Creme World
Comedian and host Creme Brulee actively trying to figure out what their podcast is gonna be.
Episodes
39 episodes
Washing your hands is performative, everyone online is a bot & I fixed Instagram
Hey f-slurs it's another episode. This week I'm giving you my hottest current takes about sanitation and the internet. Then I lay out my platform on how we're gonna get instagram to feel like 2012 again. Don't ever miss an episode, I'll find yo...
Our moms spoke in tongues and it scared us. Religion, Conspiracy Theories & Antisemitism in the black community - with Xaii Kuu
Xaii and I discovered that we both had similar upbringings in the church and that led us in a lot of directions. A classic black adhd episode. We talked leaving the church, going on 4chan as teenagers, the relationship between black people and ...
The only way to stop white supremacy is...segregation? with Xaii Kuu
This week we talk a bunch about Xaii's newfound friendship with 'Chatty G' and then he lays out a radical way to protect black people from white people. It's segregation, you already read the title. Please subscribe to and rate the podcast wher...
I think moving to Portland made me gay
Happy Pride. Creme Bru-F***** here to talk about I figured out I was queer/nonbinary. I lead by talking about some shows I did this weekend followed by a rousing speech on artistic endurance. This one is pretty revealing but that's what Pride i...
I got arrested by homeland security & Xaii met the mayor of Portland; our origin story.
Everything in the title is true btw. It's finally here. Because of the universe aligning in a beautiful way Xaii and I were finally able to record a show together and so we decided to fully dish all our lore. This is also largely about Portland...
Did Rachel Dolezal actually do anything wrong? A re-examination.
Helloooooo. Ok so obviously we are talking about my favorite white queen today, but before that I get lowkey emotional about being a parent. Real spill about my dad and what being a parent means to me and then we talk about what is objectively ...
Drake dropped 3 albums on purpose. We try and figure out why. - with Xaii Kuu
It's our superbowl. This podcast mostly exists to commentate on the long shadow of the Drake vs Kendrick beef and today we got the juiciest cut we've been served in several fortnights. Join us as we figure out how the 3 new Drake albums make us...
A drunk driving story and the best books I've read this year
Kind of a bonus episode. Xai and I will be back tomorrow to talk about the 3 drake albums but I couldn't stand the idea of being late with the show so I recorded a podcast while driving down to a show in Vancouver, Wa. It's a lil stream of cons...
Taylor Swift, Future, Post Malone? The 30 best american songwriters of the past 30 years.
The New York Times named their top 30 living american songwriters and I took offense because they did not seek my input. Well, the failing new york times can't silence me any longer. I present my list of the top 30 living american songwriters (...
Megan Thee Stallion got cheated on, 2 former cheaters tell you why - with Xaii Kuu
Nba goofball Klay Thompson cheated on hall of fame baddie Megan Thee Stallion and two n-words with checkered pasts are here to smoke newports and yap about the patriarchy and how weird dudes online are. That's the whole hour, I actually think i...
Behind The Jokes - One Week With A Comedian (me)
I brought my laptop and mic out for a full week on the Seattle comedy circuit and hit five rooms, recording the sets and then jumping in my car to give unfiltered, immediate notes on what happened while it was still fresh.Across ...
Every Drug We’ve Taken, Ranked with Xaii Kuu
Happy 4/20. In honor of the high holiday we relive our youths and recount our experiences with every drug we’ve had the pleasure of taking. Guess which one of us took Mescaline. Yeah you nailed it, but this is still worth a listen because someh...
The Onlyfansification of Instagram + explaining ‘you the birthday’ to white people
It’s the podcast Chanel for the podcast Van Cleef for the podcast. Hey it’s the new episode. Chatting some various TikTok microdramas & cyberbullying at large. Then I talk about the way onlyfans has changed my experience on instagram and so...
You kidnapped GUCCI MANE? + Who's the corniest rapper J. Cole or LaRussell? with Xaii Kuu
Hey hot stuff it's another episode of Creme World. This week Xaii is back to talk about the unrelenting stupid story of Pooh Shiesty kidnapping Gucci Mane. Then it's J Cole vs LaRussel in the corny n-word olympics. Maybe other stuff too, idk hi...
Spring musings (One Battle After Another, New Kanye Album, Taco Bell nostalgia & Florida review)
This ones for the real heads, that's right it's a classic 'talking' episode. Strap in as I walk you through all the thoughts I had on my spring break trip to Florida. The full spectrum of media is addressed. Film, TV, music and I even reference...
Does artistic authenticity equate to good art? with Xaii Kuu
Xaii didn't get to make fun of Jack Harlow so obviously.. We also use that topic as a jumping off point to talk about artists who are authentic vs "culture vultures" and how it is some culture vultures make great art and some "authentic" artist...
Me, Jack Harlow & Racial Dysphoria + Love is Blind and My Disney Chanel Mount Rushmore
Jack Harlow is not the guest btw. But he does have a new album and said some things that got people upset (RACIALLY). I also give my final thoughts on love is blind season 10 and drop my mount rushmore of Disney Chanel stars. If you're in your ...
T.I. vs 50 cent & Catholics vs Atlanta with Xaii Kuu
It's an oops all Atlanta episode lowkey. We talk the recent kinda rap kinda instagram beef between TI and 50 cent then Luke Kornet (derogatory) vs the Atlanta Hawks. Then we spin the block on the BAFTA situation because surprisingly we still ha...
Baby Keem, Charli xcx & all my favorite music of 2026 (so far)
It's a music episode dagummit. I'm talking Baby Keem, Charli xcx, Joji, Don Toliver, Charlotte Day Wilson & MORE. SEND ME SONGS. LISTEN TO THESE SONGS. Ok love you please leave a like and rating and allat.
The best of black culture a.k.a the Blicky awards.
WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL BLICKYS. TONIGHT WE WILL BE HANDING OUT SOME VERY SPECIAL AWARDS INCLUDING BEST BLACK MOVIE, BEST TRIUMPH OVER WHITE PEOPLE & BEST SLANG. PLEASE PUT ON A SUIT OR EVENING DRESS BEFORE LISTENING. HAPPY BLACK HISTOR...
Obama said aliens exist, is he thirsty for attention? + The house n***** debate & Love is Blind
Happy Black History Month. I mostly talk about black people stuff before diving into the newest season of the most prestigious reality show dynasty of our time; Love is Blind. It probably won't make the black history archives but it's contribut...
Jay-Z in the Epstein files + ICE is somehow black peoples fault - with Xaii Kuu
Your classic me and Xaii Y A P P I N G. If you don't like that then LEAVE. JK we do tackle some heavier things after explaining the balloon popping videos to white peoples. Please subscribe to the show and like the show if you enjoy the show. F...
Kanye Apologized (again)
Should you take it seriously? Did chatgpt write it? Did he even need to apologize? Ok obviously yes but the rest of the questions will only be answered if you dare to listen. Also some yapping about teenagers on the train and why instagram soci...
Ranking the 2016 XXL Freshman Class with Xaii Kuu
It's still 2016 week somehow. Idk it's been 10 years since what is considered by many to be the last great xxl freshman class, so we're here to reevaluate the first decade of their respective careers. We also fit in some Sinners & Kai Cenat...