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Season 2 - Dr. Wendell Glick, a hapless medical school graduate, is abducted by a flying saucer to complete his medical residency at the intergalactic teaching hospital, St. Tetanus Medical Center.
Season 1 - Weekly stand-alone humorous short stories for grown-ups, with engaging plots, rich character development, and intelligent dialogue carefully edited out.
Enjoy!
Episodes
62 episodes
Season 2 Episode 11 - Emergency Salad
Our hero, Wendell, opts for a light lunch. Also, your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!Music:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by
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Episode 11
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22:23
Season 2 Episode 10 -Tour de Waxmine
Wendell and the other residents all have a day off, and go on a local tour that's worth every... Cent. Plus your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy! Music:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by
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Episode 10
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34:38
Season 2 Episode 09 - First Day
Follow our hero, Wendell, on his first day of medical residency! Also your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!Music:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by
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Season 2
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Episode 9
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21:59
Season 2 Episode 8 - Apartment Hunting on Pariah-7
The Apartment Hunter has become the Apartment Hunted! Plus your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy! Music:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by
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Episode 8
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27:58
Season 2 Episode 7 - Lucy and Chip
Our hero Wendell meets Lucy's fiancee Chip and also has to make some intake examination choices. Enjoy! Music:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by
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Episode 7
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27:19
Season 2 Episode 6 - Patient Simulation Lab
How will our hero Wendell fare in the Patient Simulation Lab? Tune in and find out! -Our Sponsor for this episode is Little Buzzkills Daycare -content warning for: profanity, violence, and adult themes Music:...
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Episode 6
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25:43
Season 2 Episode 5 - Disorientation
Our hero Wendell has finally arrived on Planet Pariah-7. Now what is in store for him at St. Tetanus Medical Center? Tune in to find out! Music:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by
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Episode 5
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26:25
Season 2 Episode 4 - Kontract Killbots
Can Wendell and the crew of the Starship Scam Likely survive an encounter with these deadly robots? Enjoy! Music:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by
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Episode 4
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27:48
Season 2 Episode 3 - Wormhole
Can our hero Wendell get some relief? Enjoy! Content warning for: profanity, violence, and adult themesMusic:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by
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Episode 3
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25:17
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aboard Starship Scam Likely
In this episode, find out what happened to our hero Wendell. Enjoy!Content Warning for profanity.Music:“The Limits of the Cosmos” by
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Episode 2
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31:21
Season 2 Episode 1 - Meet Wendell
Welcome to Season 2. Sit back and enjoy meeting our hero Wendell Glick as he is graduating medical school and proposing to the love of his life. Things are all looking up, and certainly nothing can go wrong. Enjoy!Content warning for: pr...
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Episode 1
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21:13
Season 1 Finale (Part 2 of 2) - Something Yellow, Something Blue
Final Episode of Season 1! Next season will be serialized. What happens when a hapless medical school graduate gets an internship at the intergalactic teaching hospital 'St. Tetanus Medical Center?' (Starting April 7th!)As for toda...
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Episode 50
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17:02
Season 1 Finale (Part 1 of 2) - Something Yellow, Something Blue
A Two Part Season 1 Finale! Just another typical wedding day on Planet Waldor. Or is it??? (It isn't, in case you can't wait to find out)Our Sponsor for today is St. Tetanus Medical Center. Enjoy!Sound Effects by
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Season 1
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Episode 49
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26:01
Season 1 Episode 48 - The Vengeance Hungry Caterpillar
What happens when two little caterpillars come across a deadly enemy? Also, episodes now include a "Discount Idea" and I read fan mail! Our Sponsor for today is Grandpa Old Timey's Cornmeal (flavored product).CONTENT WARNING:...
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Episode 48
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23:50
Season 1 Episode 47 - Moby Dick: the Western!
Our team of Discount Storytime Explorers found a long lost script for Moby Dick, initially written as a radio drama Western! Enjoy the never heard before performance of this classic tale!Our sponsor for today is Bland-O's cereal, m...
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Episode 47
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20:06
Season 1 Episode 46 - Ad Space
Across the galaxy, Captain Argus faces a survival challenge on a hostile planet, armed with little more than his wits and a stash of Taco Bell gift cards. His encounter with a Zambar Legion spaceship presents a thrilling twist and the possibili...
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Episode 46
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32:35
Season 1 Episode 45 - Beauty and the Torture Librarian
What happens when Della is thrown into the torture dungeon for refusing to marry the evil King Blaine? Content Warning: Profanity, References to torture and body horror.Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by
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Episode 45
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31:00
Season 1 Episode 44 - MultiverSEquels
Hold onto your seats, dear listeners, because I read comics to my kids for the first time! And it is so exciting and not made up at all! Our sponsor today is the upcoming 17-hour film 'Wuthering Bottoms.' Enjoy!Content warning for profan...
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Episode 44
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23:11
Season 1 Episode 43 - Cookie Cabana
Have you ever wondered what might want from a small beachside bakery? Join us for a thrilling tale at Cookie Cabana, where Mandy and Barry find themselves in the midst of an unexpected heist led by a trio of blue-furred, feather-adorned robbers...
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Season 1
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Episode 43
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24:52
Season 1 Update: Scaling Back for Quality
Hello Listeners. A while back the show went to twice weekly, and unfortunately, I've felt a drop in quality while trying to maintain that schedule. You deserve better than that! Discount Storytime will return to publishing every Mo...
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Season 1
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Episode 42
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2:42
Season 1 Episode 41 - Dinner Talk
In this story I answer what millions of listeners seem to want to know most, what is dinner conversation like at my home? Enjoy!Content warning for profanity.Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by
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Episode 41
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12:34
Season 1 Episode 40 - Sewage Monster Vows
What happens when a minor car accident on your wedding day introduces you to a sewage-dripping creature that knows nothing about human life? Content warning for profanity.Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by
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Episode 40
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15:46
Season 1 Episode 39 - The Goose Translator
What if understanding goose honks could change a family's destiny? Will my cousin Peggy's quirky major in goose lexicology, once the subject of her parents' jokes, becomes the hero of our story? Listen and find out.Music: "Skinny Food F...
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Episode 39
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13:59