Short Story: An Unfortunate H

A horrific retelling of a childhood favorite. Enjoy! (You can also read it here.)

Content warning for profanity.

Discount Idea #60-  I once hired a dog walker. A little while later a dog came to my door and said "I walked here. That'll be $25."

Next week‘s story: A Bit of Housekeeping. Can the King and Queen of Discountvania survive an empty castle, together?  Subscribe so you can find out.

About Discount Storytime:

Love humorous short stories?  Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?

If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun! 

You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series and not standalone short stories.) 

Music: 

"Country on the Menu" by Charles Shomo from Pixabay

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by  Kurt Schick"

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay