Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
True Crime Tuesday - Feasts, Floorboards & WTF?!
Welcome to the first-ever True Crime Tuesday, where the cases are weird, the commentary is chaotic, and the only thing scarier than crimes .. are the people committing them.
this week, we're serving up three true stories that prove reality is stranger (and dumber) than fiction:
A man in India who hosted a "divine" dinner party featuring roasted peacocks. Yes, the national bird. A tenant who discovered a stranger secretly living under her floorboards. And a priest with a potato-related emergency that you will NEVER unhear.
Plus, we're closing out with the Docket of Dumb. Five real headlines that'll make you question the evolutionary timeline.
Lock your doors, hide your carbs, and welcome to True Crime Tuesday.
Song of the week: "Critical Mass" by Bored As Hell