We are BACK! With a New Year's day SPECIAL (bit late lol but what you gonna do). We ALSO discuss winter illness, driving in the snow (again) and why Cole is finally fashionable in the year 2026.We read all comments so please ...

So we've been away over the last couple of weeks, but thankfully we recorded an episode in advance! ...sadly, turns out we should have recorded two. Whoops! In the meantime have a lil bitesized reminder of how funny we a...

In Officially Unofficially #11 we joined a queue - as only Brits can do! We also discuss diving into urine, ditching your train mates and why one Squid Games contestant is THE worst game show player EVER. We check all co...

Australia isn't JUST for ex-convicts - although coincidentally, CJ's descendents did steal some bread. With our first EVER guest CJCJ, we also discuss getting lost in hotels, territory wars with your own dog, and how to make golf ju...

We've been around the world and sampled the finest of meals from various countries. In Officially Unofficially #9 we discuss which nation is the BEST of the BEST when it comes to piping hot foodstuff.We also discuss bad Christmas presen...

Tom Brady's only gone and got his dog cloned - and you'll never guess who he paid to hold the test tubed. It's Officially Unofficially #8! Where we also talk synesthesia,  raising your own grandma and just what the deal is with...

We're down with the kids as ever in Officially Unofficially #7 (SIIIX SEVEEEN)! As well as spooky Halloween fun, we discuss words of the year, fishing, and the  ̶w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ North American regional of baseball....

In Officially Unofficially #6 we discuss representing the three lions in (whisper it) a Rocket League event! We also talk working in pubs, terrible gigs and why our favourite ever England song talks about someone called "Old Nobby"?...

Welcome to a PETA-disapproved episode of Officially Unofficially, where at some point we discuss hedgehog golf, probably. We also chat underage drinking, the Inbetweeners, and why our hastily-scrawled one liners are better than the ...

Welcome to an AI-generated (not really please don't censor us) episode of Officially Unofficially, where at some point we discuss artificial intelligence, probably. We also chat bodily functions, fashion (not that Cole knows the mea...

Welcome to a special spooooooky episode of Officially Unofficially, where at some point we discuss ghosts, probably. We also chat Ipswich Town, Subbuteo (you heard of it?), and whether it's better to know how magic tricks work. ...

 Cole & Stumpy are actually sticking to a weekly schedule! This week we discuss conker fights, life post-rapture & why Roger Federer would lose to Stumpy in a game of pickleball. Like and comment if you want MORE! ...

Cole and Stumpy's BRAND NEW PODCAST (unless you read this in like a year or an hour or whatever lol). We discuss nightclub fights, Kings Cross platform 0 (who cares) & why Stumpy keeps painting red crosses on mini roundabouts (...