Caverns and Critters
Welcome to Caverns and Critters! A Mausritter real play podcast. That tells the story of a group of recently heartbroken and newly single young adults, finding themselves cast into another dimension, where they’ve been turned into little critters!
Episodes
30 episodes
CONTEST OF CRITTERS | Part 1/3
We are playtesting Skirr! Our very own TTRPG system. To do so, we are doing a few things... starting with a player competition! After being dropped into a random section on the map, each player must collect as many points as possible. With the ...
Episode 1- Heartbreak Camp Michigan
A group of recently heartbroken young adults find themselves at a "therapy camp" for the newly single. But things get complicated when the therapist is not all that he seems... This episode contains profanity, violence, and referenc...
Episode 2- A De-FEETing Feeling
Man, getting thrown through a portal by a wizard and being turned into little guys sucks... I hope a big ass evil crow doesn't attack us! ...he's standing right behind me isn't he?This episode contains profanity, violence, icky noises, b...
Episode 3- Witchful Thinking
Who would win? Several witches with the dark arts on their side, or a lizard that speaks a little spanish?This episode contains profanity, violence, icky noises, body horror, references to drug/alcohol use, and sexual content.
Episode 4- Splitter Critters
Did you know the name Jeremy comes from the Hebrew name “Jeremiah” and means “God will lift up”? I bet you didn’t. If only historians had found the next part of the meaning: “and then throw him.” Maybe he would have had a better warning about w...
Episode 5- El Goopacabra
Jack has an upset tummy and it's up to the gang to chase down his trauma baby before it gets away... what even is this podcast...This episode contains icky noises, body horror, sexual content, profanity, violence, and references to...
Episode 6- The Dump of Destiny
It's time for some answers! You know what that means! It's the DM's favorite episode because he finally gets to talk 20x more than everyone else!This episode contains sexual content, profanity, violence, and references to drug/alco...
Episode 7- Deserter? I Hardly Know Her
The gang starts their first job from the bulletin... which happens to involve hunting a fellow Terran...This episode Contains: Profanity, Sexual Content, Reference to Drug/Alcohol Use, Violence, and crime.
Episode 8- Bone or Be Boned
The gang finds themselves in their first real dungeon. Where they pull levers and bone. This episode contains profanity, sexual content, reference to drug and alcohol use, violence, lizard sexism, and a freaky DM.
Episode 9- A Very Horny Lizard
After finding the Terran deserter, the gang is surprised by a bounty hunter that's after the same score as them...Content Warning: Profanity, Violence, Reference to Gore, Sexual Content, Reference to Drug/Alcohol Use and Slander Against ...
Episode 10- Total Drama (floating) Island
In the aftermath of their battle with Danielle, the gang works through their groups rising tensions...This episode contains: Profanity, Reference to Alcohol/Drug Use, Sexual Content, and Violence.
Episode 11- Crickets, But It's Not Crickets
The gang get's to work preparing for the play, knowing that they will have to face off against assassins trying to stop it... This episode contains: Profanity, Sexual Content, Reference to Drugs/Alcohol, and Violence.
Episode 12- The Rat and His Soup
As Jack takes the stage disguised as Diamond Crystal, the rest of the gang must prevent a gangsters assassins from killing him... This episode contains: Sexual Content, Profanity, Graphic Content, Violence, Reference to Drug/Alcohol...
Episode 13- Pimping and Purchases
The gang makes some interesting moral decisions then goes shopping.This episode contains: profanity, sexual content, violence, thievery, crime, reference to pissing one's pants from laughing too hard, and pimping out a lizard temporarily...
Episode 14- Books and Crook
This episode contains, profanity, sexual content, violence, reference to drug/alcohol use, depictions of panic attacks and mental illness, and depictions of stealing a magic book from a magic library.The gang goes to the library hoping t...
Episode 15- Talk Critter To Me
After arriving at a hotel for the night, tensions of a different kind rise within the group dramatically… Meanwhile, plans began being made about breaking into the King’s Palace.This episode contains: Sexual Content, Reference to Drug/A...
Episode 16- Crittercal Planning
The gang talks over their plans to break into the King's Palace, while gathering supplies to do so, they witness some holy shit.This episode contains profanity, sexual content, reference to drug/alcohol use, other shit that is for adults...
Episode 17- Dan Get's Harassed By The Police
Raz, Gale, Stessica and Jeremy meet an interesting alchemist while Dan and Samuel come into conflict with the Captain of the Guard. Meanwhile, Jack is visited by a mysterious goddess... This episode contains: Profanity, Sexual Conte...
Episode 18- NOT Lying By The Fire
After fleeing the city to regroup, the gang takes the night to recoup. But their rest is interrupted by an unexpected visitor... This episode contains: Violence, Sexual Content, Profanity, Reference to Drug/Alcohol Use, and it does ...
Episode 19- Having Fun Storming the Castle
The group decides to break into the King's Palace before the ball, and begins executing their plan... chaos ensues rather quickly...This episode contains: Violence, Profanity, Sexual Content, Crude Humor, Reference to Drug/Alcohol Use
Episode 20- The Foxy Fellow
A game of critter and fox takes place in the palace. Meanwhile, Jack, Raz, and Jeremy lead a chase through the streets of Pinehill.This episode contains body horror, horror, gross noises, violence, profanity, sexual content, descriptions...
Episode 21- If You Dance With The Devil...
Samuel makes a daring escape, meanwhile Raz descends into the depths in an attempt to save Jack.This episode contains: Scenes of horror, body horror, gross noises, profanity, violence, sexual content, reference to drug alcohol use and bo...
Episode 22- ...You'll Never Dance Again
Tensions rise as Killian reveals the reasons behind his interest in Gale. Meanwhile, Dan goes on a special mission for Annand... This episode contains: Violence, Gore, Body Horror, Profanity, Sexual Content, and Reference to drug/al...
Episode 23- With All We Have Left
Everyone in the group does gives everything to try and escape their pursuers. Except for Dan. He just f*cking dies. This episode contains profanity, sexual content, violence, body horror, reference to drug/alcohol use and butt cheek...