Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
Food & Felonies: When Hunger Goes Too Far
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Welcome to another True Crime Tuesday, where the only thing more questionable than humanity is what people will do for a snack. 🍟
This week, I take you on a fast-food-fueled journey through the dumbest food-related crimes the world has ever seen; from a $15,000 McNugget lawsuit to a man who stole a car just to deliver pizza that wasn’t his, a powder-sugar-covered criminal who donut-do-the-crime, and a guy who barricaded himself inside a Taco Bell “for the vibes.”
It’s chaotic, crunchy, and a reminder that hanger is not a legal defense.
🗞️ Plus: this week’s Docket of Dumb featuring criminals with zero logic and a woman who bit a camel for her hat.
🎶 Song of the Week: “Chelsea” by Arcade Beach
🍕 Listen on: Nighthawk Radio • Spotify • Apple Podcasts
Because honestly, if the crime involves carbs… we get it.
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