Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
True Crime Tuesday: Dumb Crimes Edition
This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re heading back to dumb crimes.
From criminals calling the police on themselves…
to arguing with law enforcement in Facebook comments…
to Googling “how to get away with a crime” like that’s not immediately suspicious…
this episode is a reminder that some people really should’ve stopped and thought for literally five more seconds.
🎵 Song of the Week: “Still Doing This” by Bored As Hell
If you love laughing through chaos, shaking your head at humanity, and reminding yourself that at least you didn’t do this — this episode is for you.