My Chakra Chronicles About Me (Human) Podcast
Ready to get real with your chakras? 🌈 Dive into Chakra Chronicles, where your energy centers spill the tea on your human habits—with a healthy dose of sarcasm and humor. 😂 Whether you’re overthinking, blaming Mercury retrograde for your problems, or “manifesting” without lifting a finger, we’re here to help you laugh, learn, and align. 💫
This isn’t your average chakra talk—think of it as tough love wrapped in glowing wisdom. 💡 You’ll cringe, you’ll giggle, and maybe even rethink that third iced coffee. ☕ (Hint: your Root Chakra’s not a fan.)
✨ What to expect:
- Hilarious truths about human tendencies 🤯
- Sarcastic chakra wisdom (we love you, but we’re calling you out) 😜
- Tips to balance your energy and stop spinning in circles 🌀
Episodes
22 episodes
“So You Heard About ‘The Great Awakening’? Let’s De-Mythify the Hype with Crown.”
Crown Chakra hijacks the mic (and your purple-wifi connection) to crack open today’s hottest buzzword. Forget airy-fairy fluff—this is a lovingly snarky reality check on what awakening is (a cosmic firmware update that lands right betwee...
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7:06
🧱 The Great Unplugging: 🔌 Root Chakra Has Something to Say💬
“So you’re ditching your 401K for enlightenment? Let’s talk.”Root Chakra is not okay, y’all. While you’re out here burning sage and breaking up with capitalism, she’s clenching her pearls (and your survival instincts). ...
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5:44
🚗💨Know Your Lane – Letting Go & Minding Your Own Energy✨✨
🚗💨 Are you spending your energy healing yourself… or trying to fix someone else’s mess?Welcome to Chakra Chronicles, where we get real about energy, alignment, and why letting go isn’t giving up—it’s leveling up. I...
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6:30
🌑✨"Eclipse Season: Stop Blaming the Moon and Do Your Inner Work" 🌑✨
🚨 Eclipse season is here, and guess what? It’s not the moon’s fault your life feels chaotic. In this episode of Chakra Chronicles, your Third Eye Chakra is stepping in with some hard-hitting truth about how ...
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7:54
🔮Ascension Sh*t: Newsflash, It’s Been Happening" 🔮
🚀 Breaking cosmic news—ascension did not just start last week! In this episode of Chakra Chronicles, your sassy Crown Chakra spills the celestial tea ☕ on what ascension actually is, how it’s been happening for ...
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11:04
Cosmic Responsibility: Own Your Power in the Golden Age
A transformative discussion centered on how to awaken your personal power during the golden age of consciousness. We dive into the importance of personal responsibility, humor in life’s challenges, and the tools to craft your reality.• ...
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11:16
✨ The Chakra Chronicles: Radiating Gratitude & Love This Holiday Season ❤️🎁
🌟 This holiday season, align your energy with the power of gratitude 🙏 and love 💕 in this heartwarming episode of The Chakra Chronicles. Learn how to open your heart chakra 💚, embrace giving 🤲, and create meaningful connections 🤝 with ...
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8:11
Heart Centered Checklist
Discover the power of your heart’s wisdom with this step-by-step guide to discern truth and align with your inner peace. This video walks you through a simple yet profound 5-step process to pause, reflect, and use your heart to navigate life’s ...
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6:28
The Chakra Chronicles: 3D vs. 4D Body
Join the sassiest member of your energy system, the Throat Chakra, as it hilariously breaks down the difference between your 3D and 4D body. From potato vibes and late-night social media spirals to cosmic glow-ups and intuitive Instagram filter...
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6:40
💖 Heart Chakra Chronicles: Be Your Own Holiday Date 🎉 💃
Who needs mistletoe drama when you’ve got you? 💌 In this hilariously sarcastic edition of the Heart Chakra Chronicles, we embrace self-love with a side of sass. 🎁 Whether you're rocking that sparkly outfit alone or serenading yourself ...
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5:50
🌟 Chakra Chronicles: The Power of Self-Worth - Solar Plexus Awakening 🌞
In this illuminating episode of The Chakra Chronicles, we focus on the solar plexus chakra—the center of confidence and self-esteem. 🌻 Explore why valuing yourself is not just important but essential for living an empowered and authent...
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6:03
Chakra Chronicles: Navigating Doubtful Energy - Empowering Your Solar Plexus
In this episode of The Chakra Chronicles, we dive into the solar plexus chakra, the core of personal power and self-confidence. Learn how to maintain balance and radiate positivity while living with someone who exudes doubt. Discover p...
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5:46
Chakra Chronicles: The Throat Chakra’s Take on Mind-Your-Business Vibes 💙🗣️
Unlock the power of your voice with this vibrant journey into the world of the Throat Chakra! 💎 The Throat Chakra teaches us to speak our truth and set healthy boundaries. In this chapter, we dive into the art of "mind-your-business" vibes, enc...
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5:40
The Chakra Chronicles: Heart Chakra—Loving Yourself Through the Noise 💚
Dive deep into the power of self-love and healing with this transformative guide to the Heart Chakra. 🌿✨ This journey will help you quiet the chaos and reconnect with your inner peace. Learn how to open your heart to love, compassion, and forgi...
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6:53
Chakra Chronicles Episode: Root Chakra - Getting Unstuck 🌱🦋
In this empowering episode of Chakra Chronicles, we dive into the Root Chakra, the foundation of our energy system. When the Root Chakra is out of balance, it can leave us feeling stuck, disconnected, or unsupported. Join Dr. Norma as ...
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5:28
The Chakra Chronicles: Crown Chakra Wisdom on Pluto in Aquarius
Dive into the profound connection between the Crown Chakra and the transformative energy of Pluto in Aquarius. In this episode of The Chakra Chronicles, we explore how this cosmic alignment invites a deep awakening of universal wisdom,...
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6:18
The Chakra Chronicles: Solar Plexus Chakra—Breaking Free from Holiday Hype
Discover the empowering journey to reclaim your inner strength with The Chakra Chronicles: Solar Plexus Chakra—Breaking Free from Holiday Hype. This insightful guide is designed to help you navigate the pressures and expectations of th...
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7:34
Balancing Your Heart Chakra This Holiday Season: Finding Harmony Amidst the Hustle
The holiday season is a time of connection, joy, and giving—but it can also bring stress, overwhelm, and emotional imbalance. The heart chakra, your center of love, compassion, and emotional well-being, is especially significant during this tim...
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5:45
The Chakra Chronicles: Mercury Retrograde vs. Balanced Chakras
In this enlightening episode of The Chakra Chronicles, the Crown Chakra takes center stage to unravel the mysteries of Mercury Retrograde and its effects on your energy flow. Discover how this celestial phenomenon can disrupt communica...
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6:44
The Chakra Chronicles: Balancing Through Thanksgiving
Join me on The Chakra Chronicles, where my chakras take center stage, offering their wisdom on staying balanced and centered during the whirlwind of Thanksgiving. From grounding your root chakra to stay calm amid family chaos, to keepi...
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6:45
🎙️ Root Chakra Roasts: Why Your Life Feels Like a Jenga Tower
Your Root Chakra has a message, and it’s not pulling any punches. 🪵 Feeling ungrounded, chaotic, or like your life’s a wobbly Jenga tower? 🎲 Maybe it’s time to tune into Chakra Chronicles. In this teaser, your Root Chakra spills the tr...
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🎥 Title: Welcome to Chakra Chronicles: The Truth, Told with a Wink 😏✨
Ready to get real with your chakras? 🌈 Dive into Chakra Chronicles, where your energy centers spill the tea on your human habits—with a healthy dose of sarcasm and humor. 😂 Whether you’re overthinking, blaming Mercury retrograde for yo...
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