WTF Bible Stories Podcast
Hi,
GeeSpot and Jada B Nutty welcome you to WTF Bible Stories. After 30+ years in the Christian faith, we've realized that the bible is full of trash ass stories. From Creation to the Revelations, we will read through the stories that were used to keep us in worship until we both woke and said wtf! Join us for the shenanigans and tomfoolery.
Episodes
21 episodes
So God Killed Everybody…Now What?
In this episode we debark in after flood shenanigans, with god’s old ass trying to remember not to kill us again, Noah’s dumb ass getting righteously drunk, and Ham’s horny ass getting a piece of daddy. Let the rainbow flag remind you that G...
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Episode 21
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37:46
The Math Ain't Mathing
In this episode we try to figure out how 40 days turned into 365 days of bullshit, how the female of each animal can be sacrificed and still populate the animal kingdom, how eight elderly people can make up the new world, and how God made a ...
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Episode 20
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50:56
WAP Caused a Tsunami (Everybody’s Soaking Wet)
In this episode we discuss the truth about how the flood happened. Ladies have pride and men recognize the power of the WAP. The angels knew and left God's ass for human tail. So, grab your scuba gear as we dive into WAP that caused a ...
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Episode 19
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50:12
Eve Stole the Apple from the Knowledge Tree (Who me, couldn’t be)
In this episode we talk about the secret garden problems. Yes, a piece of fruit that caused knowledge, uterus pain, dirt eating, and God to become scared of his creation. Join us as we question the intelligence of God ...
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Episode 18
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58:16
End of Tha Kang Part 2
In this episode we continue walking down the “green mile’ with the proclaimed messiah. A messiah that was passed around like the unleavened bread on Passover; a messiah that needed a hand with his cross; a messiah that had...
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Episode 17
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1:00:59
End of Tha Kang Part 1
In this episode we dive into the beginning of the end for Jesus. Jesus has to cash in on all the shit talking he did for three years. Now that his ass has to pay up, we explore how he begs daddy, not answer questions, and gets bitch slapped....
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Episode 16
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47:46
Holy Bastard
In this episode it’s time to celebrate a very special bastard, Jesus. Yes it’s Christmas time and we have a wild story for you. Almost everyone has heard of Jesus' birth, but no one has heard it quite like this. Get ready for virgins, magica...
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Episode 15
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55:21
Cuffin Season (The Jesus Technique)
In this episode Jesus wants to get all warm and cuddly with his twelve mens. We discuss how he serviced them and gave instructions on how he wanted them to service him. Get your blankets and a partner because it’s cuffin season and Jesus has...
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Episode 14
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51:29
Jesus Crazy Ass
In this episode we talk about December's Man of the Year, Jesus, and his shenanigans. Jesus goes from stealing to not answering direct questions. Grab your cloaks, hop onto your nearest donkey-horse, and take this wild ride with Jesus Crazy ...
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Episode 13
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48:02
God’s Hosting Thanksgiving (Expect Bullshit)
In this episode God invites you to his special Thanksgiving meal. Don’t be surprised if the food choices are not digestible. Just come as you are, and eat before you come. Please lower all expectations this Thanksgiving Holiday because God i...
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Episode 12
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37:14
Thanksgiving Appetizer (Baby Stew)
In this episode we discuss several scriptures that involve the eating of your offspring. Is pork too salty or is beef not good for your digestion? Is chicken just not satisfying enough, well God has the perfect meat, your baby. Join us as we...
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Episode 11
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44:15
Church Pimpin' 101 w/ St. Paul
In this episode we go to school and discuss how pick-me-boy Paul swindled churches out of their hard-earned coin. We outline six steps that will start you off as a successful pimp. Class is in session with Church Pimpin' 101 w St Paul.
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Episode 10
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39:24
Hagar's Cry
In this episode we talk about the gross mistreatment of Hagar in Abram’s and Sarai’s home. Hagar ,an Egyptian slave, was SA’d by her master. Given to him by her mistress. This tale is not one of God’s man being proven righteous, but of God’s...
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Episode 9
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50:05
Creation Magic (Second Verse so much Worse).
In this episode our guest continues with us as we read a second account of creation. And somehow it’s more trashy than the first one!! Come be as unimpressed as we are in Creation Magic (Second Verse so much Worse).
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Episode 8
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44:09
Creation Magic (Bippety Boppety Boop)
In this episode we have a guest to share in the tomfoolery and shenaigains with the 1st creation story. Ever wonder how we got here? Well buckle up butter cup because the fairy God mother is on her way with the details. Join us in the hocus ...
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Episode 7
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52:01
The Lazarus Okie-Doke
In this episode we continue our journey down undead lane ending at Lazarus' unnecessary “resurrection”. We dive into how Jesus acted like a complete bitch and was for the tomfoolery and shenanigans. Be razzled and a lil dazzled with The Laza...
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Episode 6
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42:59
Biblical Pet Sematary
In this episode we talk about Zombies… Yes, the undead walking around like they living or something. Are you first wave or do you think you will survive when God resurrect people for no reason? Join us as we dive...
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Episode 5
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43:16
Age Ain't Nothing but a Number. Soul Bonding Ain't Nothing but a Thang Part 2
Trigger warning: This story outlines inappropriate behavior with a minor. We in no way condone grooming of a minor and/or sexual relations. We are back with David's unholy grooming by Jonathan. Ew and ew some more. We get ...
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Episode 4
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39:53
Age Ain't Nothing but a Number. Soul Bonding Ain't Nothing but a Thang Part 1
Trigger warning: This story outlines inappropriate behavior with a minor. We in no way condone grooming of a minor and/or sexual relations. In this episode David is thrust into a relationship with Saul’s son, God uses Saul...
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Episode 3
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51:01
Lions, Giant, and Bears....Bitch Where?
In this episode we continue David’s story and are caught up in a web of quite a few fantastical tales. From playing around with apex predators to single handedly taking down a giant. Be confused as we dive into the lies with Lions, Giants, a...
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Episode 2
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54:37