Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
True Crime Tuesday: Criminal Masterminds (Who Weren't)
This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving into the dark side of dumb, the so-called “criminal masterminds” who forgot to bring their brains to the briefing.
From a crypto “genius” who used hotel loyalty points to fund a kidnapping (??),
to a criminology student who turned himself into a case study,
a Florida teen who kidnapped himself, and a bank robber who threatened everyone with a non-existent bomb; these are the stories that prove intelligence is optional, but chaos is forever.
Plus, we’ll close out with another round of The Docket of Dumb . Five fresh headlines that’ll make you feel like a functioning adult for simply existing.
🎶 Song of the Week: “It's About Money” by Capture This
Because if you’re going to show up to your own downfall… you might as well be on-brand.
Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you spiral into poor decisions.