Lazysloth's RPG Podcast
Lazysloth's RPG (formerly Vanguard) is a monthly actual play tabletop roleplaying podcast featuring a Sloth and his many friends. We've play a different system every campaign to keep things spicy. Our podcast is kept family friendly by a team of baby sloths that edit out the bad words. We post our episodes on the 15th every month. Tune in to the goofs!
Episodes
86 episodes
Desperate Colonials - Session 21: Too Far to Quit Now.
Lock in, suit up, it's montage time. The Pyrite's crew is coming for your ship. Killer robots be damned!
Tales from Troubled Waters: the Legend of Gullencry and Kinsey
Hello, fellow humans! This month, we take a departure from our regularly scheduled VI assassination programming to bring you a oneshot of Legends in the Mist! Follow Gullencry and Kinsey, two totally normal and mundane humans on a seafaring jau...
Desperate Colonials-Session 20:Milk is irrelevant
In this month’s session, the Desperate Colonials investigate the mysterious incident leading to the deaths of thousands aboard Ming’s Hope. However, something seeks to add them to the death toll the closer they get to the truth, threatened by t...
Desperate Colonials - Session 19: Ming’s Hope
Finally tracking down the last known whereabouts of Ming, our desperate colonials prepare to board the vessel of the lost Emperor’s final resting place - the mysterious casket of an entire colony, lying in wait to be found again.
Desperate Colonials - Session 18: The Last Place You Look
The crew of the Pyrite Eldorado strategize on how they can save C-Dawg from permanent deletion, but something far more serious has escaped their notice, possibly dooming their entire journey.
Desperate Colonials - Episode 17: The Bellow from Below
In this month’s episode of Desperate Colonials, Sanatio and the Mystery Gang delve deeper into the wilderness to uncover the enigmatic last days of the alien jungle colony. However, something slumbering deep below may have their answer for them...
Desperate Colonials - Session 16: The Spores and You
In this month’s episode, the crew of the Pyrite El Dorodo tie up loose ends on Ming 3 and venture forth into exotic and hostile jungle climes of Ming 7. Continuing on their search for the lost Emperor, will they finally find the object of their...
Desperate Colonials - Session 15: Psychic Heresy on Ming 3
In this month’s episode, our Desperadoes are determined to liberate Ming 3 of Kali’s wrath. Will they prove to be the bane of the immortal storm goddess herself, or will the sky come crashing down on them?
Desperate Colonials - Session 14: “When the Bough Breaks”
The hideous faces behind the mask of paradise are revealed. Now our crew must make a choice - sacrificing the garden of innocents or bringing the world crashing down on their heads as the psionic of storm of Kali herself threatens Ming’s enclos...
Desperate Colonials - Session 13: Fashionably Late
Our crew of Desperadoes lands on Ming 3 to find a desolate landscape of destruction and mystery. With their arrival stirs something sinister within the wreckages of the colony’s corpse as they search for the remains of Ming himself. However,...
Desperate Colonials - Session 12: The Inimitable Crimson Earth
Ready, set, GO! This month in the Shar system our friendly under dogs, Sonny and Adrien, race their way to victory. But before they can do that, they need to get their racing buggy ready!Will the ketchup race lines give the two the abil...
Desperate Colonials - Episode 11: Planet Shaking Revelations
In this month’s episode, the Desperados are at the mercy of the Council of Captains, awaiting the fate of their captain and their ambitious venture against the nefarious whims of Diamondtooth - while also learning a secret from an unlikely sour...
Desperate Colonials - Session 10: Sausage and Mind Games
Ya like jazz? Diamond Tooth seizes her opportunity to oust Wei from the leadership of his pirate fleet. If his crew sway the other captains of the league to their cause, then their adventure will end with a short walk down the plank.
Desperate Colonials - Session 9: Indifference of the Void
In this month’s episode from hell, an unlikely group of our Desperados is formed to siphon some gas and discover a mystery within a blue nebula.
Desperate Colonials - Session 8: Above and Beyond
The Desperados finally scramble aboard their newly fixed free merchant ship to slip the surly bonds of Shar and touch the distorted blue of freedom.
Desperate Colonials - Session 7: the Showdown in B*tchtown!
The stage is set in the center of town for a showdown! In true western style, strap in because this episode is a long one - Patty and Sanatio were caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, now in line for their turn for an interrogation with...
Eldritch Escape: The Ascension of Michael Smith - Episode 2
We're taking a break from Desperate Colonials this month, but don't panic, baby dolls! We got you covered. Part 2 of the Ascension of Michael Smith is here with twice as many goofs and pop culture refences as last time! Desperate Colonials will...
Desperate Colonials - Session 6: The Train Job
The heist is on! Jolene, Patty, Furin, and an oddjobber hired by Max take on the train while Sanatio schedules a rendevous at the SkyMall to negotiate with Cizek.
Desperate Colonials - Session 5: Big Trouble in Little Jailhouse
Here’s the scoop - the psychic twins, undaunted by dark visions of the future, wager their destiny on a boxing match. Maxwell and Patty reflect on the nature of fame while they chart a path for their partnership, and Jolene stumbles into Red St...
Desperate Colonials - Session 4: Repair Roulette (Presented by Acorn Cola)
With their journey set and a galaxy of opportunities before them, our adventurers' optimistic drive to save the world soon collides with the steely walls of pragmatism. Space travel, as it turns out, is really expensive.
Desperate Colonials - Session 3: The Desert of the False
Two great perils lay in the way of our unlikely desperados: the desert of the mind, with its mirages and false shimmers; and the actual blistering desert, wild and unforgiving.
Desperate Colonials - Session 2: The End of the Line
To the West, at the end of the world, is a path where only dead men walk, greedily guarding their secrets from prying eyes. Will our players find salvation or damnation upon their arrival?
Lazyslothrpg: The Great Big Nomventure
This month we have a special Bony Minus run by our friend Kerby!The Great BIG Nomventure!A neurodivergent-accessible kids' RPG full of storytelling and adorable Nomnisaurs from the team that brought you Dungeons & Dinos.<...