New ‘Sode: Good Evening from Wyoming. Land and of #Jesus of Horses and Bitcoin. In my Balmain riding boots, racist politics, and family value...

New Sode; .Ok so picture this; I am at a sleepover. Cucumbers on eyes.  Politically incorrect Avocado mask to the face. Reading the Bitcoin whitepaper alongside the female clown that I invited to Suite at the 4 Seasons from stepchild’s ...

New Sode; DAS is (not so) GOOD. I am involved’ with a new CEO of an AI x Crypto project that is a copy French pasta of Fetch AI that accomplishes nothing  dragged me from Gstaad to the filth of New York City Midtown for Digital Asset Summi...

New Sode’:  Bonsoir from me and my AI Agent in my suite in Gstaad. My agent serves a dual position. 1 securing me as an Extra on this season’s white Lotus as the kind hooker and 2 meme coin trades on my behalf so that I have extra spend...

Good evening I am back and Oh how I have missed..... most of you. I am pleased to announce that I have officially joined a new crypto company as a paid non paid intern.. I accidentally landed some new employment that I found on Discord when ...

New ‘Sode. Alas, as I sit polishing my ninja green Birkin bag buckle, alone after being dumped by a ParaFI partner, I ponder what went wrong in 2024 in Glitter and Crypto. There was the horrifying misunderstanding at Neiman Marcus ETH Denver...

Whist I was manically refreshing my Crypto Fidelity page while smoking a joint praying for better spreads and a painless brazilian wax, it occurred to me that this new cycle will hit different. Alas I wager we will see less of the pitiful te...

New ‘Sode. Alas, I will now be recording at the #WhiteHouse either from Tiffany Trump’s closet or under Monica Lewinsky’s workstation desk depending on what is avail.Ipso-facto the election results of crowning First Lady #Mela...

New Sode: Alas, Continuing on that conference junkie circuit in search of the divine combination of Nirvana  and  web3; I find myself chainsmoking at a side event amongst two poorly dressed founders looking for the exit to my black ca...

Josh Lim: Founder of Arbelos MarketsIts officially Cnt Autumn -Sober October -lets go long everything- and cover my calls and puts on the margin in chocolate laxatives dipped in sticky ejaculation from the Sheik who likes Bitcoin. Baby ...

New SODE: Is there another quiet wealthy lux term for Brat Summer? One that describes trading Memecoins at Teterboroon route to Venice Biennielle. Brat Summer sounds like a neglected cabbage patch doll and a phrase uttered by the gals who work ...

New Sode. Good Evening my fellow Monad Mermaids Bera Baddies Solana Sirens and desperate losers. Bitcoin is up, its MAGA Country I’m waxed Everywhere and Alexis Bellino is back on RealHousewives. Exhale. Alas, as I vlog from Club 55 in St Trope...

Hello from ETH CC my Limited Partner and BCC my dad; I am doing something grand for my life and for this cycle.I am flailing from the depths of the critical reality that I have lost hope on everything except resurrecting Terra Luna. Looking at ...

New 'Sode and GMBonsoir from Paris; I am currently hosting my own ETHCC Paris at Hotel Crillon where the rooms are € 3000 a night, a fitting location for democratizing and decentralizing finance; replete with a guest list derived of the Who’s W...

GM BM GMONAD, my fellow conference junkies, Smoked up Bears, and cracked out Devs alike. I must zk rollup my sleeve in ai intents sprinkled and jizz in pig latin and Rust to provide my plagiarized notable takeaways of the most recent Non Tradit...

New Sode of #GlitterLedger.  Alas, I put a majority of my trust fund into Eclipse, the scientific phenomenon not the L2, and a minority in GME so suffice it to say; its been an a week of...

 New Sode of Glitter Ledger : Flooding of Crypto Arabian NightsGreetings from the Bul Jah Rab in Dubai where I’m bunking with Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud's wife; I’ve known her for years but I forget her name but we used do to off o...

New Sode; Normally you would think NFTs are highly aligned with my values; art, fraud, scam, vapid, a sort of ponzi scheme for those without an MBA who majored in Visual Art and minored in Fascist Dance Theory. Alas, you’d be wrong, but only be...

New 'Sode of GlitterLedger with Steven Eisman  Alexis: Is there anything that you find appealing?Steven: About crypto?Alexis: YeahSteven: Nothing Alexis ZeroSteven: ZeroAlex...

New Sode Of Glitter Ledger. After leaving the IVY Penn Blockchain’s AA meeting in preparation for #ETHAspy, I was filled with mass dread. I’m in regular attendance of AA meetings not because I’m sober but because feel most at home listening to ...

New Sode of Glitter Ledger Season 3 Episode 4 with Kyle Downey.  It’s been a busy week with Airdrops of Jupiter in her hair not found at Fredrick Fekkai and other insufferable tragedies.  I’ve been on the lam in between Gstaad and Sid...

New Sode of Glitter Ledger Season 3 Episode 3 with yet another fabulous Celestial Eastern European hailing deep from the Cosmos of Serbia Jelena Djuric - Founder of #Noble. Noble is part of t...

Fresh off the Bezos boat of Bitcoin #ETF’s and who the fuck cares, I went to the Zoolander DAIE spa for a claw...

New Episode of Glitter Ledger; Season 3 Episode 1. Happy New Year or whatever- here’s to restorative healing and excess cash with Andra Nicolau....

Rayhaneh Sharif-Askary  is formerly an  Ultra UBS tradFI hustler turned crypto boss At Grayscale Investments, with a penchant for collaborative regulation, investment products that access that digital economy, and mid to advanced leve...