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Functionally Speaking
Welcome to Functionally Speaking— the podcast where two clinicians share one brain cell and way too many opinions.
We’re here for the nuance, the hot takes, the facts your certification skipped over, and the occasional spiral into chaos. If you’re a health coach, practitioner, or clinician who’s slightly functional (just like our mitochondria and our recording process), you’re in the right place.
We’re not here to sugarcoat the science or pretend there’s one right way to do this work — we’re doing it our way. Unfiltered. Slightly feral. And always with love for the humans we serve.
Let’s get into it.
Functionally Speaking
22. The Parasite Cleanse Craze: Marketing, Myths & What You Actually Need
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Are parasites really the root of all your symptoms or just another fear-based fad?
In this episode of the Functionally Speaking podcast, we’re diving into the popular (and often problematic) phrase: “If you have a pulse, you have a parasite.” We unpack the rise of parasite cleanses in the functional health world, challenge the reflexive use of antimicrobials, and explore why a more nuanced, root-cause approach matters—especially when dealing with vulnerable clients. From testing limitations to the importance of clinical context, we share how we approach suspected parasite issues in our own practices and what truly sets clients up for success. Spoiler: it’s not monthly full-moon cleanses.
In this episode, we cover:
- 01:51 Why “If you have a pulse, you have a parasite” makes us cringe
- 04:03 When parasites are actually a concern and when they’re not
- 07:00 What needs to be in place before you even think about treatment
- 12:52 How stress changes everything (and why it's always relevant)
- 14:36 Our final thoughts on discernment, red flags, and what’s coming next
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