FLICK'N'BEANS
Longtime friends and bandmates Bridget and Wendy review one movie each week over fancy coffees every Sunday morning. Includes lots of swearing, laughing, and dog panting. Sometimes other friends join in.
You'll like this if you like "How Did This Get Made?" or "Unspooled."
Episodes
150 episodes
EP 150: ASS BACKWARDS - Time to Pay the Piper. Wait - Where's Andrew?
Good Morning!!!This week come along as we follow best friends Kate and Chloe in Ass Backward as they pee in the street and try to make it to their beauty pageant reunion with a wild rabbit in tow. Enjoy!!!Love you!!! B...
EP 149: HAIL MARY PROJECT - Fist My Bump #Jesus
Listen up Bean Flickers! Astrophage is eating the sun and only Ryan Reynolds, mild-mannered school science teacher can save the Earth. No, really! Enjoy the cutest but least cuddly alien life form ever as we careen through space on ...
EP 148: THE CLEANSE - I've Got the Urge...the Urge to Purge
Good Morning!Ever wonder what a physical manifestation of your negativity might look like? Neither have we. Nope.Experience trauma bonding while vomiting at a creepy retreat in the woods. (Retreats in movies are always cultish are...
EP 147: OFFICE SPACE - "O" Face!
Good Morning!!!This week we're gonna need you to...uhhhhh...work on Saturday...Yeahhhhh. Let's hate "Lumberg" together as we lament the real life annoyances of working in an office. Also, Bridget pooped her pants....
EP 146: ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION - I'm the Mary, YOU'RE the Rhoda!
Good Morning!!!!This week Wendy explains Taquitos to Bridget while we discuss our mutual love of office supplies and the pros and cons of drinking one's own urine on our way to Romy and Michele's high school reunion.Enjoy!!!
EP 145: WE HAVE A GHOST - A Movie Without Enough Jennifer Coolidge
Good Morning!!!Alyssa guest hosts this week to cover 'We Have a Ghost'. She shares her own ghost stories - i mean, the dood hanged himself in her garage!Dammit Jerry, you're freaking me out!!!Enjoy!!!!!Love you!!!! B...
EP 144: STRICTLY BALLROOM - Dirty Dancing But Without the Abortion
Good Morning!!!This week we got to experience the world of competitive ballroom dance in Australia in this part mockumentary, part rom-com. If you love Dirty Dancing, hair gel and Australian accents, you'll love Strictly Ball...
EP 143: XANADU - An Extremely Long Music Video on Roller Skates
Good Morning!!!This week we don our roller skates for a magical adventure led by our muse, Olivia Newton-John. It a terrible movie, frankly, but at least we can say we've seen it. And we can't forget it. ...
EP 142: DISCLOSURE DAY - Don't Worry, I've Got All the Proof in My Backpack
Good Morning!!! This week we went to the theater to see our conspiracy theories proven on the big screen. Aliens are real, y'all. Moose are tall, and deer will stare you down before they abduct you and probe your swimsuit areas.&nbs...
EP 141: BALLS UP - C'mon, Just Take a Little Sniff. It's a Celebration!
Good Morning!!!!!Honestly, why haven't they invented a condom that also covers the skittle-sacks before? Join us as we explore the versatility and durability of the Balls Up Condom to Brazil and beyond! Well, just to Argentina, act...
EP 140: JON BENET'S TRICYCLE - An Angie's List of Local Psychometrists
Good Morning!!!!This week we followed an eccentric collector of stuff with really strange hairstyles as he parades the tricycle he stole from the Ramsey's trash in the alley after the murder of their child.So many psychics, so man...
EP 139: CRUELLA - A well-cut skirt is a lifesaver, girls
Special guest co-host Cooper chose Cruella and Wendy loved it! May all the children we never have be born with two colors of hair split down the middle. Always get your skirt tailored, it could save your life. And just let women be strong and m...
EP 138: PANGOLIN: KULU'S JOURNEY - You Could Put a Plate of Ants in Front of Us and We Wouldn't Eat Them Either
Good Morning!!!This week the documentary of Kulu the Pangolin broke our hearts. If you don't know what a Pangolin is (I didn't) and/or like weird animals this is a really sweet story. Check it out.Love you!!!!! Bye!!!!!...
EP 137: AMERICAN PSYCHO - Not the Dog, Patrick!! Not the Dog!!
Good Morning!!!!This week we have Bella guest-hosting! She's the perfect person with the perfect credentials to dissect Christian Bale's representation of Patrick Bateman - a very unstable and insecure trader on Wall Street who hates eve...
EP 136: BUGONIA - Duh, You Need Your Hair to Communicate with the Andromedons
Good Morning!!!!WTF Emma Stone? This is a wild ride and we're never sure whether she's an alien (unlikely) or not (possible?). Conspiracy theorists unite - maybe we're an alien race, maybe Earth is flat, maybe we've never bee...
EP 135: FRESH - How to Escape a Cannibal When You Don't Have a Butt
Good Morning!!!!This morning we contemplated whether we could or would eat human meat to survive in order to trick a cannibalistic captor. Meh, probably yes, but hopefully wouldn't like it. It's probably delicious though....<...
EP 134: SUNLIGHT - I Mean, Who Doesn't Want to Cuddle a Woman in a Giant Furry Monkey Suit?
Good Morning!!! This week we take a wild ride in a stolen Airstream with a man and his companion, a woman in a monkey suit.Ride along as we dig up a grave, road trip and cuddle. Enjoy!!!!Love you!!!!!! Byee...
EP 133: TUSK - Howard Totally Fucked that Walrus
Good Morning!!!This week is a doozy. Some creepy guy wants to turn Justin Long into a walrus. Yes, that's what I said. "Turn him into a walrus" so that he can fight him.There's nothing you can un-see or un-hear about Justin Long's...
EP 132: BIRDBOX - Those Aren't Speed Bumps, They're Dead Bodies
Good Morning!!!This week we need our fancy sleep masks (blindfolds are so 2018) to protect us from gazing at the "entity" and un-aliving ourselves. We learn that there are only two types of people in the world: assholes and the dea...
EP 131: DEMOLITION MAN - How Many Rats Does it Take to Make a Rat Burger Anyway?
Good Morning!!!This week we talk Sly Stallone and Sandra Bullock in Demolition Man. We learn that the future has no toilet paper, only 3 silver seashells on a shelf by the toilet to clean your booty...somehow? And can they handle the aft...
EP 130: GOOD GUYS WEAR BLACK - "Are You Some Kind of Finger Man, Margaret?"
Good Morning!!!What can you cook with one egg, you ask? Not much. What can't Chuck Norris kick? Nothing. This week we learn that to one poor soul, "choppers are like birds", and that although Chuck Norris' hair glows in the d...
EP 129: THE GREAT OUTDOORS - Lips and Assholes
Good Morning!!! Welcome to the Great Outdoors! Join us as we wince along with John Candy as he navigates vacationing with his family with the intrusion of his brother-in-law and family whose intentions are more than what they seem.Enjoy!...
EP 128: WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY - I'm Cut in Half Real Bad, Dewey
Good Morning!!!!!This week we take a musical journey through the ages with Dewey Cox, a legendary musician who cut his brother in half which spawned a musical career that was unrivaled."In my dreams you're blowin' me......s...