B + H : NEW YORK RAISED US
Native New Yorker husband and wife duo bullshit all things past and present in the city.
Episodes
22 episodes
Bad Mom Behavior.
It's always so random. This episode B+H cover : Canal Street in summer weather, Mother's Day, The Knicks, Mahjong, Drinking in Public, All the things NYC doormen know, the pre school birthday party scene, B's Bad Mom behavior, socializing...
Unbalanced.
The usual NY Bullsh*t topics : Canal Street African handbag mafia updates, extendable dog leashes in the city, teachers having affairs with high school students, mediocre private school kids vs mediocre public school kids, new New York City tax...
Spring Cleaning.
B + H : you never know what you're going to get. We cover : Vegas -- pool parties, spray tans, craps tables, luxury travel. Spring in New York City -- pedestrian traffic, the ice cream man, shirtless runners, park bathers. Cla...
Cancel 'Boss Bitch'
B + H catch up on NYC half marathons, schlepping a toddler and a baby around Manhattan, very average Lunar New Year and St Patrick's Day parades, and rant about new world/internet slang from 'Boss Bitch' to 'Girl Dad' to 'Head of Biz Dev'. Oh a...
Proud products of New York City public schools.
B + H rants included (but not limited to) on this episode : snow, drinking Owney's on air, nanny nudes, 2026 goals, fundraising, AI destroying the world, New York City school anxieties starting at age 3. Cheers!
New Year, Same Us.
The more things change the more they stay the same - In the first episode of 2026 we get a plethora of random topics... B + H cover New York's most recent snow storm, the toxic 24 hour news cycle and the deterioration of humanity, hate on Miami...
2025, that's a wrap!
B + H recap loosely recap 2025 amidst end of year holiday chaos and insanity. End of Season 1. We did it!
Tipping Season.
B + H talk Xmas parties and traditions, NYC holiday tipping culture, apartment noises, Diddy doc, and Betty Ford.
yo you want that Tim Burton?
Rants + Raves include (but not limited to) : silly dining experiences, bumper stickers and car decals, flags, 90s streetwear, cool counterculture kids (where are they?), and drug dealing exhibit tix at MoMA.
Happy Endings.
A ride as usual -- B+H cover everything from Thanksgiving to massages, NYC public school physical education of yesteryear (including swim gym! iykyk), stroller strategy on trains and unending NYC road work. Enjoy!
Safe Spaces.
B + H typical banter from NYC street sweeper vs car life, new influencer (yuck!) grocery shops, safe spaces, billionaires, and of course - "allies".
Whirlwind Week.
B + H recap their eventful week - mayoral election, tipsy shopping, big night out for a 40th birthday, H's restaurant phobias and proper etiquette (including doubling up in bathroom stalls), eating at the bar, and a random rant about ozempic (c...
ABOLISH THE INTERNET.
In typical variety show fashion -- B + H talk kid chaos, stealing goods from 3rd birthday parties, voting in old school booths, and most importantly -- ABOLISHING THE INTERNET.
OWNEY'S RUM IS HOME. we back baby!
B + H discuss lines at restaurants, OWNEY'S RUM reclamation to the Drennan-Firtle beverage conglomerate, and purge arenas.
Beef (tension makes the city go round).
B + H recap some weekly events plus cover general New York City beef. B argues is keeps the city on top of the world.
Kids Draining the Brain. 2 Cells Left.
B + H cover NYC Marathon + Halloween season, big biz, coveted city apartment amenities (including goals), and dog sh*t.
bad teens.
B + H reflect on social life, partying and bad behavior coming of age in 1990s New York City. 40s, 22s, cigarettes, dime bags, loft parties, parks, piers, beaches, free cribs. Not to be missed if you're 35-55 and want to feel some nostalg...
"AI"
on this episode B + H question the people of Canal Street, the local 4am bars still standing, the grand theft auto on the Belt Parkway, Manhattan parking garages, and more!
Members Only.
rants include : New York rappers and concerts, the members only nightclub bubble, bad marketing, old school New York bar flies, Levain Bakery.
we're just getting started.
a recap of our week : straight random takes on wellness culture, linkedin, self obsession, toddler birthday parties, new york football, etc.