Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
Scientology: Power, Secrecy, & Control
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What starts as self-help… doesn’t always stay that way.
In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we take a deep dive into Scientology. From L. Ron Hubbard’s early ideas and the rise of Dianetics, to auditing, the levels, celebrity involvement, the Sea Org, and internal discipline programs like the RPF, we walk through how the organization actually functions behind the scenes.
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