Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
Blink and You'll Miss It: Reptilians, Glitches & Totally Normal Things
Are reptilian shape-shifters secretly running the world… or did the internet just get a little too comfortable with slow-motion video and 4K cameras?
In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we go FULL lizard mode and deep-dive into one of the internet’s most iconic conspiracy theories: reptilians.
We trace the theory all the way back to ancient mythology and serpent gods, break down how David Icke brought reptilians into modern conspiracy culture, and explore why celebrities, politicians, and powerful families keep getting accused of being shape-shifting lizard humanoids — allegedly.
From viral eye-glitch videos and celebrity “proof,” to glitches in the matrix, NPC theories, moon conspiracies, and the idea that reptilians might be running the simulation itself, this episode blends history, psychology, pop culture, and pure internet chaos.
We close with one of the most extreme real-world reptilian conspiracy narratives ever documented: the Kyle Odom story, presented as he described it — a chilling look at how deep these beliefs can go when they become someone’s entire explanation for reality.
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