Latest Episodes

Desperate Colonials - Session 9: Indifference of the Void

In this month’s episode from hell, an unlikely group of our Desperados is formed to siphon some gas and discover a mystery within a blue nebula.

April 15, 2025 • Season 2 • Episode 9 • 2:10:22

Desperate Colonials - Session 8: Above and Beyond

The Desperados finally scramble aboard their newly fixed free merchant ship to slip the surly bonds of Shar and touch the distorted blue of freedom. 

March 15, 2025 • Season 2 • Episode 8 • 2:19:43

Desperate Colonials - Session 7: the Showdown in B*tchtown!

The stage is set in the center of town for a showdown! In true western style, strap in because this episode is a long one - Patty and Sanatio were caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, now in line for their turn for an interrogation with...

February 15, 2025 • Season 2 • Episode 7 • 3:10:36

Eldritch Escape: The Ascension of Michael Smith - Episode 2

We're taking a break from Desperate Colonials this month, but don't panic, baby dolls! We got you covered. Part 2 of the Ascension of Michael Smith is here with twice as many goofs and pop culture refences as last time! Desperate Colonials will...

January 15, 2025 • Season 2 • 1:01:16

Desperate Colonials - Session 6: The Train Job

The heist is on! Jolene, Patty, Furin, and an oddjobber hired by Max take on the train while Sanatio schedules a rendevous at the SkyMall to negotiate with Cizek.

December 15, 2024 • Season 2 • Episode 6 • 2:29:01

Fan Mail

Hey everyone. This is Luke, first off wanted to say keep it up, I am enjoying the new campaign so far. I fell a bit behind due to editing Golden Squad being basically a full time job. I now understand why you only do one a month. I am almost up to 18 with mine now though. I did wanna ask, on episode 3 intro you had someone else send you a message about a podcast they were starting using 13th age, did you give a name to it and I missed it?

Washington