Discount Storytime
Weekly humorous short stories for grown-ups. Engaging plots, rich character development, and intelligent dialogue are carefully edited out. Enjoy!
Episodes
95 episodes
Roasted Corn
This week's story is a parody of Stephen King classic short story “Children of the Corn.” Enjoy!Content warning for mov...
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Season 4
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Episode 8
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29:52
Freddy Cat
When Freddy Cat stumbles into the town of Bramble, he makes three new friends.Next week's story: Roasted Corn based on Stephen King’s “Children of the Corn” short story.Also, we are looking for a sponsor. And according to o...
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Season 4
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Episode 7
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28:12
Dr. Giggles, Medicine Woman
This story is a mashup of the 1992 slasher "Dr. Giggles" and the first episode of "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman" which aired in 1993. Enjoy!Content warning for movie spoilers,horror,violence, and gore.Next Week: "...
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Season 4
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Episode 6
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35:00
Pickleball! (a historical romance)
Nothing says 'historical romance' like pickleball. Enjoy this entertaining and educational tour through the history of this amazing sport – with romance!Next week's story is a combination of 90’s scary movie and beloved historical drama ...
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Season 4
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Episode 5
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35:41
Hokey Pokey Hospital of Horror
This week's story is a parody of the 1973 horror movie, “Horror Hospital.” Just to let you know, this episode has a passionate sex scene. Scandalous! Enjoy!Content warning for mo...
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Season 4
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Episode 4
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36:40
Discount Ideas #2
Happy New Year!!!Welcome to Discount Storytime’s end of the year compilation of Discount Ideas. If you follow this show on Bluesky, you may have seen a few of these posted. But here they are, a big clump of them in all their discount glo...
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Season 4
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Episode 3
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14:16
Killer Klothes from Outer Space
To all our listeners I want to wish happy holidays to you and the ones you love. This week's story is an homage to an 80's horror classic "Killer Klowns from Outer Space."...
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Season 4
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Episode 2
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31:04
Season 4 - We're Back!!!
We're Baaack!!!!Long story short, Discount Storytime is home. :-) If you have downloaded this episode, would you please, please click the "say hi" link below and let me know you received it? And, if you would, please let me k...
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Season 4
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Episode 1
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33:31
Season 3 Finale - Floppy Hands
What happens if you lose your hand bones in a card game?Content warning for profanity, horror elements, and body horror.This story was read by voice actor Grande. He can be emailed at grande@dalpoco.net, or check out his substack ...
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Season 3
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Episode 18
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21:24
Indecent Pitchfork
A monster, an angry mob, and a proposal.Content warning for sexual themes. Click here for CHICKEN FRIED HORROR!"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by
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Season 3
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Episode 17
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28:13
Replay of 'Cranberries and Romance'
This week is a reply of season one's Thanksgiving Special. EnjoyOur sponsor this week is "Leche Bell Grande." Enjoy!Content Warning: Horror elements, ProfanityHere is the ...
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Season 3
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Episode 16
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22:36
Short Story: Toe Jamalama Fatalis
Click here for our new podcast - CHICKEN FRIED HORROR!Hear the lost audio journal of a true POS (Pioneer Of Science). Enjoy! (You can also read this story
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Season 3
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Episode 15
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24:41
Short Story: Sand Trap
Click here for our new podcast - CHICKEN FRIED HORROR!Will Geraldine ever make a friend at the park? Enjoy! (You can also read this story
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Season 3
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Episode 14
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22:27
Briar Rose (the lost first version)
Click here for our new podcast - CHICKEN FRIED HORROR!The long lost original version of Sleeping Beauty, or "Briar Rose." Enjoy! Discount Idea #68: "You don’t have...
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Season 3
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Episode 13
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20:09
Spooky Story: Tiny House
A Discount SPOOKYtime story! Happy Halloween!(You can also read this story here.)Discount Idea #63: Some people beat the living daylights out of a ...
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Season 3
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Episode 12
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20:38
Agent Muffet
The spider got 'curds and WHEY' more than he bargained for. Enjoy! (you can read the story here)Discount Storytime is proud to introduce our super resident voice actor: Grande!...
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Season 3
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Episode 11
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20:31
Short Story: A Bit of Housekeeping
Can the King and Queen survive an empty castle, together? Enjoy! (You can also read this story here.)Discount Idea #61: You can’t win them all. Sometimes you’re th...
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Season 3
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Episode 10
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19:13
Short Story: An Unfortunate H
A horrific retelling of a childhood favorite. Enjoy! (You can also read it here.)Content warning for profanity.Discount Idea #60- I once hired a dog...
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Season 3
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Episode 9
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19:38
Short Story: Virus Park
Can everyone just get along? Enjoy! (You can also read it here.)Content warning for violence.Discount Idea #59- I awoke to the scary sound of wailing and ...
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Season 3
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Episode 8
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16:05
Short Story: The Fall of Stumbly
Will Stumbly make a splash at the Circus? Enjoy!Discount Idea #58- I used be a vegetarian. But after getting bit by a werewolf I now have to say "mostly vegetarian." Next week‘s story: Virus Park. Can everyone...
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Season 3
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Episode 7
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20:34
Short Story: The Cursed Robinsons
To what lengths will someone go to rescue friends? Enjoy! (You can also read it here.)Content warning for profanity, body horror, and horror elements.Disc...
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Season 3
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Episode 6
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30:51
Short Story: Hunting Dragons, Inc.
When hunting elk and mountain seals just doesn't give the same thrill, try this. Enjoy! (you can also read it here.)Content warning for profanity and body horror.
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Season 3
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Episode 5
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30:26
Short Story: Three Doors
When you wish upon a door… Enjoy! (You can read this story here.)Discount Idea #51- "Dating tip: If you’re on a first date and your date mutters 'it will make me kill ...
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Season 3
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Episode 4
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19:06