Lazysloth's Rpg Podcast
Lazysloth's RPG (formerly Vanguard) is a monthly actual play tabletop roleplaying podcast featuring a Sloth and his many friends. We've play a different system every campaign to keep things spicy. Our podcast is kept family friendly by a team of baby sloths that edit out the bad words. We post our episodes on the 15th every month. Tune in to the goofs!
Episodes
73 episodes
Desperate Colonials - Session 9: Indifference of the Void
In this month’s episode from hell, an unlikely group of our Desperados is formed to siphon some gas and discover a mystery within a blue nebula.
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Season 2
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Episode 9
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2:10:22
Desperate Colonials - Session 8: Above and Beyond
The Desperados finally scramble aboard their newly fixed free merchant ship to slip the surly bonds of Shar and touch the distorted blue of freedom.
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Season 2
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Episode 8
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2:19:43
Desperate Colonials - Session 7: the Showdown in B*tchtown!
The stage is set in the center of town for a showdown! In true western style, strap in because this episode is a long one - Patty and Sanatio were caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, now in line for their turn for an interrogation with...
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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3:10:36
Eldritch Escape: The Ascension of Michael Smith - Episode 2
We're taking a break from Desperate Colonials this month, but don't panic, baby dolls! We got you covered. Part 2 of the Ascension of Michael Smith is here with twice as many goofs and pop culture refences as last time! Desperate Colonials will...
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Season 2
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1:01:16
Desperate Colonials - Session 6: The Train Job
The heist is on! Jolene, Patty, Furin, and an oddjobber hired by Max take on the train while Sanatio schedules a rendevous at the SkyMall to negotiate with Cizek.
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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2:29:01
Desperate Colonials - Session 5: Big Trouble in Little Jailhouse
Here’s the scoop - the psychic twins, undaunted by dark visions of the future, wager their destiny on a boxing match. Maxwell and Patty reflect on the nature of fame while they chart a path for their partnership, and Jolene stumbles into Red St...
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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2:11:56
Desperate Colonials - Session 4: Repair Roulette (Presented by Acorn Cola)
With their journey set and a galaxy of opportunities before them, our adventurers' optimistic drive to save the world soon collides with the steely walls of pragmatism. Space travel, as it turns out, is really expensive.
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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2:28:48
Desperate Colonials - Session 3: The Desert of the False
Two great perils lay in the way of our unlikely desperados: the desert of the mind, with its mirages and false shimmers; and the actual blistering desert, wild and unforgiving.
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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1:59:04
Desperate Colonials - Session 2: The End of the Line
To the West, at the end of the world, is a path where only dead men walk, greedily guarding their secrets from prying eyes. Will our players find salvation or damnation upon their arrival?
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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2:25:39
Lazyslothrpg: The Great Big Nomventure
This month we have a special Bony Minus run by our friend Kerby!The Great BIG Nomventure!A neurodivergent-accessible kids' RPG full of storytelling and adorable Nomnisaurs from the team that brought you Dungeons & Dinos.<...
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1:52:45
Desperate Colonials - Session 1: The Great Tree
Welcome to Shar, the jewel of its system - the arboreal home to our new cast of characters and the plights they endure. Angels fall while a new Emperor ascends, and the world order of the Great Tree is shaken.
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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2:34:43
Eldritch Escape: The Ascension of Michael Smith - Episode 1
In this month's episode, we take a brief interlude from our regularly scheduled programming (due to scheduling conflicts) to begin the ascension of Michael Smith.
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1:16:03
Desperate Colonials - Session 0: The Zeroest Session of Them All
Our new campaign has begun at last! The month, Sloth gives an intro to the setting and house rules for our new campaign while walking our players through character creation. Session 1 of Desperate Colonials will publish in July.We would...
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Season 2
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2:00:33
Lazysloth's RPG: Monster of the Week Boney minis- Rocky Mountain Horror
In a first for the podcast, this month, Shira steps in as the GM, and Sloth steps out as a player in a session of Monster of the Week! In the city of Butte, Montana, four strange members of a local police outfit investigate an even stranger dis...
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2:41:00
Lazysloth's RPG: Paranoia boney minis - Friend Computer is omnipibus!
Riding off the wave of bittersweet storytelling, this month, the Lazysloth pardcast brings you delusion, chaos, happiness pills, and most of all, Paranoia! Accept Friend Computer into your heart ̶o̶r̶ ̶e̶l̶s̶e̶ and embark on an imp...
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Season 1
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Episode 46
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2:30:46
Lazysloth's RPG: The Vanguard Session 45- Paradigm Shift
The Vanquishers unite Major City against Paradigm and work to solve a mystery that began when they entered the very first time entered the Vanguard tower. Can our heroes overcome a man who has never know defeat or will they end up just another ...
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Season 1
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Episode 45
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3:08:45
Lazysloth's RPG: The Vanguard Session 44- 3 out of 4 aint bad
In this month's episode, the world's greatest threats begin to converge (and the inconveniences that are popping up are only making it worse)! Unfortunately, the strength they hoped to restore with the hot dogs they wished for was for naught, t...
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Season 1
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Episode 44
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2:23:50
Lazysloth's RPG: Vanguard Session 43-Raiders of the Desert Doors
In this episode of the Vanguard, the Vanquishers continue to evade the Gatekeeper(s) in the Desert of Doors until they run into an unlikely...nozzle? They learn that their endeavor to save the world from Ohr and Tselel is not the first, and are...
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Season 1
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Episode 43
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2:29:06
Lazysloth's RPG:Vanguard session 42- Death, The Multiverse, and Nothing
Faced with so many impending crises, the Vanquishers decided to focus on ending the heat death of the Universe. Our heroes head back down the Russhole into the puppet dimension to see what's beyond the obsidian door.
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Season 1
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Episode 42
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2:02:43
Lazysloth's RPG: Vanguard session 41- The end(s) of the world as we know it
In this month's episode, the Vanquishers face the end-of-the-world. And then another one. And then one last other end-of-the-world. Luckily, they do not face it alone. With the help of some old faces and some new, will our heroes be able to pre...
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Season 1
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Episode 41
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2:09:05
Lazysloth's RPG: Vanguard Session 40- It’s the End of the Muppetfluffing World!
Things are looking desperate as Golden Boy unleashes his pent up fury on a divided team of Vanquishers while Stampede gets lost in a dimension of head trauma and googly eyes.
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Season 1
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Episode 40
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2:14:13
Lazysloth's RPG: Vanguard Session 39- The man at the edge of time
The Vanquishers return to major city after their jaunt back in time. Did they save Russ and their timeline from Oblivion? Only one way to find out.
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Season 1
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Episode 39
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1:58:43
Lazysloth's RPG: Candela Obscura oneshot- The Case of the Bitter Muse
Our party is taking a break from major city this month to try out Darrington Press's game Candela Obscura! If you'd like to try it out for yourself you can find the quickstart guide and other info here. https://darringtonpress.com/candela/
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2:37:31
Lazysloth's RPG:Vanguard Session 38-DangerRuss Endeavors
The Vanquishers face their first end-of-the-world level threat when Russ (AKA DangeRuss, AKA Santa Claus) travels back in time to stop himself from winning a 5K race in the 1972 Olympics. Can our heroes preserve their time line? Or will the thr...
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Season 1
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Episode 38
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2:30:16