Discount Storytime
Weekly humorous short stories for grown-ups. Engaging plots, rich character development, and intelligent dialogue are carefully edited out. Enjoy!
Discount Storytime
Show Finale - Floppy Hands
What happens if you lose your hand bones in a card game?
Content warning for profanity, horror elements, and body horror.
Whelp, this is the last story of Discount Storytime, but the nonsense goes on in a new podcast, Chicken Fried Horror, starting December 15, 2025.
Click here for the CHICKEN FRIED HORROR!
This story was read by voice actor Grande. He can be emailed at grande@dalpoco.net, or check out his substack at https://dalpoco.substack.com/!
Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
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