Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
Vatican Secrets: Lost Gospels, Hidden Vaults & Papal Mysteries
Episode 12 – Vatican Secrets: Lost Gospels, Hidden Vaults & Papal Mysteries
What is the Vatican hiding? Is it just dusty paperwork and centuries of church memos … or are there secret gospels, forbidden treasures, and enough scandal to make The Da Vinci Code look like a children’s book?
In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, I dive headfirst into the conspiracies and mysteries of the Vatican. We’ll talk about:
- The banned Gospels of Thomas, Mary Magdalene, and Judas — and why the Church didn’t want you reading them.
- Hidden vaults and catacombs rumored to contain the Ark of the Covenant, the Holy Grail, and maybe even evidence of aliens.
- Scandals that rocked the Vatican Bank, mafia ties, and the pope who mysteriously died after just 33 days.
- Assassination attempts, Cold War secrets, and why the Vatican is the ultimate locked door we’re dying to peek behind.
And because every episode needs a soundtrack, this week’s Song of the Week is “Let Fade” by Five Pie — a Delco basement-show classic that’ll transport you straight back to early 2000s battle of the bands nights.
Whether you believe the Vatican is hiding world-shattering secrets or just centuries of messy receipts, one thing’s for sure: the mystery is half the fun.