time we had a new segment too. He's he's all high on foot juice. Oh well, I was drinking it earlier. So what do you got? Anyways, the inaugural. Would anyone miss it? If blank disappeared tomorrow, how much would anyone miss it? And this is this is this this is accidentally very topical. Oh boy. Toe socks. You know, when each toe socks each sock, or each toe has a. Oh, it looks like a like a like a glove. Like a glove for your feet. But it they they were uh a fashion staple of the 70s. They were revived in the 90s, mainly as an adolescent novelty. And uh I think nowadays they are you know used for you know runners and stuff, anti-wick and blister proof things. But it's I when I picture it, I picture it like you know, a rainbow sock. Yes, I'm getting I'm getting the image here. All the way up, like halfway up your leg, maybe to the knee, and it's got all of your toes perfectly cut.

SPEAKER_02 14:38

I would uh say that if those disappeared tomorrow.

SPEAKER_03 14:42

I don't think I don't personally know anyone who would care.

SPEAKER_02 14:46

What about uh society as a whole?

SPEAKER_03 14:49

I don't think it makes us better as people.

SPEAKER_02 14:51

No, I I think it makes it worse. a large segment of society that's unaware that this is even a thing.

SPEAKER_03 14:59

I hope so. So that we don't have to get rid of it from a few people. And I even think the people that have them, if they didn't have them, they wouldn't miss them.

SPEAKER_02 15:07

If you went to their house and you went to their sock drawer stole them and you just tucked them away, how long before they went, where's my toe socks?

SPEAKER_03 15:15

Like maybe that once-a-year freak thing.

SPEAKER_02 15:17

What's the occasion that you're wearing the toe socks?

SPEAKER_03 15:19

Right? Like, I mean, I understand wearing a mitten ver or a glove, like the different.

SPEAKER_02 15:24

Well, if it's cold, toe socks don't keep your toes warmer because you're losing the toe heat.

SPEAKER_03 15:29

But like wearing a glove that has each finger accessible is useful.

SPEAKER_02 15:36

But it also your hands get cold faster.

SPEAKER_03 15:38

Sure, but that's the price you pay for being able to use all of your fingers individually. Yes. What the F are you doing with your toes?

SPEAKER_02 15:47

All you're losing is the benefit of keeping them.

SPEAKER_03 15:50

And if you need dexterity with your toes and also trying to keep them warm, you're in the wrong line of work. You should be in a building that's warm if you need your toes.

SPEAKER_02 15:57

I can't wear regular socks if I'm gonna do my job properly. I need my toes to be I need to be able to. I need my toes to be able to grab stuff.

SPEAKER_03 16:04

I'm sorry. No, that's not real. That's not a thing.

SPEAKER_02 16:08

I think there's something that maybe like like like cute girls think are cute.

SPEAKER_03 16:12

But even that, but they're not they you wouldn't notice them gone. The the the toe part of the sock isn't what makes those cute. That just makes them weird.

SPEAKER_02 16:22

Yeah, but they think it's cute. They got they also got ponytails with the pigtails and stuff. Well, that's a different topic.

SPEAKER_03 16:27

That's a different subject. But toe socks, I I don't think anyone will miss them.

SPEAKER_02 16:32

I don't think anyone would miss them. I I'm in full agreement. There we go. Now, what I'm bringing to the table, if hotel bibles disappeared tomorrow, would anyone miss them?

SPEAKER_03 16:43

Oh. Because you know all of a sudden like right away, you've got Bible thumpers that love the Bible, that that's the biggest question. Because I the average like what not everyone cares about the Bible. That's just a fact.

SPEAKER_02 16:58

I'd like to say they are completely innocuous and they harm no one. They do, they're just there. They are just there. But that being as innocuous as they are wouldn't matter if they weren't there. If they weren't there, would you like when you check into a hotel, do you check that drawer and go, oh yeah, I mean Bible's here.

SPEAKER_03 17:11

I do actually check the drawer as well to see if there is one. Right. But not but if there isn't one, it's like you're not calling downstairs. Immediately go about my day.

SPEAKER_02 17:20

You're not calling downstairs going, uh, we have no Bible here.

SPEAKER_03 17:22

Uh can I please get a hotel Bible, please?

SPEAKER_02 17:25

Uh society as a whole, I don't think uh I just think I mean certainly segments of society, but I'm also thinking if you are someone who really likes having that Bible, you exactly got a pocket Bible. You're bringing a Bible with, you've got one in your case.

SPEAKER_03 17:39

That see, now that's a good point.

SPEAKER_02 17:41

If the Bible is that important to you, you're bringing one with. You have access to it no matter where you're not leaving home without it. No, you're not.

SPEAKER_03 17:47

So you wouldn't You're not getting to your room going, oh crap, there's no Bible. Now what? Yeah, you have you have a Bible with you. That's a good point. Because I like my my immediate thought was like, well, there's a large chunk that are going to have that Bible.

SPEAKER_02 18:00

They probably haven't.

SPEAKER_03 18:01

But if you're that concerned about having a Bible on the road, you will have one with you or access to one.

SPEAKER_02 18:07

From an economic standpoint, is it someone's job specifically to replace those Bibles?

SPEAKER_03 18:13

I wish I would have disappears.

SPEAKER_02 18:14

I wish I would have been the company that sold before. Then we're and that also leads to if you steal one, is it theft? Or are you ultimately fulfilling the organization's mission by taking the Bible?

SPEAKER_03 18:23

And spreading the word of God.

SPEAKER_02 18:25

Because they want you, you know, they they're not upset if you take one. They're like, oh, we need a new Bible.

SPEAKER_03 18:29

Well, good. It's not like you took it and threw it in the garbage, because that's bad.

SPEAKER_02 18:32

No.

SPEAKER_03 18:32

But you take it for your own.

SPEAKER_02 18:33

It's not like stealing the lamp out of the hotel. Oh, I haven't done that.

SPEAKER_03 18:36

But stealing a Bible when they got a call, it's going, You can't steal the lamp. You can take the light bulb.

SPEAKER_02 18:41

We need we need seven Bibles. And they're like, Yes. That's true. And there's that one guy in the warehouse going, Alright, I gotta swing by whatever the Hampton Inn tonight and drop off seven new Bibles and place them in those drawers.

SPEAKER_03 18:55

I hope there would be a specific person who places them in. Yes. Like they have to be in like the top left corner.

SPEAKER_02 19:00

But ultimately, I don't think that people would generally notice. That's that's ultimately what we're getting at.

SPEAKER_03 19:07

Yeah, and I don't I I think you're correct there. If if hotel Bibles all disappeared tomorrow, I don't think. How long would it take for someone to notice? I mean I don't think there would be a protest in the street.

SPEAKER_02 19:16

And I don't think people would complain to the front desk. Again, those who are really keen on the Bibles probably have a travel Bible.

SPEAKER_03 19:23

Or they just know it all off the top of their head.

SPEAKER_02 19:25

Yeah, but they still like the comfort of having the Bible there. And again, if you do, you probably bring one with you.

SPEAKER_03 19:30

Yeah, they bring one with you, or you got a pocket fold-out accordion style Bible.

SPEAKER_02 19:34

I bet they I bet they have like an audiobook version of it, and I hope that it's read by Gilbert Gottfried.

unknown 19:40

Gosh.

SPEAKER_02 19:40

The Bible is read by Gilbert Gottfried. So you can just put on your Sony Walkman. That would be enough to turn the books on tape.

SPEAKER_03 19:48

The hardest the hardest Bible thumper off the Bible.

SPEAKER_02 19:57

So so two items.

SPEAKER_03 20:00

Neither of which was I don't think either would be missed if they disappeared tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02 20:03

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:04

I do have another one here that might be a little more on the edge. Let's have it. Paperclips. They've been around for a long time. The first paperclip design was 1867. It was originally designed for tickets to fabric, not paper paper. It was So what was the year? Uh 1867.

SPEAKER_02 20:22

And was it in what part of the world?

SPEAKER_03 20:24

Uh it was in Europe.

SPEAKER_02 20:25

Okay. So I'm thinking, well, I'm just thinking it's like coming out of the Civil War and they're like, someone's good. They're trying to mend the country, but some guy's honing on a couple of things.

SPEAKER_03 20:33

It was some European guy. Okay. And I think the the the final patent, not the final patent, but like the patent for the style that we know today with the two double loop. It's called gem style, just so you know. Uh it was patented in 1899. I uh by a German, I believe.

SPEAKER_02 20:49

I might be wrong on that, but well, German engineering, you can't beat it. I will say right at the top that I would miss them.

SPEAKER_03 20:55

I just think staples exist and the staple removers deal with it. Things fall out of paper clips.

SPEAKER_02 21:00

I put them together with uh with paper clips every uh every show. There's like seven paper clips on our show desk right over there. I have a box of paper clips on my desk. They're predominantly used for show preps. What if you had a binder clip? You don't like binder clips?

SPEAKER_03 21:14

I love binder clip.

SPEAKER_02 21:16

I I also utilize binder clips, but that's for kind of stacks of paper. Well, they make small binder clips. But when I've got a little deck of cards here, I'm trying to prep a show. It's all paperclip, baby. Staples. I don't want to staple it, I don't want to punch these cards. These are collectibles.

unknown 21:29

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 21:29

I don't want to put a staple through. Put a different hole in each one, now it's a different collectible.

SPEAKER_03 21:32

Collect them all. Collect every staple placement.

SPEAKER_02 21:34

I would miss uh paper clips seem very innocuous, but I am an I'm a fervent user of paper clips. And I would miss them. I would actually say, Where the hell are the paper clips? I have said that. You know what? And I've at work I've said gone to the stationary cabinet and gone, hey, there's no paper clips in here, and been told there's more coming tomorrow. Alright. I'm gonna be okay. So yes, I would miss paper clips because I like a paperclip.

SPEAKER_03 22:06

I just m I miss I miss Clippy. Remember Clippy?

SPEAKER_02 22:09

Little Clippy in the corner there. The corner? I miss Clippy.

SPEAKER_03 22:12

He was uh I don't know if I would actually miss these or not. When I th when I wrote this down, I'm like nah.

SPEAKER_02 22:17

I mean I don't I wouldn't miss them emotionally. I would be like I wouldn't be sad about them.

SPEAKER_03 22:21

But I if it changes your day to day.

SPEAKER_02 22:23

But I use paper clips very frequently.

SPEAKER_03 22:25

I just think I just paper clips are annoying when you have like multiple stacks of things paperclip together in a pile and then the clip comes off and it's like awesome, now everything's mixed up. Well I don't know if that's just me a filing thing for me.

SPEAKER_02 22:41

I think it is just you.

SPEAKER_03 22:42

Well, what say you, many listeners?

SPEAKER_02 22:44

Talk amongst yourselves, but not right now, like after the show. I just came up with a random quick one too. Can I say it or should I save it?

SPEAKER_03 22:51

Yeah, no, well. It's just a quick one. It's it's adjacent to paper clips. Okay. Thumbtacks.

SPEAKER_02 22:56

Big thumbtack guy.

SPEAKER_03 22:57

Yeah?

SPEAKER_02 22:58

I got a corkboard beside my desk.

SPEAKER_03 22:59

I was gonna say what I was gonna put corkboard down. When I was thinking about this, I was gonna put corkboard. I'm like, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 23:04

And I've got the thumbtack to stick out so I can also hang a clipboard on the thumbs up.

SPEAKER_03 23:07

Yeah, like not the flat push pin one, like the polyps.

SPEAKER_02 23:10

I've got thumbtacks with things on my corkboard and I that a binder clip can flip up and clip on.

SPEAKER_03 23:18

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 23:19

But binder clips and paper clips, two entirely different processes.

SPEAKER_03 23:22

Well, yeah. A binder clip, when you open it, it goes back together. You open a paper clip, it just snaps. That's fine, they're cheap. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 23:29

Well, I just needed a whole show notes together.

SPEAKER_03 23:32

I I think that was successful.

SPEAKER_02 23:34

I think it was. That was good. Two misses and or two not misses, one miss. And now we've got a surprise new segment. What? Big Youke doesn't even know about this segment. He knows there is a segment because it's in his notes saying New segment. New segment that you dot dot dot dot. This segment, and we also tease this on uh on the social medias.

SPEAKER_03 23:56

What?

SPEAKER_02 23:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:57

When did you do that?

SPEAKER_02 23:58

Well, we uh we've blocked you from seeing the social, so he didn't wasn't alerted.

SPEAKER_03 24:02

Son of a Edgar, you're supposed to tell me these things.

SPEAKER_02 24:06

Son of a bitch. This segment is called Greenlit? What what? And that's greenlit with a question mark. Greenland? Greenlit. Green lantern. Greenlit. Greenlit. So essentially one word, two words.

SPEAKER_03 24:21

Uh hyphenated?

SPEAKER_02 24:22

It's it's one word. Italicized. You know, in uh in showbiz parlance, because we are in showbiz. When something uh I'm crying, I'm so excited for a new segment. When when a premise uh you know gets pitched, that's another industry term. Yeah. Then they either decide to do nothing with it, or it gets greenlit.

SPEAKER_03 24:41

Oh, snap.

SPEAKER_02 24:42

Meaning they make they turn it into something.

SPEAKER_03 24:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 24:45

So what we've got here. I'm liking the sounds of this. Oh my goodness. All right, well, here we go. Let me read you what I wrote for this as an intro.

SPEAKER_03 24:52

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_02 24:52

Welcome to Greenlit.

SPEAKER_03 24:53

This is my first time hearing this, too, folks, by the way.

SPEAKER_02 24:55

Where we revisit some of television's most questionable decisions.

SPEAKER_03 24:58

Oh, snap. I like the sounds of this already.

SPEAKER_02 25:01

So I've got four TV show premises from the 60s or 70s.

SPEAKER_03 25:04

Ah, good era.

SPEAKER_02 25:05

Three of them were actually pitched, produced, and aired on television. They all got greenlit. Oh. The other one? Completely made up by me. All you have to do is tell me which one is fake.

SPEAKER_03 25:19

I gotta pick the fake.

SPEAKER_02 25:21

So let's see if reality is stranger than fiction. So I'm gonna read you four little teaser synopses.

SPEAKER_03 25:27

Am I getting titles? No.

SPEAKER_02 25:29

Nope. Because that would be giveaway. I'll follow up on that after.

SPEAKER_03 25:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 25:33

I'll read you the four just short teasers.

SPEAKER_03 25:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 25:36

And you get one guess. You we can mull it over. But I want to get a little bit more.

SPEAKER_03 25:40

We can mull it over and discuss of which is because otherwise then it's just an elimination thing.

SPEAKER_02 25:44

Wow, that's true. And then after you give your uh your guess right or wrong, then I'll go into the deeper dive on.

SPEAKER_03 25:49

And I'm probably not allowed to ask questions.

SPEAKER_02 25:51

Nope. It's just based entirely on the premise, the sound of the premise. Okay. Are you ready for this? Are you excited for this?

SPEAKER_03 25:59

I'm nervous. I need a sip here.

SPEAKER_02 26:01

I'm excited for I was having fun putting this together.

SPEAKER_03 26:04

I was more of a sip.

SPEAKER_02 26:11

Throwing a few there.

SPEAKER_03 26:16

You'll understand why I laugh so hard on the behind-the-scenes feature that comes out.

SPEAKER_02 26:20

Like we're making a DVD. Alright, well, let me know whenever you're ready.

SPEAKER_03 26:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 26:24

For teaser number one.

SPEAKER_03 26:26

I'm very excited about this tube socks. I didn't answer that question when you asked it. I'm very excited.

SPEAKER_02 26:30

A veteran detective is assigned an unusual new partner whose biggest obstacle to fighting crime. Optical? Obstacle to fighting crime is that he isn't human. Now reserve everything. Okay. Soak these all in. Number two. A suburban family's everyday life is turned upside down after adopting an unusually troublesome chimpanzee. Number three. After discovering what he believes is proof of noble ancestry, a suburban dad begins presiding over family affairs from a throne in his rumpus room. And the fourth one, an aspiring actor accidentally finds success by pretending to be someone he's not and can't afford to tell the truth.

SPEAKER_03 27:21

So which of those do you think is So we got veteran detective with non-human partner.

SPEAKER_02 27:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:29

We've got weird monkey adoption. Yeah. We've got might be royalty thrown in Rumpus Room.

SPEAKER_00 27:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:37

And actor pretending to be someone and an actor? Or pretending to be someone and can't give it up. Right. Even though they're acting, they're an actor that's supposed to pretend to be other people, but I get what you're saying. You're like, it's a different identity. Yes. Not a character.

SPEAKER_02 27:51

Hmm. Which one's fake there, big yuk?

SPEAKER_03 27:56

Well, that's the thing, is they all both fake and real.

SPEAKER_02 28:02

They all sound equally on the same level of believability.

SPEAKER_03 28:04

And I've seen some shows from that era. And that's the magic of this segment. I've seen some shows from that era, so I'm trying to rack my brain on shows that I have could have potentially seen, and if that and so It was a real time to be alive and watch television for that. Apparently. So I do have one question more about the premise of the segment. You can ask questions, sure. These descriptions, these aren't your interpretation of the show. This is like an actual description of it? Or is it like you kind of potentially twisting something that's not incorrect, but it's me giving a shorter synopsis of the actual TV guide. Okay. That's a Coles note. When you say detective with a non-human partner, I immediately think dog.

SPEAKER_02 28:49

Well.

SPEAKER_03 28:50

So that's why I'm like, it's not like it's okay. I don't know if you can answer the question or not of this isn't like the word-for-word verbatim. No, you're shortening.

SPEAKER_02 29:02

No, my teasers, I've shortened them.

unknown 29:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 29:06

For the sake of uh simplifying it for a like our mail, like our mailbag. Yes, for a larger reveal.

SPEAKER_03 29:13

You reserve the right to edit. Yes. But the premise is the premise. Okay, so veteran detail.

SPEAKER_02 29:18

Because if I gave you too many details of the premise, it would probably give you that what may give away too much. Too much.

SPEAKER_03 29:24

Sure. So veteran veteran cop non-human detective.

SPEAKER_02 29:28

Do you want me to go over them again?

SPEAKER_03 29:30

No, no, I think I'm good.

SPEAKER_02 29:31

You got them.

SPEAKER_03 29:31

Veteran cop, not human detective. I'm gonna say that one's real, so I'm gonna knock that one out. The chimpanzee one. I'm I'm gonna leave that one.

SPEAKER_02 29:38

An unusually troublesome chimpanzee. Well, is there ever There's never a non-troublesome?

SPEAKER_03 29:43

I mean See, like I know, I think I know what that show could be. You you're writing that show in your brain right now? I am. And you hope it gets greenlit. I hope not we'd be we'd be well off if it does. So I think I because this also isn't necessarily live action. Or are they?

SPEAKER_02 30:01

Oh, these are all actual TV shows with people.

SPEAKER_03 30:04

Okay, but they're not animated or cartoons.

SPEAKER_02 30:06

No, there's no cartoons. Well, I know there I'm no, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 30:09

Okay, simmer down. Don't get so angry with me about this guy. Oh my god. It's a fair question.

SPEAKER_02 30:14

I guess I didn't even think of that.

SPEAKER_03 30:16

Well, there's TV shows in the 60s and 70s that weren't real people. They were animated.

SPEAKER_02 30:21

I assure you that I will never cover one of those.

SPEAKER_03 30:23

I feel as though you could make some good ones like that because now I'm thrown off because I immediately thought that the monkey thing was Curious George.

SPEAKER_02 30:30

There's no uh Son of them! There's no cartoons here. These are all primetime television shows. Primetime. All but one.

SPEAKER_03 30:38

Thrown in the rumpus room. What was the fourth one again? Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 30:41

An aspiring actor accidentally finds success by pretending to be someone he's not and can't afford to tell the truth.

SPEAKER_03 30:46

Final answer chimpanzee's fake.

SPEAKER_02 30:48

The chimpanzee is all too real. Okay, I'll read that. Then I'll go through the other. That was Me and the Chimp. CBS 1972. Me and the Chimp. Ran 13 episodes. 13. Wow, it's good. One season? Two seasons. The family adopts buttons, a chimp who was once participated in the U.S. space program. Rather than using that premise for adventure, the show mostly revolves around buttons causing domestic chaos, wrecking the house, ruining family plans, and generally behaving like the world's most expensive pet.

SPEAKER_03 31:20

And 13 episodes make sense because how much can you really go with the destroying house?

SPEAKER_02 31:24

Yeah, it just kind of ran its course.

SPEAKER_03 31:25

Yeah. Dang it. Okay, now I have a second chance. Now that I know that.

SPEAKER_02 31:30

And I'll and I'll just kind of read the others without revealing. Well, I'll read the fake one last. It's like a runner-up thing. The veteran detective? Holmes and Yo-Yo, ABC 1976. Is it a dog? Also 13 episodes, and I remember this show being on. I remember watching this show. Holmes and Yo-Yo. Aired in 1976, Detective Alexander Holmes has such a terrible track record with partners that the department assigns him an experimental android named Yo-Yo. The catch is that no one outside the department can know that Yo-Yo is a robot. So Holmes has to solve crimes while covering for his partner's frequent malfunctions and trying to convince everyone that he's just an eccentric cop.

SPEAKER_03 32:10

Man, I gotta look this one up because I want to see what they thought a human looked like as a robot in the world.

SPEAKER_02 32:16

I remember they're like, he like opened up his chest, it was and there was like wires. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_03 32:22

Is uh so were those two kind of like geared towards kids more? Or this like family stuff? This was like family prime time. Yeah, but I'm yeah, I'm not these weren't like that wasn't like a hardcore cop show. Oh no, no, it was more geared toward a family comedy game.

SPEAKER_02 32:37

Okay. All right, and then the uh the ugliest girl in town, ABC, 1969 ran 20 episodes. Ooh. Uh a struggling actor puts on women's women's clothing for a television commercial and unexpectedly becomes an overnight sensation as a female fashion model.

SPEAKER_03 32:54

That's a Mrs. Dopefire shit.

SPEAKER_02 32:55

Desperate to keep the work coming, he continues living a double life, juggling auditions as himself while secretly maintaining his career as one of London's hottest female modeling stars. So it was the throne one. No, and that one I gave a title to it, The Baron of Burbank, which really slides in, and I have no detailed description because it was made up.

SPEAKER_03 33:16

Huh.

SPEAKER_02 33:17

That was a pretty good effort on me, though, right? That was great. Like I should have written shows in the 70s. You probably should have. The Baron of Burbank. I'd watch that. Dad thinks he's nobility, so he's got a throw in his Rumpus room.

SPEAKER_03 33:29

I understand it a bit more now, this this the how this game's gonna work. It's pretty fun. I like that. I because again, do you get where I was coming at with that question? Which question's that? Of like, are you spinning things? Oh, I see. To try to throw me off, kind of thing. Like with the non-human, you obviously like the first thing your brain goes is alien.

SPEAKER_02 33:49

Well, I didn't want to say robot because then that's too obvious. Then you might go, oh, well, there was a shitty old robot show. Sure.

SPEAKER_03 33:53

So I uh but also like non-human dog, like dog cough. Yeah, it was a little misdirection. Okay, so that like that being deliberately obtuse. Okay, that's good to know going forward.

SPEAKER_02 34:03

Because I don't want to give it away. Yeah, because there may be it if I you know I can't say I've heard of any of those. I've never seen me and the chimp or the ugliest girl in town, but I did see Holmes and Yo-Yo, and it was a terrible show, although it was amazing because I was like seven years old and it was really fun. I mean, fair. Although I bet now it's just it's really it's probably awful. It's really frustrating because a robot keeps malfunctioning, yeah, in a way that it shouldn't.

SPEAKER_03 34:25

And it's also like so obvious that it's a robot. Yeah. That like, how did nobody else? But he's like a man, but he's acting like a robot.

SPEAKER_02 34:32

Yeah. And he's like doing, you know, he's like twitching out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:36

Huh.

SPEAKER_02 34:37

That's fun though, eh?

SPEAKER_03 34:38

The Baron of Burbank. You should pitch that. I might still pitch that too. You should pitch that.

SPEAKER_02 34:43

We could probably have some fun with that. Oh my goodness. Maybe that'll be the next uh endeavor for uh Soggy Mott Productions. We'll start filming our own freaking sitcom, The Baron of Burbank.

SPEAKER_03 34:54

Just in this set, though, because that's all we can afford. That's all we've got. It's not gonna be a good show.

SPEAKER_02 34:59

We'll have to get a makeshift throne, though. Oh my goodness, I'm like trying to find our cards. Goodness, man.

SPEAKER_03 35:07

Where where are the where's the damn what's next? Do you have one? Uh we yeah, I do. I have the proper card in the proper space. I've got oh, go Jesus Christ, they're over here.

SPEAKER_02 35:16

I'm like flipping through my cards thrice. And I'm like, where the hell's the this this tells me what's next?

SPEAKER_03 35:23

What's our order?

SPEAKER_02 35:24

It was over there, not in my hand.

SPEAKER_03 35:26

Too much going on. If he had paper clips, that would probably help. Holy shit. Wow. You were also that excited for the new segments.

SPEAKER_02 35:33

I was pretty excited for the new segments.

SPEAKER_03 35:35

I'm excited for those to come back. They'll come back. I I I can't wait. Comment below. Write us. Drop us a line. Tell us what you think of the new segments. Yeah, let us know how that went for you. And did you play at home? Did you guess the show correctly? Because I didn't.

SPEAKER_02 35:48

And again, remember, no wagering. It's for entertainment purposes only. Maybe a little bit. 18 and over to play. Okay, well, you've got a sponsorship liner now, which I clearly know because I found my cards. They weren't here, but they were right there.

SPEAKER_03 36:04

TV magic. Oh, that's the wrong card. Now I've lost it. No! There we go. My cards were all here and I lost them all. Well, I'm used to throwing them and I haven't thrown any. I thought if you won and I wound up behind you. The second opinion parking app. Oh, those are again. It's a very useful app. It's on the page one of my phone. Most parking apps help you find a spot. This isn't one of those. The second opinion parking app waits quietly, patiently, and the moment you've committed, meter paid, engine off, life choices, locked in. It lets you know where you could have parked. Closer, easier, better. Just a tad too late. It's available in most metropolitan areas, and for some reason, a few rural ones. So rural parking's a problem. You need some help. It is very difficult to find out where it should have been on rural parking. Parking by the grain elevator.

SPEAKER_02 36:58

I could uh park by that swather.

SPEAKER_03 37:00

And this app will tell you. And that was a liner four. I think my favorite segment. Three things I can't do. It's just me.

SPEAKER_02 37:07

It feels like this is coming so soon. The show's clipping along.

SPEAKER_03 37:10

I think we're just cruising. It's happening. We're moving. We're grooving. We I mean, I don't know. The hype of the new segment, we're just running it on all on all cylinders, you know?

SPEAKER_02 37:19

Everything is new and fresh. New and fresh. Fresh shirt, fresh segments. This is my nickname in high school.

SPEAKER_03 37:26

Okay, three things that can kick rounds. This is honestly, before you get started, this is my favorite segment. I say this every week, but I'm not lying. This is so great. And I think this is it's very hit and miss. Well, I some get a lot of legs, some don't.

SPEAKER_02 37:39

Some you totally agree with, some you don't.

SPEAKER_03 37:42

I think it's that's good though. We can't we got anything. That's boring. Exactly. But I honestly think, like when I'm out in the public, spending the word of Triple WS with Biggie the Tube Socks, this segment always comes up in conversation.

SPEAKER_02 37:53

Thursdays at 6 30 on ABC.

SPEAKER_03 37:55

Right after right after me and the chimp. We should pitch this show to ABC. Now we shouldn't. No. Okay, go ahead. I've taken too much of your time.

SPEAKER_02 38:06

All right. First thing I have just for laughs gags.

SPEAKER_00 38:10

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 38:11

Is there a more insufferable show to watch? Awful.

SPEAKER_03 38:14

And when you're watching a CBC sporting event and then it ends and that immediately and it's like some guy dressed as a cop in a park with a mirror, and then like someone falls behind it, and then someone goes in the in the outhouse and they it's so two tat together and then it's so cringy.

SPEAKER_02 38:29

It's the most and that's your tax dollars at work. It's so cringy. I hate it so much. I just I just don't know who finds it funny. And if I find someone that finds it funny, Benjamin throat, I will do that and push him down the stairs. Come over here by the stairs. What do you think of just for laughs gags?

SPEAKER_03 38:46

Honestly, it's awful. It's so cringy because just for laughs is good. It's stand-up comedy. They're not funny. No. If they were at least like, I mean, I don't know, if they were if they were funny. And also, like, there's no it's such a canned laugh track. It's and horrible. That guy, you know the guy I'm talking about, the older white guy. Yeah, and then they that guy made a killing off of these stupid, gullible, idiot people in parks and on streets. I hate it so much.

SPEAKER_02 39:17

And you've got to think he was. That kick rocks harder than just for laughs, gags. And I apologize to all our Quebec viewers. I don't. Because they uh apparently lap it up. Clearly.

SPEAKER_03 39:28

That's why.

SPEAKER_02 39:30

I don't I don't know how you do it, Quebec was Stop doing it. Stop.

SPEAKER_03 39:35

I fully agree with you on that one. And the second thing I have oh boy, olives. I uh I can't really disagree because I remember one time I was at a family function. And you had an olive? It was a luncheon, thought it was a grape. I was stoked. And I dieseled this olive and then I wanted to vomit. And they're gross, they have no purpose. I hate them halftime. They're there's still a pit in it. So you bust your teeth, it's a choking hazard.

SPEAKER_02 40:00

What is this? A cherry? No, those are good. I struggle when I go through the delicatessen section of my local supermarket and they have that big massive bulk olive spray of olives. And it's as I walk past, because the smell just kicks you in the nards. It's so it smells like feet juice. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 40:19

Olive feet juice. Oh. I like I don't know people that enjoy extra olive juice and a martini. What are you doing with your life? Drink better martinis.

SPEAKER_02 40:33

Alright. And the last thing I have. People sitting at the wood watching videos on their phone with a sound on. Stop it! What the f is wrong with you people?

SPEAKER_03 40:44

People that watch people that watch videos on their phone with the sound on in general. They can kick the can kick the most rocks. Happened to me today. I'd rather watch an eight-hour gag lap just for gags than be like on a city bus and there's someone just like max volume.

SPEAKER_02 41:08

Just this teeny little and you can't see what they're watching.

SPEAKER_03 41:12

So it doesn't make any sense.

SPEAKER_02 41:13

So it's just noise and it's annoying. And it's just a buzz, and there's a guy sitting beside me today at the wood, and he's just I'm scrolling through my phone, sipping a beer. No sound, and like just doing whatever, and I'll actually doing some show prep. But he's just got he stops the videos and he can hear, like, wow, stop it. And he's laughing. It's like, dude, can you like if I'm listening to a video? Here's my AirPods. Put these in. Here, here. Sync these with your phone and some headphones.

SPEAKER_03 41:37

If I'm watching, if I'm like scrolling and I see a video I want to listen to, I will click up one notch and put it to my ear. And just like quickly listen to it and then like and then watch it again.

SPEAKER_02 41:48

I always have my ear, my my AirPods in my pocket. If there's something that I need to hear, I'll go whoop turn it up.

SPEAKER_00 41:56

Okay. Take it out.

SPEAKER_03 41:57

Yeah, no, I think that is I think not only is it just like cringy and awful, I think it's rude. It's rude. And uh idiots. They're they're not usually the most intelligent people.

SPEAKER_02 42:09

They're uh possibly sociopaths.

SPEAKER_03 42:12

When you have no you have no perception of public decency. You notice how we were saying before that sometimes I agree with you on everything. Bing, bing, bing! Just like that. I that was a good list. And I honestly think there's more people that will agree with all three of those than disagree with more than two. Or more than one. I think the only one that's really a hit and miss thing is olives. And that's I know some people that just love olives.

SPEAKER_02 42:39

Everyone else in the TubeSocks family loves olives.

SPEAKER_03 42:42

See, that's see there we go. That's three people. So you've got no one likes just for laughs gags. No one likes listening to the shit on your phone when I'm not also watching your phone. Like if my sound gets gets too high and like someone like looks over, I'm like, hey, ew, sorry. Like I feel bad. I feel awkward.

SPEAKER_02 43:00

We've got a guy at the bar.

SPEAKER_03 43:01

Oh boy. That pisses on electrical boxes.

SPEAKER_02 43:04

No. Different guy. You do have one of those. But he likes to share. He like by share videos, I mean he'll go up to someone's like, hey, check this out. Check this out on my phone. But it's like helicopters and stuff. So it's really loud. Oh. And honestly, you don't need the sound to see the video. Uh everyone knows what a really loud helicopter sounds like. Oh, check this out. This is what I was doing today.

SPEAKER_03 43:28

I did that. I don't think that's what a helicopter sounds like. And if it does, you should get out of that helicopter.

SPEAKER_02 43:33

Just get out of it. That one's going down. Stay on the ground. Anyways. Yeah, no, that sucks. All those things. Yes. All right. Well, hey, let's wrap this sucker up. Please like, comment, subscribe, tune in, tell your friends. Tell your enemies. Oh my goodness. What do you how did you think the show went?

SPEAKER_03 43:49

I had a great time. It was fun. It flew past. Flew past. New segments. New segments. New segments. Always excited. There was a surprise segment. Yeah, no idea. I had no idea. I failed at it miserably. Um, because even my second guess wasn't the one that was.

SPEAKER_02 44:03

What one did you think was the what would be your next guess?

SPEAKER_03 44:07

Was the London one, the prettiest girl in London.

SPEAKER_02 44:11

The ugliest girl in town. The ugliest girl in town. Like you also just couldn't put that show out now. Oh god, no. People would get angry. Yeah, no, that would cross. That'd be just body shame plus. Oh, big time. And actually, I looked up that show though. Oh, and he was a really ugly girl.

SPEAKER_03 44:28

He looked terrible. So yeah, that was my second guess. I I think because of the way I was Baron of Burbank sounds like a legit show. Because of the way I was thinking about you spinning things, I was a I was fully assuming that that was a type of show where like some dad, suburban dad, thought he was like a king, and then in his rumpers room had it but that had a throw, but it was just his chair, like Al Bundy kind of style. That's where I was going with it. So I was like, nah, that one's real for sure. And then in the chimp, the chimp one.

SPEAKER_02 44:58

Seems like I'm seems like I'm writing uh 76 comms now. I think you should. You convinced me. Interesting. Uh please drop us a line. Do it. Let us know. One, let us know how to comment on the new segments. You thought the show drop us a line at bigyouts.tube give him for more fake shows. Uh I think that segment will return. I think both new segments will return.

SPEAKER_03 45:20

I absolutely think the would anyone miss it segment could have some real lags. We were just dipping our toesies in.

SPEAKER_02 45:28

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 45:29

Into the juice.

SPEAKER_02 45:30

Absolutely. Into the juice. God damn it.

SPEAKER_03 45:34

That's gross. I still everything about the show was amazing except for that news article. That's cringy. It's awful. I just hate it. Very disturbing. I wish I could not know those words in my brain.

SPEAKER_02 45:45

What uh what do you listen to on the way home today?

SPEAKER_03 45:48

Dunk foot juice.

SPEAKER_02 45:50

Gotta get it.

SPEAKER_03 45:51

I gotta get, I gotta, I don't know what I'm gonna listen to because I'm frazzled. The new segment shocked me. I think I just need some good, like some mountain music, some maybe some some blues. No, okay. Some I don't know, maybe some hillbilly rock or something, something wild, just to get my head out of the city. Foot juice. Foot juice. And yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I'm I'm all over the map, but I know you're not.

SPEAKER_02 46:16

What are you listening to, sir? Well, I'm going to my uh for those of you guys who are new, I've got my uh Spotify.

SPEAKER_03 46:23

Well, for those who are new, thank you.

SPEAKER_02 46:25

Yes, please stay new. Keep joining us, uh, where I've got about 200 playlists, and today I'm listening to a playlist called Spider-Man 67. And basically it's the uh the way out cool jazz sounds from the original 1960s Spider-Man cartoon. Damn. Because it had really cool music, and I've managed to s track it down what it was and put together a playlist.

SPEAKER_03 46:49

How long is this playlist? It's not like four songs.

SPEAKER_02 46:52

No, it's it's like about an hour, maybe eighty minutes, but it's all uh the music from that uh from the show. From the show.

SPEAKER_03 47:01

God dang.

SPEAKER_02 47:02

And and they never put out a soundtrack because funny story about that show is that the budget was so small that they had to use uh royalty-free music. Ah but in the 60s there was this group of jazz, there was a couple jazz labels made that made royalty-free music that were like little minute 20 two-minute snippets, yeah. And for a very nominal fee, you could just use them. Huh. And so I figured out and tracked down what they were and did some research. Wow. It's a great playlist and submitted to the list for you. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_03 47:32

Check it out on his Spotify.

SPEAKER_02 47:33

Yes, I'll put the link down below in the description under this carpet.

SPEAKER_03 47:38

Well, maybe not that low.

SPEAKER_02 47:40

So tune in next week, please.

SPEAKER_03 47:41

Yeah, 6 30 p.m. Mountain Standard.

SPEAKER_02 47:43

I think you'd like to tell everyone where we can find the show.

SPEAKER_03 47:46

We can't find it. Got me off guard there. Well, sorry. Well, YouTube, 6 30 p.m. Mountain time, yes, Spotify, audio and video, iHeart, Apple, uh, they say Amazon.

SPEAKER_02 48:01

Amazon, we get a decent traction on that.

SPEAKER_03 48:04

Wherever Deezer Deezer is listener. Thank you. Shout out. Uh basically anywhere you get a podcast, you can get us.

SPEAKER_02 48:13

Look us up, check us out. If you like to, you may like to watch the show on Thursdays at 6 30. But sometimes it's nice to just listen to it after the fact once you've already listened to our angelic voices. Once you've already soaked up the visual eye candy. I don't know where that. Usually you need that to start.

SPEAKER_03 48:30

When when does that come?

SPEAKER_02 48:32

Very soon.

SPEAKER_03 48:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 48:34

Stay tuned. The mid-August thing. The ugliest girl in town. Thursday. That was my nickname.

SPEAKER_03 48:43

So it's harder to not see us than to see us or to listen to us. So check us out. Like us, comment us, subscribe us, do all the things. Keep on keeping on tell your friends, and I guess that's about it. I think that's another episode wrapped of uh what were we saying with Big Yuke and TubeSocks. Solid episode. He's TubeSocks. I'm Big Yuke. Play us out Harry.