Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
True Crime Tuesday: Petty Revenge Gone Felony
This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving headfirst into the wildest category of crimes known to humankind: petty revenge that spiraled so hard it turned into a felony. Because some people take “I’m annoyed” and turn it into “I’m making national news.”
Join me as we break down four recent, absolutely unhinged cases, including:
🔥 A neighbor feud that escalated into a 70-foot trench of pure rage
🔥 A Florida man who responded to a bird-feeding dispute by literally… eating the birds
🔥 A long-standing grudge that turned a quiet family walk into tragedy
🔥 And an ex-employee who took “you’re fired” way too personally and lit up the boss’s house
Plus, stick around for The Docket of Dumb, featuring this week’s most ridiculous headlines that prove, once again, humanity is not okay.
And don’t miss our Song of the Week:
🎵 “The Perfect Death (Stripped)” by Lost Note. It's an emotional punch to the soul in the best possible way.
Whether you're listening on Apple, Spotify, Amazon, or over on NightHawk Radio, this episode is full of chaos, humor, true crime, and the kind of choices that make you say, “WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?”
Grab a snack. Grab emotional support mozzarella sticks.
Let’s get chaotic.