No Country For Hot Girls
A weekly pop culture podcast hosted by Juliana Piskorz and Hannah Burles, born out of the world of Juliana Piskorz’s Substack “No Country For Hot Girls,” where conversations, cultural obsessions, and internet spirals first started taking shape.
Each week, the pair move between reliving the worst days of their lives, an unhealthy fixation on Liam Gallagher in Supersonic, and attempts to make sense of what is actually happening in pop culture right now, whether that is the life and work of David Hockney, why The Secret History is the best book ever written, or why all men are a bit gay.
That includes everything from Callum Turner’s wedding sunglasses and Bravo scandals to internet boyfriends, chaotic celebrity behaviour, and the kinds of cultural moments that feel both trivial and strangely significant.
Alongside the chaos, they share personal anecdotes from dating disasters to sobriety attempts, as well as the everyday absurdities of trying to be a functioning adult, like overthinking Pilates etiquette, being emotionally attached to Pinterest boards, and constantly questioning why any of this matters in the first place.
It is part group chat, part cultural commentary, and part ongoing conversation between two friends trying to make sense of the noise, usually while laughing through it.
Episodes
11 episodes
11. Love Island Lore, Honesty Box nostalgia & Why French Men Are Too Philosophical
The girls are girling, the Love Island boys are struggling, and we're living for the drama. This week we're diving into the best moments from the villa, reliving Jersey Shore's most chaotic era, mourning the smoking area, debating the UK social...
10. Honeymoon PDA, Social Media Bans & Birthday Drinks
This week is pure, beautiful chaos.With Hannah away on set, Juliana is joined by returning favourite Florence Armstrong and stylist (and certified superfan) Gary David Moore for an episode fuelled by birthday drinks, zero preparation, an...
9. The Royal Wedding, Taylor Swift Rumours + Bimbo Stoicism Explained
This week on the No Country for Hot Girls podcast, we spiral through a very unhinged week of celebrity news, viral culture moments, and questionable life decisions.We break down the endless stream of celebrity weddings dominating the int...
8. Hangovers, WAG Nostalgia & a Cursed Horse Race Prediction
This week on No Country for Hot Girls, we are recording in peak post-weekend condition: mildly regretful, highly caffeinated, and emotionally unstable in a very productive way. Expect hangover confessions, chaotic public transport decision-maki...
7. Reunion Day, Heatwave Delirium & The Worst Day of Our Lives
This week on No Country for Hot Girls, it’s finally Reunion Day.After weeks of build-up, speculation and emotional investment, we’re gathering with fellow Bravo obsessives to watch the Summer House reunion and, naturally, treating...
6. Keeping up with the Kartel
Hello. You’ve reached No Country for Hot Girls. We can’t come to the phone right now because we’re busy turning minor observations into full-scale investigations.This week: heatwave behaviour, the politics of complaining, why living in L...
5. ADHD Meds, Birkin Bags and the Podcast that almost never was
You may notice this week’s episode sounds slightly different.That is because shortly after recording, we discovered the entire thing had been blanketed by what I can only describe as deafening white noise. What followed was 48 hours of p...
4. Harry Potter Reboot, No Thanks
This week on Country for Hot Girls we attempt to recover from a cursed podcast recording fiasco (RIP to the lost Romantasy segment), and instead spiral into: wedding plus-one politics, Lena Dunham and Adam Driver lore, the aggressively unnecess...
3. Met Gala Controversy, Zoe Kravitz's engagement and bad broccoli jokes
It’s episode three and Hannah’s back (phew)! We’re debriefing bank holiday carnage, hot Pilates bodily fluids, and the ongoing battle between sobriety and two bottles of natural wine.We spiral through Met Gala discourse, billionaire chao...
2. Nineties Nostalgia and Milan Misadventures
Riding solo today Juliana is talking getting wasted at Milan Design Week, our cultural obsession with the nineties and the new phenomenon of the Airspace Man. You’ll find him in your local natural wine bar, scrolling the Modern House and talkin...
1. Scamanda Chaos, Bieberchella & Olivia Rodrigo’s Heartbreak Era
It’s our very first episode! We’re getting into the Scamanda drama taking over the Bravosphere, the chaos of Bieberchella, and Olivia Rodrigo’s ongoing heartbreak saga. It’s pop culture, opinions, and plenty of unfiltered waffle.Read abo...