Officially Unofficially

We banished JORHDYS' pet peeves 😤 Officially Unofficially #30

Jorhdys' links below!We went back to Room 101 - this time with Jorhdys! We also chat about lobbies, crustaceans and Cole's lovely grandma.Please rate 5* and leave a comment - we read them all! <3Check Jorhdys...

May 14, 2026 • Episode 30 • 1:11:39

We Fixed EVERY Sport 🤽 Officially Unofficially #29

Football, american football, cricket and basketball are SO old-fashioned. So we put our minds together and made some OBJECTIVELY CLEAR improvements for them all! We also discuss hide-and-seek, broken thumbs, and Stumpy's...

May 06, 2026 • Episode 29 • 1:04:25

We Entered Room 101 w/ JOHNNYBOI_I!

Chalked Cast's very own Johnnyboi_i is our second guest (after CJCJ), and the Rocket League and RLCS didn't hold back banishing his biggest frustrations to the Room 101 scrapheap. We discuss household annoyances, British weather and...

April 29, 2026 • Episode 28 • 1:03:31

We Answered MORE Controversial Reddit Posts 🤓 Officially Unofficially #27

You LOVED our last Reddit AITA chat, so we thought we'd do it again. We also discuss stag dos, dog ownership and the pleasure of being introverted.Please rate 5 stars and post a comment - we really do read them all <3

April 22, 2026 • Episode 27 • 1:10:14

We got to Third Base ⚾ Officially Unofficially #26

**WHEN WE SAID AARON RODGERS WE MEANT AARON HERNANDEZ**Batter up! We're taking the viral 9-9-9 challenge this week to see if we can drink just over a pint in...three hours? And like, a hotdog and a half?! Blimey America, I thought you gu...

April 15, 2026 • 1:19:33

We Ranked Every WORLD CUP Song (and reacted to Jelly Roll's Lighter!) ⚽ Officially Unofficially #25

The World Cup 2026 is just around the corner, so we've rated every World Cup song, from Waka Waka to Wavin' Flag to good old Il Divo. We also discuss Plan B, World Cup memories and why Cole's dad will beat up Stumpy's dad once he fi...

April 08, 2026 • Episode 25 • 1:09:02

We Had to Change Football Teams 🤢 Officially Unofficially #24

Ipswich Town is now Reform FC - poor Cole. In this deeper-than-usual episode we discuss Farage-gate at Deportman Road, who's the wokest and, like, actual real conversation topics. We'd love to hear your thoughts on any o...

April 01, 2026 • Episode 24 • 1:13:10

We Got Phished 🐟 Officially Unofficially #23

Turns out clicking email links is BAD. Learn how we got phished and what YOU should avoid in today's ep! We also discuss holidays in Ireland, ideal plate colours, and why Cole's beloved Ipswich Town Football Club are racist now....

March 25, 2026 • Episode 23 • 1:07:49

We Joined a Jury 👩🏻‍⚖️ Officially Unofficially #22

This week we decide who's in the wrong in a segment NOT sponsored by the Guardian (but it could be *eyes*). We ALSO chat StumbleUpon, picking up coins and Stumpy's favourite Star War.PLEASE rate 5* if you enjoyed and post a c...

March 18, 2026 • Episode 22 • 1:03:05

We FINALLY touched! 🫂 Officially Unofficially #21

We met up in a STUDIO! In SHEFFIELD (yes it is a real place not just in Harry Potter). Crazy that in all the years of knowing each other we've never made physical contact, but that's post-2020 society for ya! Rate 5* and...

March 12, 2026 • 58:02

We answered Reddit's Most CONTROVERSIAL AITA 🥵 Officially Unofficially #20

It's a themed episode, a ruddy themed episode! This week we jump right into answering some of Reddit's most controversial questions - and discover the real asshole is the friends we made along the way. Rate 5*, post a co...

March 04, 2026 • Episode 20 • 1:09:54

We Learned Every Accent 👄 Officially Unofficially #19

In OU#19 we learn EVERY ACCENT IN THE WORLD...that's based between Plymouth, England and Scotland, Scotland. We also discuss odd socks, Premier League footballers, and why Pizza Hut are utter scum. Pizza pics: <...

February 25, 2026 • Episode 19 • 1:19:49

We Visited Memory Lane 💭 Officially Unofficially #18

This week's OU ends with THE craziest coincidence. Not even trolling, so stick about till the end for an insane twist.We also discuss emoji names, village halls and why hiball glasses are the WORST. Oh and here's the promised...

February 18, 2026 • Episode 18 • 1:01:51

We Entered a Slap Fight Competition 🤦 Officially Unofficially #17

In OU 17 we enter a Slap Fight AND Run It Straight competition - but do we win?! In between slaps we discuss finding cash, modern art and 2035's hottest new invention. PLEASE rate 5 stars and leave a comment if you enjoy...

February 11, 2026 • Episode 17 • 1:04:14

We Won Unlimited Chicken 🐔 Officially Unofficially #16

In OU 16, we win ALL the Popeye's chicken (...or DO we?!) We also choose a pizza slice (check the pics here: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/173024081916985345/1467854616371925043/image.png?ex=6983dfe3&is=69828e63&h...

February 04, 2026 • Episode 16 • 1:00:41

We Survived the Apocalypse 🧟 Officially Unofficially #15

Zombies are cool again - well maybe not, but that doesn't stop us using them for clickbait.In OU #15, we discuss surviving the apocalypse, scoring own goals, and why changing your bedding is the worst job in the world. Please...

January 28, 2026 • 1:03:43

We Compared BRITISH & AMERICAN Slang 🦅 Officially Unofficially #14

Waddup blokes, it's ya bois Cole and Stumpy with a yee-hawwing episode of Officially Unofficially. This week, we objectively rate who says it better: US or the UK. We also discuss podcast licenses, Bodger and Badger and whether Plut...

January 21, 2026 • Season 1 • Episode 14 • 1:09:05

We Visited the UK's STRANGEST Pub 🧃Officially Unofficially #13

UK pubs aren't all cheap beer and tax dodging. Sometimes, they have REALLY weird rules attached to them. We also discuss wedding fairs, Codenames and murderous trampolines. Give it a rating, leave us a comment <3 ...

January 14, 2026 • 1:04:53

We Chose Each Other's New Year's Resolutions 🎆 Officially Unofficially #12

We are BACK! With a New Year's day SPECIAL (bit late lol but what you gonna do). We ALSO discuss winter illness, driving in the snow (again) and why Cole is finally fashionable in the year 2026.We read all comments so please ...

January 07, 2026 • 1:06:30

We...forgot to record an episode 😬 Officially Unofficially #11.5

So we've been away over the last couple of weeks, but thankfully we recorded an episode in advance! ...sadly, turns out we should have recorded two. Whoops! In the meantime have a lil bitesized reminder of how funny we a...

December 11, 2025 • 12:14

We Joined a Queue ⏰ Officially Unofficially #11

In Officially Unofficially #11 we joined a queue - as only Brits can do! We also discuss diving into urine, ditching your train mates and why one Squid Games contestant is THE worst game show player EVER. We check all co...

December 03, 2025 • 1:03:49

We Went DOWN UNDA' w/ CJCJ! 🦘 Officially Unofficially #10

Australia isn't JUST for ex-convicts - although coincidentally, CJ's descendents did steal some bread. With our first EVER guest CJCJ, we also discuss getting lost in hotels, territory wars with your own dog, and how to make golf ju...

November 26, 2025 • 1:02:34

We RANKED your country 🌍 Officially Unofficially #9

We've been around the world and sampled the finest of meals from various countries. In Officially Unofficially #9 we discuss which nation is the BEST of the BEST when it comes to piping hot foodstuff.We also discuss bad Christmas presen...

November 19, 2025 • 1:03:50

We Cloned Tom Brady's Dog 🐶 Officially Unofficially #8

Tom Brady's only gone and got his dog cloned - and you'll never guess who he paid to hold the test tubed. It's Officially Unofficially #8! Where we also talk synesthesia, raising your own grandma and just what the deal is with...

November 12, 2025 • 56:53

We scared 6-7 children 🎃 Officially Unofficially #7

We're down with the kids as ever in Officially Unofficially #7 (SIIIX SEVEEEN)! As well as spooky Halloween fun, we discuss words of the year, fishing, and the ̶w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ North American regional of baseball....

November 05, 2025 • 53:06