Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
Did We Even Land on the Moon?
What if the greatest achievement in human history… was filmed in a basement? 👀
This week, I put on my tinfoil hat and go full conspiracy-mode, diving headfirst into one of the most iconic debates of all time, did we actually land on the moon?
From Stanley Kubrick’s alleged directorial debut and the suspiciously perfect lighting, to the mysteriously flapping flag, missing footage, and “C-marked” moon rocks, this episode breaks down every wild claim with equal parts logic and pure chaos.
Then, just when you think you’ve got it figured out, I ask the real question:
What if both sides are right? What if we really did go but NASA didn’t tell us everything we found up there?
👽 Alien bases, hollow moons, secret Apollo missions, and the kind of caffeine-fueled commentary that’ll make you stare suspiciously at the night sky.
🎶 Song of the Week: “Nerves of Glass” by Nervous Nikki and the Chill Pills the perfect soundtrack for questioning reality and trying not to panic about it.
Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts, and remember:
If you start hearing static, it’s probably nothing… or the government.
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