Story Time with Uncle Beanbag
My name is Uncle Beanbag. I'm in my mid 40's and I live in the Mojave desert. I've had a chaotic life and now I'm reading bad fiction and relating tangents from my life and my interests with it. If you like a bit of funny chaos in thoughts and someone who has no filter and likes to rant on then this is the podcast for you.
Each season will be an entire book from start to finish.
Episodes
14 episodes
Mile High with a Vampire - Episode 14
In this short episode not a lot happens and we really don't learn anything that is explained. Some deep lore drops and then is promptly walked away from which really kind of annoys me. Shortest episode so far.
Mile High with a Vampire - Episode 13
In this episode we learn Tomato has a twin and he's been here the entire time, We also learn that the whole debate I had about multiple life mates was thrown a curve ball that I seriously doubt that the author Lyndsay Sands thought about all th...
Mile High with a Vampire - Episode 12
Who doesn't love a shopping montage? Well, I don't for one. This time around we have two mysterious dog walks (you'll see when you listen) and a shopping montage that ends in a cliffhanger. Will Jet and Quinn ever have sex? Will Fra...
Mile High with a Vampire - Episode 11
Can you make cheese with Vampire breast milk if the nanobots exist in the milk? If you can, how much does someone need to eat before they become a vampire? I'm at the speculating again because of some information presented that utterly confused...
Mile High with a Vampire - Episode 10
In this episode we get into a little bit of heavy emotional things and Jet "Thunderbuns" Lassiter proves that he's a petulant teenager even though he's in his 30's. We're introduced to some new characters and then there's a dog.
Mile High with a Vampire - Episode 9
The shortest episode yet in which Jet interrupts Quinn and Mary then they get to some heavy petting before shotgun blast to the shoulder victim Lucian and his crew come in and they start talking. In this episode I talk about Colonel...
Mile High with a Vampire - Episode 8
Post coital... or rather heavy mutual petting to completion, Quinn is forced to confront herself and why she's been the way she's been for four years. This episode shifts focus to a much more in depth exploration of Quinn's character in a way I...
Mile High with a Vampire - Episode 7
Our intrepid vampire/mortal couple are rescued by none other than some guy who I think heads the vampire family. Quinn and Jet are forced to recognize their feelings for each other and they battle a giant tiger over a box of sugar breakfast cer...
Mile High with a Vampire - Episode 6
Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman and Jet Thunderbuns have reached civilization... somewhat. Now they've endangered several others including a red head with boobs way too big for her frame. Can they keep everyone safe from the threat of the blood lust c...
Mile High with a Vampire - Episode 5
The dream became reality and Quinn gave in to her need for blood and sucked Jet off... kinda... The writing does not improve and now we start getting into the sexual prose that is bad. Enjoy!
Mile High with a Vampire - Episode 4
The fourth chapter of Mile High with a Vampire in which I talk about Fry Sauce, losing my sense of smell, men's involvement or lack there of in child rearing and much more. The story aint getting better but the tangents and rants are.
Mile High with a Vampire - Episode 3
What happens when you combine a psychic nanobot vampire and a pilot who's an idiot with rock hard abs? This dang book. This week we cover them swimming in a river in eastern Canada and getting banged up but not in the way you'd imagine.