Discount Storytime
Each week brings you a stand-alone humorous short story for grown-ups. Every story is handcrafted for your enjoyment. We take care to ensure engaging plots, rich character development, and intelligent dialogue are carefully edited out.
Enjoy!
Episodes
32 episodes
Jack and the Beanstalk: the Lost Final Draft
Join me, Coffee McCann, as we read the long-lost final draft of the classic tale, discovered by our global team of lost literature explorers. Amidst humorous banter and heartwarming exchanges, follow Jack on his adventure up the beanstalk to a ...
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Season 1
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Episode 31
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22:04
The Coin Cult Conundrum
Ever stumbled upon something so peculiar that it sets off an unexpected adventure? I had such an experience at a bustling downtown market where a massive, mysterious coin caught my eye. This odd discovery led me beneath the ordinary surface of ...
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Season 1
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Episode 30
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23:03
Cranberries and Romance: A Discount Storytime Thanksgiving Special
Ever wondered what happens when a high-powered CEO returns to her hometown for Thanksgiving and finds more than just cranberry sauce waiting for her? Join us on a whimsical journey with Wilhelmina, who, despite her corporate success, feels the ...
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Season 1
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Episode 29
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23:17
The Whisper Dogs
What if your basset hounds were keeping secrets that could shake your world? Join me as I unravel a day in the life of Doug, where his lovable companions, Cooper and Alice, might just be gossiping behind his back. From a mysterious encounter wi...
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Season 1
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Episode 28
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20:32
Movie Marvels and Garden Heaven
Prepare yourself for a captivating journey through the realms of cinema and the afterlife in our latest episode of Discount Storytime. Join us with our extraordinary guest, Taggart Brumble, as he takes us on a nostalgic trip to the early 1900s ...
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Season 1
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Episode 27
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21:14
Cycop the Cyclops Cop/Handwashing Day
Join us for an unpredictable ride in this episode of Discount Storytime, featuring "CyCop the Cyclops Cop" and the quirky tale of "Handwashing Day." Detective Patel and Officer Cyclops find themselves tangled in a web of mystery and hum...
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Season 1
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Episode 26
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22:14
Horror Killer Killer
Step into the eerie world of Discount Storytime's first annual Halloween SpookyCast, where history and horror collide in a time-bending adventure! What happens when a time machine tweaks the tales of terror from classic horror films of the 70s ...
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Season 1
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Episode 25
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16:30
The Box of Juicillado
This week's story is "The Box of Juicillado". Obviously Mr. Poe wrote all the good bits. Our sponsor for today is "Little Buzzkills Daycare" Enjoy!Content Warning for profanity.Click above to send us a message, or ...
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Season 1
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Episode 24
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23:03
Tom and Zeke
This week's story is "Tom and Zeke". Our sponsor for today is "Alarm Buddy" - I would have written summaries for you, but I overslept. Enjoy!Content Warning for misogyny, alcohol use, cigarette use,profanity, and violence.Click a...
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Season 1
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Episode 23
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38:03
Adventure Picker
This week's story is Adventure Picker. Our sponsor for today is "Wuthering Bottoms." - Enjoy!Content Warning for profanity, violence, gore.Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our websi...
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Season 1
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Episode 22
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32:34
Magma Number Five
This week's story is Magma Number Five. Note: No frogs were harmed in the making of this story. Our sponsor for today is the new Leche BellGrande! Enjoy!Content Warning for profanity .Click above to send us a message, or e...
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Season 1
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Episode 21
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34:58
Roddy Cat
This week's story is Roddy: the cat next door. Our sponsor for today is Trubnell Meats Inc.Content Warning for profanity and spoken violent threats.Click above to send us a message, or email at
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Season 1
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Episode 20
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26:00
Pro-M-onster
This week's story is Pro-M-onster: It's monster, hold the mash. Our sponsor for today is the upcoming documentary "NecroMarci: Sorceress on the Set"Click above to send us a message, or email at
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Season 1
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Episode 19
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25:11
Flip and Flap
This week's story is “Flip and Flap: Dream Home Helpers” They help you turn your “now” home in to your “dream” home. And they’re also cousins or something. Although each episode of Discount Storytime is standalone, this episode occurs aft...
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Season 1
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Episode 18
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21:31
The Tortoise and the Hare: Full Story
This week's story is "Tortoise and the Hare: The full story." Prepare for Action! Our sponsor for today is Quorum Quippers: Teddy Bears that say what everyone else is thinking.Content Warning: Violence, Profanity, Guns.I'd love ...
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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28:40
Three Little Pigs: the Lost Epilogue
This week's story is "Three Little Pigs: Lost Epilogue" - a houses made of straw, stick, bricks, and dark lies? Our sponsor for today is St. Tetanus Medical Center. Content Warning: Violence, Body Horror, Gore, Dark Themes, Profanit...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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27:29
UPDATE: Podcast Name Change
Hello listeners,This podcast will be changing names from "Tales from the Scamverse." This name was based on the book of short stories (available on Amazon kindle) from which most of the first episode stories came from.As the show ...
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Season 1
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3:09
Starship Scam Likely: Edna
Welcome to episode fifteen of Tales From the Scamverse! This week’s story is about the voyage of the Starship Scam Likely. And today’s episode is sponsored by Fried Mystery on a StickNote: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From ...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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28:43
Skinny Dipping
This week’s story is Skinny Dipping, will Ray be a hero, or just a dip? This episode is sponsored by Grandpa Old-Timey’s Cornmeal.Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."Content Warning: This episode b...
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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27:47
For Sale: Clown Shoes, Never Worn
This week’s story is For Sale: Clown Shoes, Never Worn – George is not like the other little ninjas. And today’s episode is sponsored by Alarm Buddy – Don’t oversleep, just, don’t.Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the...
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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24:13
Just Rewards
This week’s story is Just Rewards - It's like the butterfly effect, but with frog people, and has nothing to do with the butterfly effect. And today’s episode is sponsored by Snapleys Cookies – if it’s not Snapleys, it’s just a cookie.N...
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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17:45
Secret Order of Secrecy
This week’s story is the Secret Order of Secrecy – I would tell you more about this story, but it’s secret. And today’s episode is sponsored by Prints-B-Gone – we remove your fingerprints for life, so you can crime for life, without getting lif...
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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20:23
Taco Meat Fountain
This week’s story is the Taco Meat Fountain – the narrator means well, right? And today’s episode is sponsored by St. Tetanus Medical Center – of all the things we spread, kindness is first.Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tale...
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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13:01
Lunch With Glaxnor the Terrible
This week’s story is the Lunch With Glaxnor the Terrible – He leads by example. And today’s episode is sponsored by Bin Imp – pilfer the friendly skies.Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."Content ...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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24:12
Invasion of the Stepford Terminators
This week’s story is the Invasion of the Stepford Terminators – spooky, right? You’re welcome!And today’s episode is sponsored by Prints-B-Gone – We remove your fingerprints for life, so you can crime for life, without getting life....
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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22:30