Functionally Speaking
Welcome to Functionally Speaking— the podcast where two clinicians share one brain cell and way too many opinions.
We’re here for the nuance, the hot takes, the facts your certification skipped over, and the occasional spiral into chaos. If you’re a health coach, practitioner, or clinician who’s slightly functional (just like our mitochondria and our recording process), you’re in the right place.
We’re not here to sugarcoat the science or pretend there’s one right way to do this work — we’re doing it our way. Unfiltered. Slightly feral. And always with love for the humans we serve.
Let’s get into it.
Podcasting since 2025 • 30 episodes
Functionally Speaking
Latest Episodes
29. Amenorrhea in Fit Women: What Practitioners Are Overlooking
Why is it that the “healthiest” looking women in the room are often the ones silently missing their periods?In this episode of the Functionally Speaking podcast, we unpack one of the most overlooked clinical patterns we see in...
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Episode 29
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29:26
28. Are We Overprescribing Supplements? A Practitioner Reality Check
Are we reaching for bottles before we’ve truly addressed the basics?In this episode of the Functionally Speaking podcast, we have a very honest conversation about the supplements we see most overused, overhyped, and misunderst...
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Episode 28
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29:44
27. When Wellness Becomes a Mask for Disordered Behavior
Is it wellness or is it just disordered behavior in disguise?In this episode of the Functionally Speaking podcast, we’re naming what’s really going on behind the clean eating trends, detox culture, step-count obsession, and hy...
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Episode 27
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28:44
26. Why Postpartum Care Fails and How Practitioners Can Fill the Gaps
How did postpartum become a performance sport?Somewhere along the way, we stopped honoring the transformation of motherhood and started racing to “get back” to a body, a life, and a version of ourselves that no longer exists. ...
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Episode 26
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29:24
25. Let’s Be Honest About Peptides, GLP-1s, and the Real Problem
Is it just us, or does it feel like everyone online is suddenly a weight loss expert?Between the nonstop social media promotions for GLP-1s and influencers flaunting their “bounce back” bodies postpartum, the noise can get ove...
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Episode 25
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29:52