Creme World
Comedian and host Creme Brulee actively trying to figure out what their podcast is gonna be.
Episodes
54 episodes
a podcast about podcasts aka THE 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECTACULAR
Holy f**** we did it. Today I take my victory lap around the losers who said Creme couldn't make a podcast. They said I couldn't post consistently for a year, that I would never have cool episode concepts. Well, where are those losers now??? Oh...
America is built on bad consent; discussing the Cornell 7 - with Kelly King
Cw: sexual assault and associated conversations.Today I'm talking about the Cornell 7 case with my partner. We examine our relationship with the concept of consent and how that frames the way we've perceived the national conversation abo...
Raven Symoné, Nikole Hannah-Jones & the plight of 'YNs' - with Xaii Kuu
On dis episode we do a lot. There's a conversation about the Nikole Hannah-Jones article that's been viral this week. We talk about the politicization of 'YN'. We talk about if Everybody Hates Chris is blaxploitation. Really a beautiful black e...
delicious ed sheeran tears
get in loser we're making fun of teddy sheeran. its the thing everyone is talking about so why not me !? ok for real i wanted to do this one because i haven't always been super clear about where i stand on the genocide in gaza nor have i talked...
Are we allowed to still like Obama? & Should Fat Joe say n*gga? - with Xaii Kuu
Sup. It's the first time me and Xaii have kicked it in like a month so we start with some life updates headlined by Xaii's foray into the world of...insurance. Then we do socialism, Obama, electoral politics and of course the fat joe discourse....
am I...Choosin' Texas? listening to the top 20 songs in America (Ella Langley, Olivia Rodrigo, etc)
Yes. Happy Fall. It's your quarterly music yap session brought to you (not sponsored) by the Billboard Hot 100. This week I'm telling jokes at a music festival so I preview Bumbershoot 2026 a lil before getting into the main event - the top 20 ...
American 7/11s are obsolete: observations from my first trip to Europe
Hola (ok done with that) I went to Spain and Norway and I'm gonna talk about it. I also explain why I went to Israel when I was 18 and immediately regret it on air. Hm. Ok please subscribe/follow the podcast on your platform & follow me on ...
NBA YoungBoy to Drake: Ranking the 100 Most Streamed Rappers w/Xaii Kuu | 60-1
It's the FINALE. Xaii and I are back to finish talking through and tiering the 100 most streamed rappers. This was an extremely fun exercise that took us much longer than we planned but that was kind of inevitable. If you're new please ch...
Blueface to Pusha T: Ranking the 100 Most Streamed Rappers w/ Xaii Kuu | 100–60
It's our mfin superbowl chat. In part one of this two part epic Xaii and I comb through a list of the 100 most streamed rappers and put them all into tiers. We fight, we laugh, talking about hiphop is kinda all we like doing tbh. I mean sure ra...
Iran is hacking our water, Hank Green lied to us & I'm having nightmares
Welcome back to Creme World after dark. I took a nap before this one and I think that's why I can't stay on a given topic for more than 5 minutes. Join me as we discuss dreams, content creators and as usual AI. Disclaimer I tried my hardest not...
RUBBERZ & Spend Dat: a summer of scamming - with Xaii Kuu
OOPS we did another ai anxiety episode. Hop in the whip as we talk through two of the hottest songs of the summer and their potential implications. Also Xaii said some crazy stuff on facebook as you can imagine. Please subscribe or follow the p...
The summer I got paid to be Spiderman, and everything else I've ever done for money
You read that right, I'm verbally explaining my resume. Imagine you are the interviewer and I the interviewee. Will you hire me? How long did I work as a professional birthday party spiderman? You gotta listen baybeeeeee. Subscribe to the show ...
Are streamers ever going to get real jobs? (The 48 laws of power) - with Xaii Kuu
Apologies for the cuts our call dropped a few times during our lil chat but alas. This week we talk about ishowspeed performing(?) at the world cup and if that means he and his peers are headed towards more traditional avenues of success. I als...
Sony announced our childhood is over, Xaii blames Fortnite. It's a video game episode. - with Xaii Kuu
Sup nerds. This episode includes us admonishing capitalism whilst actively participating in it. We talk fast fashion, video games and how they both relate to Playboi Carti? This one was a freestyle, tap in and please subscribe and leave a like ...
10 things that turn 10 this year (Lemonade, Pokémon Go, Harambe, etc)
We're getting OLD. Welcome back to the podcast. This week I'm diving into to the year 2016 to remember all the things that feel like they happened in another lifetime. Frank Ocean's Blonde, Hoverboards, VINE. Simpler times. If you enjoy the sho...
Washing your hands is performative, everyone online is a bot & I fixed Instagram
Hey f-slurs it's another episode. This week I'm giving you my hottest current takes about sanitation and the internet. Then I lay out my platform on how we're gonna get instagram to feel like 2012 again. Don't ever miss an episode, I'll find yo...
Our moms spoke in tongues and it scared us. Religion, Conspiracy Theories & Antisemitism in the black community - with Xaii Kuu
Xaii and I discovered that we both had similar upbringings in the church and that led us in a lot of directions. A classic black adhd episode. We talked leaving the church, going on 4chan as teenagers, the relationship between black people and ...
The only way to stop white supremacy is...segregation? with Xaii Kuu
This week we talk a bunch about Xaii's newfound friendship with 'Chatty G' and then he lays out a radical way to protect black people from white people. It's segregation, you already read the title. Please subscribe to and rate the podcast wher...
I think moving to Portland made me gay
Happy Pride. Creme Bru-F***** here to talk about I figured out I was queer/nonbinary. I lead by talking about some shows I did this weekend followed by a rousing speech on artistic endurance. This one is pretty revealing but that's what Pride i...
I got arrested by homeland security & Xaii met the mayor of Portland; our origin story.
Everything in the title is true btw. It's finally here. Because of the universe aligning in a beautiful way Xaii and I were finally able to record a show together and so we decided to fully dish all our lore. This is also largely about Portland...
Did Rachel Dolezal actually do anything wrong? A re-examination.
Helloooooo. Ok so obviously we are talking about my favorite white queen today, but before that I get lowkey emotional about being a parent. Real spill about my dad and what being a parent means to me and then we talk about what is objectively ...
Drake dropped 3 albums on purpose. We try and figure out why. - with Xaii Kuu
It's our superbowl. This podcast mostly exists to commentate on the long shadow of the Drake vs Kendrick beef and today we got the juiciest cut we've been served in several fortnights. Join us as we figure out how the 3 new Drake albums make us...
The time I crashed into a bus stop and the best books I've read this year
Kind of a bonus episode. Xai and I will be back tomorrow to talk about the 3 drake albums but I couldn't stand the idea of being late with the show so I recorded a podcast while driving down to a show in Vancouver, Wa. It's a lil stream of cons...
Taylor Swift, Future, Post Malone? The 30 best american songwriters of the past 30 years.
The New York Times named their top 30 living american songwriters and I took offense because they did not seek my input. Well, the failing new york times can't silence me any longer. I present my list of the top 30 living american songwriters (...
Megan Thee Stallion got cheated on, 2 former cheaters tell you why - with Xaii Kuu
Nba goofball Klay Thompson cheated on hall of fame baddie Megan Thee Stallion and two n-words with checkered pasts are here to smoke newports and yap about the patriarchy and how weird dudes online are. That's the whole hour, I actually think i...