
Discount Storytime
Weekly humorous short stories for grown-ups. Engaging plots, rich character development, and intelligent dialogue are carefully edited out. Enjoy!
Episodes
76 episodes
Short Story: The Fall of Stumbly
Will Stumbly make a splash at the Circus? Enjoy!Discount Idea #58- I used be a vegetarian. But after getting bit by a werewolf I now have to say "mostly vegetarian." Next week‘s story: Virus Park. Can everyone...
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Season 3
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Episode 7
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21:16

Short Story: The Cursed Robinsons
To what lengths will someone go to rescue friends? Enjoy! (You can also read it here.)Content warning for profanity, body horror, and horror elements.Disc...
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Season 3
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Episode 6
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31:34

Short Story: Hunting Dragons, Inc.
When hunting elk and mountain seals just doesn't give the same thrill, try this. Enjoy! (you can also read it here.)Content warning for profanity and body horror.
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Season 3
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Episode 5
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31:09

Short Story: Three Doors
When you wish upon a door… Enjoy! (You can read this story here.)Discount Idea #51- "Dating tip: If you’re on a first date and your date mutters 'it will make me kill ...
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Season 3
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Episode 4
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19:49

Short Story: Literally Irregardless
Inspired by the 2024 horror movie "Beezel." ( https://epic-pictures.com/film/beezel ) What happens when a young couple buys a house with a long history of tragedy? Enjoy! (You can read t...
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Season 3
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Episode 3
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29:40

Short Story: LOVE, LLC
What happens if super villains get exposed to truth serum? Find out on this weeks short story "LOVE, LLC." Enjoy! (You can read this story here.)Content Warning: Profanity, Violence, ...
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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30:37

Short Story: Nos Trails
"They took his sense of smell, but gave him a taste for revenge!" Our season opener short story is here. Enjoy! (You can read this story here.)Content Warning for profanity, v...
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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31:58

Worried Wendell Episode 17 - Season Finale
Wendell is finally back on Earth in the Season 2 finale. Enjoy!This is Discount Storytime's one year mark! Yay! A free one-year anniversary story is available on the
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Season 2
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Episode 18
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17:11

Worried Wendell Episode 17 - Back on Starship Scam Likely
Wendell reconnects with some old friends, and also deadly Killbots. With your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!Music:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by
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Season 2
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Episode 17
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25:51

Worried Wendell Episode 16 - Last Day on Pariah-7
Will Wendell finish the program, or be finished by it? Plus your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!Music:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by
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Season 2
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Episode 16
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24:30

Worried Wendell Episode 15 - Surgery
Our hero, Wendell, is finishing up his residency, but must survive the formidable Dr. Mentor. Plus your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!Music:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by
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Season 2
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Episode 15
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17:33

Worried Wendell Episode 14 - Quorum Puppet
Our hero, Wendell, has a hand full at a meeting. Also your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!Music:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by
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Season 2
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Episode 14
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21:00

Worried Wendell Episode 13 - Grand Lecture
Wendell gets a visit from some old friends. Also, your weekly Discount Idea and podcast recommendations. Enjoy!Music:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by
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Season 2
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Episode 13
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18:25

Worried Wendell Episode 12 - A Good Death
Wendell's patient, Mrs. Salazar, leaves an impression. Also, your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!"Something Yellow, Something Blue" link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2378374/episodes/16801588Music:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by<...
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Season 2
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Episode 12
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25:12

Worried Wendell Episode 11 - Emergency Salad
Our hero, Wendell, opts for a light lunch. Also, your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!Music:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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22:40

Worried Wendell Episode 10 -Tour de Waxmine
Wendell and the other residents all have a day off, and go on a local tour that's worth every... Cent. Plus your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy! Music:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by
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Season 2
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Episode 10
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34:55

Worried Wendell Episode 9 - First Day
Follow our hero, Wendell, on his first day of medical residency! Also your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!Music:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by
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Season 2
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Episode 9
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22:16

Worried Wendell Episode 8 - Apartment Hunting on Pariah-7
The Apartment Hunter has become the Apartment Hunted! Plus your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy! Music:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by
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Season 2
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Episode 8
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28:15

Worried Wendell Episode 7 - Lucy and Chip
Our hero Wendell meets Lucy's fiancee Chip and also has to make some intake examination choices. Enjoy! Music:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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27:35

Worried Wendell Episode 6 - Patient Simulation Lab
How will our hero Wendell fare in the Patient Simulation Lab? Tune in and find out! -Our Sponsor for this episode is Little Buzzkills Daycare -content warning for: profanity, violence, and adult themes Music:...
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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26:00

Worried Wendell Episode 5 - Disorientation
Our hero Wendell has finally arrived on Planet Pariah-7. Now what is in store for him at St. Tetanus Medical Center? Tune in to find out! Music:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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26:41

Worried Wendell Episode 4 - Kontract Killbots
Can Wendell and the crew of the Starship Scam Likely survive an encounter with these deadly robots? Enjoy! Music:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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28:05

Worried Wendell Episode 3 - Wormhole
Can our hero Wendell get some relief? Enjoy! Content warning for: profanity, violence, and adult themesMusic:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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25:34

Worried Wendell Episode 2 - Aboard Starship Scam Likely
In this episode, find out what happened to our hero Wendell. Enjoy!Content Warning for profanity.Music:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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31:38

Worried Wendell Episode 1 - Meet Wendell
Welcome to Season 2. Sit back and enjoy meeting our hero Wendell Glick as he is graduating medical school and proposing to the love of his life. Things are all looking up, and certainly nothing can go wrong. Enjoy!Content warning for: pr...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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21:29
