Dream Cheesers
Join 3 mates as they delve into the ridiculous, the absurd and the hilarious.
Episodes
28 episodes
Ep 28 A Rotten Butt Nut
This week, Emma investigates the wonderfully ridiculous sea coconut, nature's answer to a human backside, dives into the world of invisible ink, and uncovers the mysterious historical illness known as Green Sickness. We take a nostalgic detour ...
Ep 27 All Chaps are Assless
The DCP format has officially collapsed into chaos. Em uncovers the terrifying truth that wombats are both perfect and somehow capable of killing animals by twerking. Günter launches a full-scale attack on the English language and Billie contin...
Ep 26 Butt Baby
Our first-ever guest joins the chaos as Hamish shares his Confest experience (brace yourself), Billie unpacks the gender bias behind “reference man,” and we somehow end up debating whether insects deserve legal rights — and why flies are long o...
Ep 25 NASA Fart Balloon
Emma asks the all-important question: who does the mysterious silver fist actually belong to? and investigates the deeply suspicious smell coming from the Artemis II capsule. We question the increasingly strange procedures being used to c...
Ep 24 Looney Tunes Mode
In this episode, Billie finally opens up about her empathy for inanimate objects, Günter sends AI straight into Looney Tunes mode, and Emma investigates a raccoon that fell off the wagon and went completely rogue.⚠️ Content warning: con...
Ep 23 Prosthetic Buttholes and Bad Ideas
New Episode! Emma discusses the logistical nightmare an aerialist with diarrhoea and discuss the surprisingly strange world of prosthetic buttholes and merkins. We meet the red-eared slider turtle with sexy spirit fingers, Günter unveils his la...
Ep 22 Thou Shalt Be Pure of Sound
Emma takes a dive into history and explores the seed bank conundrum during the Siege of Leningrad, we ask the absolutely unhinged question "would you drink bear poo beer?", and Günter investigates the enduring mystery of where all the ...
Ep 21 The Dealt it Rule
Emma casually explains why she locked teenagers in a glass room during a party, Gunter bends everyone’s minds with the mathematics from his Blue Book and somehow links it all to Tanular Logic, and Billie confidently — and incorrectly — mislabel...
Ep 20 Goon of Fortune
We fantasise about living in a bouncy-castle house, Em admits to a deeply unsettling fascination with killing flies, we (purely hypothetically) analyse how hard it would be to become a cocaine smuggler, spiral into biodegradable end-of-life pla...
Ep 19 The Screams of Apples
Emma spends an alarming amount of time at a park toilet, we unpack the pros and pitfalls of using AI as a mental health support tool, we debate the track list for 'Dream Cheesers the Album', and Günter puts Billie and Emma through a psychopath ...
Ep 18 Cake or Cloaca
We continue our ongoing obsession with cloacas, Em explores the Peter Pan of the amphibian world and uncovers a potential new career path as the fall person for awkward room-clearing moments, Gunter delivers the unforgettable concept of whale f...
Ep 17 The Silent P
Emma discusses listener Kate’s quest to find a viral cookie, we spiral into the deeply unsettling question of whether it’s ethical to freeze animals in space, Gunter scats about scat, and Billie quietly edits out an extremely embarrassing faux ...
Ep 16 The Waffle Stomp
Em discusses the legality of a homemade cheese factory and asks the very important question: how do you hide the cow? We bravely explore the deeply unsettling concept of the “waffle stomp,” Gunter and AI break up… again, and Billie tracks down ...
Ep 15 The Reindeer Flavoured Cheese Podcast of Your Dreams
🎄 Christmas Episode — and the final one for this season!Emma investigates the medical miracles of the Home Alone movies and asks the important historical question: was peasant life actually better than we think? Billie explores the...
Ep 14 F**k Ape and the Boot Kicker Man
Emma dives into the local mysteries of F**k Ape and the ominous Boot Kicker Man, we relive Hamish’s heroic (and slightly concerning) hotdog-eating competition, try Spam live on air with very mixed reactions, and unpack Günter’s intriguingly que...
Ep 13 Canned Tongue
Günter sends Billie and Emma into an existential spiral with an anti-space discussion, Emma dives into the time tomatoes were considered deadly, all capped off with information about hyena births that absolutely did not need to be shared.
Ep 12 Scrotox and Boobies
This week we tackle the delicate art of dealing with low-hanging balls, deep-dive into the legend of Barabella, play a round of “Who Said That?” featuring shockingly misogynistic quotes, and pitch our groundbreaking new TV show: Poo.S.I.
Ep 11 Post Pubescent Panacea
Emma recounts her concerning gym encounter after an eyebrow-dye disaster, we question whether Fozzie Bear and Delta Goodrem secretly had a love-child, and weigh up the pros and cons of man-made defibrillators.⚠️ Content warning: cont...
Ep 10 Just F'n Light It
Emma investigates the bizarre reasons for worker absences in ancient Egypt, we debate whether Spock was TV’s first positive neurodivergent icon, and Günter drops a surprisingly deep philosophical question. Plus, we uncover Emma’s uncanny 1950s ...
Ep 9 Tabular Modis
The podcast finally goes live. There's Mohs Hardness Scale, Günter’s crispy KFC confession and Emma finally reaches enlightenment, but it's not what she expected - it’s everything you didn’t need to know.⚠️ Content warning: strong langua...
Ep 8 Depending on the T-Shirt
A mini ep that looks back on past chaos. Emma insults Star Wars fans, Billie insults Queensland and Gunter riffs on Flight of the Conchords - proving we are Melbourne’s fourth most popular trio of friends with a cheese podcast.<...
Ep 7 A Memory Stick in the Handbag of Life
This week we question why are farts so funny, what’s with Billie’s dream of plugged-in people and what's the next evolution of love? You know all the important stuff!⚠️ Content warning: strong language, adult themes, and things you don’t wa...
Ep 6 A Cult Needs Wifi
Embarrassing gaming confessions, Tanular Logic made simple, and the sweet taste of nostalgia — cringe, chaos, and childhood trauma included.⚠️ Content warning: explicit language and adult shenanigans. Listen at your own risk.
