Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
Cattle Mutilations: A Mystery Older Than America
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Cattle have been found dead with precise surgical wounds, missing organs, and no blood at the scene, and this isn’t some modern UFO panic. Reports of cattle mutilations stretch back hundreds of years, all the way to medieval Europe, and they’re still happening today.
In this episode, we dig into the history of cattle mutilations, connect the dots to Skinwalker Ranch, and ask the obvious question: how is this still happening… and why does no one have answers? Aliens? Government experiments? Something much older?
The song of the week is "High Seas" by Best Case
I'm not saying it's aliens...
I'm just saying ... it's probably nothing. 👀🐄