Rock Meadows - A retirement home for rock stars who never learned how to behave.
What happens when 50 years of ego, addiction, money, and fame all end up in the same retirement home?
Rock Meadows is a dark comedy audio series about aging rock stars forced to live under one roof—and still acting like they’re on stage.
There are no rules. No filters. And no family visitation. Ever.
It’s loud, profane, and built for classic rock fans who don’t want something safe or sanitized. Think old-time radio… with a rock and roll mouth.
Created independently over 18 months by a 63-year-old picture framer, Rock Meadows brings together a full cast of characters who should have retired years ago—but didn’t.
Suites starting at $49 million.
No family visitation. Ever.
Welcome to Rock Meadows.
Rock Hard. Rest Easy.
Episodes
9 episodes
Episode 8 - The MIddle of the End
As Rock Meadows teeters on the edge of anarchy, accusations fly, tempers explode, and Gene turns the chaos into the biggest business opportunity of his life. Meanwhile, Phil Collins may be far more dangerous than anyone realizes.
Episode 7 - The Beginning of the End
Egos explode, tempers flare, and William loses more control of Rock Meadows as the residents descend deeper into chaos. The sudden arrival of Don Henley causes a shocking departure. Elsewhere, the Starchild shares a deeply disturbing dream that...
Episode 6 - I Can't Do This Anymore
Rock Meadows is a full-cast audio drama about a luxury retirement home built exclusively for aging rock stars.In Episode 6, the Rock Meadows selection committee spirals into chaos as Joan Jett arrives to Gene's dismay. Elsew...
Episode 5 - The Inmates are Running the Aslyum
Rock Meadows Episode 5 — The Inmates are Running the Asylum William never gave much thought to this whole idea, and now it's showing.It's become a full-scale disaster.For the second straight week they're paid a ...
Episode 4 - Nothing to See Here
The doors are open, and apparently that was the easy part.The committee is running the show, the residents are fighting and the staff is barely holding it together.As the chaos escalates and the injuries start to mount, Rock Meado...
Episode 3 - Shut Up and Swing
Rock Meadows is officially open—and things are already out of control.What started as a simple plan to avoid work has turned into a complete disaster. The residents are arriving, the staff is clueless, and the rules? What rules?Wh...
Episode 2 - It Doesn't Have to Work
When William learns the business doesn’t have to succeed, the plan shifts from survival to exploitation—and things escalate fast.
