LegendLark
LegendLark is a comedy actual play podcast with a detailed original setting, lots of stupid jokes, a mystery or two, and some fumbling attempts at heroism. Join us for the Dames & Dragons campaign as our cast of teen Guardians protect their Goddess from monsters, traps, social awkwardness, bread mold, and murderous ancient deities—among other things. Updates every other Thursday!
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How to Play Dungeons and Dragons
This episode is a comedic primer to teach you as much about playing D&D as you'll need to understand our podcast. It can also help you in getting started on learning to play your personal D&D campaign! Sophia tries to punch the sun, Noe...
Dames & Dragons 01. Festival of Lights (Part 1)
During our first episode, we're introduced to our heroes, the Guardians of the Goddess. Corbin, of the Crow Clan, has birthday tacos. Laika, of the Wolf Clan, out-hugs a master. Fra'Nika, of the Deer Clan, would like to go back to sleep. Togeth...
Dames & Dragons 02. Festival of Lights (Part 2)
Sometimes in life, you and your friends just have to make a mortal flesh tower to get through the day. As the Trials continue, Corbin has an unfortunate encounter with a watery grave, disappears from existence, and acquires a nemesis for life--...
Dames & Dragons 03. Festival of Lights (Part 3)
The Guardians face their toughest challenge yet: a octa-- pentag--HEXAGONAL room. Laika continues her quest to understand human culture through Corbin, who isn't quite sure what a human is, while Fran struggles not to vomit. Meanwhile, they tak...
Dames & Dragons 04. Festival of Lights (Part 4)
The Goddess has a quest for our guardians, and a great mystery begins to slowly take form. New enemies must be defeated: Shawn, Shane, Lampshade, and, most importantly--bread mold. Laika goes on a ghostly stealth mission, Fran laughs, and Corbi...
Dames & Dragons 05. Festival of Lights (Part 5)
Following a trail of clues that seem to reveal more questions than answers, the Guardians investigate the Undertemple and prepare for the Festival of Lights. In the meantime, Fran impersonates a police officer, Laika dreams about that banister ...
Dames & Dragons 06. Festival of Lights (Part 6)
As their quest to find the shade-y perpetrators continues, the Guardians go to the one place they know they'll be able to find reliable information, the beefcake barracks. Wait, no. The raging pop punk party in the hallway outside their bedroom...
Dames & Dragons 07. Festival of Lights (Part 7)
As the old saying goes: when life gives you a bathroom, turn it into a devastating hole in the floor. This week on Dames and Dragons, the Guardians check on their party friends, lie to another attendant, and seek help from the Greater Beasts. F...
Dames & Dragons 08. Festival of Lights (Part 8)
The waterfall cave presents more challenges than expected, Fran finds an unwelcome clue, and protecting the Goddess gets more confusing than ever. Also, the cast perpetually forgets whether they're dealing in Kaitlins or feet.
Dames & Dragons Bonus Episode: Q and A 1
In this incredible bonus episode, the Dames discuss character creation, pop culture influences, dump jokes, snacks, favorite moments, and dogs. Thanks for the Q's, everyone!!!! Now, take a peaceful fall into the audio A-hole.
Dames & Dragons Arc 1 Recap: Festival of Lights
Welcome to Recap News, where we boldly attempt to compress 9 hours of game-play into a 20 minute recap episode. This recap is ideal for the listener who wants to skip ahead in the story, the listener who just wants a refresher, and the listener...
Dames & Dragons 09. Festival of Lights (Part 9)
At long last, Fran, Laika, and Corbin come face to face with the faceless one. Time runs short as they scramble to piece together scraps of evidence. The Goddess assures them that everything will be fine, and the Festival of Lights is indeed im...
Dames & Dragons 10. Into Avelis (Part 1)
Well, guys, the Guardians are totally dead now. Wait, no. Just Laika is dead. Or was it the Goddess? No, no, no... Fran and Corbin. That's it. But, wait. Anyway, tune in for the first episode of Arc 2, wherein there are dust storms, beaches, la...
Dames & Dragons 11. Into Avelis (Part 2)
Fran and Corbin astral project out of the afterlife and into some interesting new friendships. Laika makes a difficult choice, a difficult meal, and a difficult journey. Survivors of Estra seem to be unlucky as a rule.
Dames & Dragons 12. Into Avelis (Part 3) ft. Hannah Culbert
In the middle of a desert, oases and marketplaces alike are unlikely. Laika haggles for food and meets a new friend whilst Corbin and Fran sell their spoils. And even now, far from home, an ancient darkness rears its head.Check out Hann...
Dames & Dragons 13. Into Avelis (Part 4) ft. Hannah Culbert
Fran causes problems, Laika seeks information, and Corbin handles everything with the kind of finesse we've come to expect. They meet Dashing Dawson, a slick merchant with a beautiful donkey. They say goodbye to friends. They make a plan.
Dames & Dragons 14. Into Avelis (Part 5)
The Guardians fight a Dracolich, take a rest, and arrive in Danmar. Fran comes to a tenuous understanding and finds a home while Laika and Corbin become hardened criminals.
Dames & Dragons 15. Into Avelis (Part 6)
The city of Danmar: a place dripping with clues about our story, wonders of architecture, and incredibly embittered staff members... The Guardians speak with the professors from Madria, at long last, and then discuss going their separate ways.<...
Dames & Dragons 16. Into Avelis (Part 7)
Our Guardians discover ever more confusing details about the life of the Goddess, arrive at Fang Lake, and fight for their right to big swords. Most memorable of all, Mashing Mawson and his Meal Monkey return.
Dames & Dragons 17. Into Avelis (Part 8)
Dreams, woods, and the infinite library. The Guardians and the Goddess trek toward the Tower of Wivvel, seeking to learn the common tongue of Avelis. They come upon a small town, solve a riddle, and each forget something important.
Dames & Dragons 18. Into Avelis (Part 9)
Laika and Corbin give chase to the dark divine presence in the tower while Fran and the Goddess do damage control. Then, our adventurers press onward down the road toward new possibilities, puzzles, pursuits, and poop jokes.
Dames & Dragons 19. Into Avelis (Part 10)
Hypothetically speaking, if the Guardians were to survive the waterfall, then this episode would include an arrival at the Temple of Iol, a primer on Tiefling history, an encounter with Dashing Dawson, and a funeral.
Dames & Dragons 20. Into Avelis (Part 11)
The Guardians are climbing a mountain. Why are they climbing a mountain? To find Torva's Jaw. To steal...from that jaw. To protect sweet, wonderful Maeri. To envelop that Maeri (in the Torva-proof cloak.)
Dames & Dragons 21. Into Avelis (Part 12)
Torva's Jaw, Torva's Jaw, what horrors await in Torva's Jaw? Corbin briefly becomes a charity case, Fran briefly becomes an incorporeal spy, and Laika remains obsessed with every sword she sees, forever. Our Guardians and Maeri infiltrate the l...