Discount Storytime
Weekly humorous short stories for grown-ups. Engaging plots, rich character development, and intelligent dialogue are carefully edited out. Enjoy!
Episodes
96 episodes
Freddy Cat and the Cabin
Freddy finds a mysterious cabin with a mysterious owner. Is it too good to be true? Of course! But can the kittens save him in time? Also, Discount Storytime is coming to an end. Episode 100 will be the last one, and I have ...
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Season 4
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Episode 9
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31:15
Roasted Corn
This week's story is a parody of Stephen King classic short story “Children of the Corn.” Enjoy!Content warning for mov...
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Season 4
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Episode 8
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29:52
Freddy Cat
When Freddy Cat stumbles into the town of Bramble, he makes three new friends.Next week's story: Roasted Corn based on Stephen King’s “Children of the Corn” short story.Also, we are looking for a sponsor. And according to o...
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Season 4
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Episode 7
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28:12
Dr. Giggles, Medicine Woman
This story is a mashup of the 1992 slasher "Dr. Giggles" and the first episode of "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman" which aired in 1993. Enjoy!Content warning for movie spoilers,horror,violence, and gore.Next Week: "...
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Season 4
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Episode 6
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35:00
Pickleball! (a historical romance)
Nothing says 'historical romance' like pickleball. Enjoy this entertaining and educational tour through the history of this amazing sport – with romance!Next week's story is a combination of 90’s scary movie and beloved historical drama ...
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Season 4
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Episode 5
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35:41
Hokey Pokey Hospital of Horror
This week's story is a parody of the 1973 horror movie, “Horror Hospital.” Just to let you know, this episode has a passionate sex scene. Scandalous! Enjoy!Content warning for mo...
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Season 4
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Episode 4
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36:40
Discount Ideas #2
Happy New Year!!!Welcome to Discount Storytime’s end of the year compilation of Discount Ideas. If you follow this show on Bluesky, you may have seen a few of these posted. But here they are, a big clump of them in all their discount glo...
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Season 4
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Episode 3
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14:16
Killer Klothes from Outer Space
To all our listeners I want to wish happy holidays to you and the ones you love. This week's story is an homage to an 80's horror classic "Killer Klowns from Outer Space."...
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Season 4
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Episode 2
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31:04
Season 4 - We're Back!!!
We're Baaack!!!!Long story short, Discount Storytime is home. :-) If you have downloaded this episode, would you please, please click the "say hi" link below and let me know you received it? And, if you would, please let me k...
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Season 4
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Episode 1
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33:31
Season 3 Finale - Floppy Hands
What happens if you lose your hand bones in a card game?Content warning for profanity, horror elements, and body horror.This story was read by voice actor Grande. He can be emailed at grande@dalpoco.net, or check out his substack ...
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Season 3
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Episode 18
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21:24
Indecent Pitchfork
A monster, an angry mob, and a proposal.Content warning for sexual themes. Click here for CHICKEN FRIED HORROR!"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by
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Season 3
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Episode 17
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28:13
Replay of 'Cranberries and Romance'
This week is a reply of season one's Thanksgiving Special. EnjoyOur sponsor this week is "Leche Bell Grande." Enjoy!Content Warning: Horror elements, ProfanityHere is the ...
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Season 3
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Episode 16
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22:36
Short Story: Toe Jamalama Fatalis
Click here for our new podcast - CHICKEN FRIED HORROR!Hear the lost audio journal of a true POS (Pioneer Of Science). Enjoy! (You can also read this story
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Season 3
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Episode 15
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24:41
Short Story: Sand Trap
Click here for our new podcast - CHICKEN FRIED HORROR!Will Geraldine ever make a friend at the park? Enjoy! (You can also read this story
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Season 3
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Episode 14
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22:27
Briar Rose (the lost first version)
Click here for our new podcast - CHICKEN FRIED HORROR!The long lost original version of Sleeping Beauty, or "Briar Rose." Enjoy! Discount Idea #68: "You don’t have...
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Season 3
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Episode 13
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20:09
Spooky Story: Tiny House
A Discount SPOOKYtime story! Happy Halloween!(You can also read this story here.)Discount Idea #63: Some people beat the living daylights out of a ...
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Season 3
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Episode 12
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20:38
Agent Muffet
The spider got 'curds and WHEY' more than he bargained for. Enjoy! (you can read the story here)Discount Storytime is proud to introduce our super resident voice actor: Grande!...
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Season 3
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Episode 11
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20:31
Short Story: A Bit of Housekeeping
Can the King and Queen survive an empty castle, together? Enjoy! (You can also read this story here.)Discount Idea #61: You can’t win them all. Sometimes you’re th...
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Season 3
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Episode 10
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19:13
Short Story: An Unfortunate H
A horrific retelling of a childhood favorite. Enjoy! (You can also read it here.)Content warning for profanity.Discount Idea #60- I once hired a dog...
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Season 3
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Episode 9
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19:38
Short Story: Virus Park
Can everyone just get along? Enjoy! (You can also read it here.)Content warning for violence.Discount Idea #59- I awoke to the scary sound of wailing and ...
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Season 3
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Episode 8
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16:05
Short Story: The Fall of Stumbly
Will Stumbly make a splash at the Circus? Enjoy!Discount Idea #58- I used be a vegetarian. But after getting bit by a werewolf I now have to say "mostly vegetarian." Next week‘s story: Virus Park. Can everyone...
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Season 3
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Episode 7
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20:34
Short Story: The Cursed Robinsons
To what lengths will someone go to rescue friends? Enjoy! (You can also read it here.)Content warning for profanity, body horror, and horror elements.Disc...
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Season 3
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Episode 6
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30:51
Short Story: Hunting Dragons, Inc.
When hunting elk and mountain seals just doesn't give the same thrill, try this. Enjoy! (you can also read it here.)Content warning for profanity and body horror.
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Season 3
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Episode 5
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30:26