Church History for Chumps
We're not your grandfather's church history podcast. But we'd also really appreciate it if he still listened.
Saints, heretics, councils...and the occasional crazy stuff. We have fun.
IG: @churchhistory4chumps
Episodes
124 episodes
123. CHUMP TALK: Is it still cool to talk about Deconstruction?
Deconstruction feels like a big 2017 idea. Talking about it today feels kinda dated. But you know what? CH4C didn't exist in 2017. So here we are. Deconstruction, popularized by folks like Joshua Harris or Rhett and Link...
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Episode 123
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58:06
122. Saint Anselm: Thinker, Philosopher, Theologian
The "dark ages" really get a bad wrap, if you ask us. The phrase tends to make you think of something from a Monty Python skit: a toothless peasants, constant famine, and a wildly corrupt and inept church. And while ever...
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Episode 122
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121. Jerusalem has Fallen: The Rise of the Crusader States
July 15th, 1099. The walls of Jerusalem are breached by the Crusaders, and finally the holy city has been conquered by the Franks. To some, a long and arduous road was finally coming to an end. But for many more, things were just ge...
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Episode 121
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1:08:46
120. The Crusades Begin...The Promised Land Awaits
It's been several years since Pope Urban's call to arms in 1095. Many of the crusaders are worn out and exhausted. For years they have endured famine, starvation, and widespread loss of life. Yet, the Promised Land is on the horizon. Jerusalem ...
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Episode 120
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119. The Crusades Begin...The Siege of Antioch
So far in our series on the First Crusade, we've discussed the failures in great detail. But what about the victories? Surely our Frankish friends had to taste some success, right?Right you are indeed. After cruising through the Battle o...
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Episode 119
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118. CHUMP TALK: The One Where the Guys Talk About Christian Nationalism
If there's a more loaded or controversial term in politics right now than 'Christian Nationalism,' well I'll be honest, I don't wanna hear about it. But it's an idea that's on the hearts and minds of Christians all over the nation. ...
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Episode 118
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117. The Crusades Begin...Godfrey of Bouillon
The Crusades have officially begun, and let's be honest: the crusaders have let us down a little bit. The People's Crusade was a nightmare, and the pillaging of Jewish communities in Rhineland was also not great. Okay it was pretty awful.
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Episode 117
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116. The Crusades Begin...The People's Crusade
The stage is finally set: the Western Christians have heard the call to the Holy Land, and have responded with resounding affirmation.The first of the waves of Europeans to head for Jerusalem wasn't quite what you'd imagine though. Led b...
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Episode 116
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1:12:58
115. The Crusades Begin...The Call of Pope Urban II
Blah blah Byzantines, blah blah Seljuks, when do we get to the FIGHTING???How about NOW. Well, sorta. Finally our story finds us back in the West, where Pope Urban II will stir affections far and wide, compelling ...
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Episode 115
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114. At the Gates of the Crusades: The Great Schism of 1054
Everyone loves a romance story. The initial flirting, then falling in love, then holding an ecumenical council where you promise to always love each other. But alas, then comes...the breakup. As we continue to set the st...
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Episode 114
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113. CHUMP TALK: How to Start Your Own Church History Podcast
You know what they say: if you can't join them, beat them. And we're not taking any more cohosts on our show unfortunately. So if you want to get into the CRAZY LUCRATIVE world of church history, you're gonna have to start your own ...
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Episode 113
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112. At the Gates of the Crusades: The Rise and (not quite yet) Fall of the Byzantine Empire
Today we discuss the third major character of our series on the Crusades, the mighty Byzantine Empire. Well...once mighty, that is. For centuries, the Byzantines have been tied up in military skirmishes with foes such as...
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Episode 112
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111. At the Gates of the Crusades: The Birth of Islam
Welcome to Islamic History for Chumps!Wait a second, that's not right. *checks notes*Welcome to week two of our long, loooong journey into the Crusades This week we'll discuss the second major character of this era, the Islamic ar...
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Episode 111
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1:13:34
110. At the Gates of the Crusades: The Fall of Rome
OUR CRUSADES SERIES IS HERE. They said we'd never do it. They said it couldn't happen. And they were almost right. Today, we set the stage for the massive undertaking of exploring the Crusades. We begin with an explorati...
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Episode 110
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1:06:38
109. Islam, Secularism, and Modern Apologetics with Inspiring Philosophy
Happy New Years, Chump Nation!We haven't forgotten about the Crusades, trust us. But we wanted to bring in the new year with a good friend of ours, the mind behind Inspiring Philosophy, Mike Jones. We wal...
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Episode 57
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108. The Creation of the Sistine Chapel: Michelangelo's Darkest Hour
Rarely is one so compelled to gaze upward than when they enter the majestic Sistine Chapel. Featuring historically renowned art pieces such as the Creation of Adam and the Last Judgment, the Pope's private chapel is a spectacle that...
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Episode 56
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107. Santa Claus, Wreaths, and Caroling: The History of Christmas Traditions
Merry Christmas, Chump Nation! Each year, we find ourselves immersed in traditions that range from decorating a tree, hanging large socks over the fireplace, and preparing for the arrival of a magical Arian puncher. But ...
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Episode 55
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106. Our Lady of Guadalupe: The Ghost of the Virgin Mary?
Bienvenidos, amigos. It's the 16th century. The Aztec Empire has recently fallen at the hands of the Spanish conquistadores. Colonialism is spreading throughout New Spain, and with it, a rise of the Spanish faith: Roman Catholicism....
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Season 3
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Episode 54
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105. Charles Spurgeon: Great Baptist? Or GREATEST Baptist?
We all knew this day would come. For many of our friends in the Baptist tradition, there is no competition as to who the greatest Baptist is to grace the pulpit. Only a battle for second place. The gold medal belongs to Charles Spur...
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Episode 53
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1:13:57
104. CHUMP TALK: Is AI the Spawn of Satan???
I remember when AI was just a quirky little app that we used to laugh about. Now AI is everywhere: from your aunt's posts on Facebook to the suspiciously well-written essays turned in by terrible 6th graders. The influen...
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Episode 52
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103. Saint Boniface: God's Man with an Axe
It's a story as American as apple pie: a man known for his good morals is accused of chopping down a tree, and would one day lead a great nation. Oh wait, you think I'm talking about George Washington? WRONG! This is Saint Boniface,...
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Season 3
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Episode 52
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1:22:14
102. Who Were the Pilgrims, Really? Faith, Flight, and the Mayflower
If you live in America, chances are you've been spoon fed Pilgrim lore since you were but a wee lad. You've likely heard the tales of adventurous English men and women braving the seas, fist bumping Indians, and wearing terrible clo...
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Season 3
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Episode 51
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1:08:49
101. John Allen Chau: Reckless Missionary or Righteous Martyr?
If you were around for this story in 2018, you remember that it was everywhere. An American missionary is killed after attempting to make contact with an isolated tribe that lives on a small island in the Bay of Bengal. ...
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Episode 50
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100. Heresies, Heresies, Heresies: What Makes a Heresy?
From Arianism to Modalism, Nestorianism to Docetism, we've hit our fair share of heresies on this show. (By talking about them, not by committing them, hopefully)So for this week's episode, we'll be discussing how the church ...
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Season 3
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Episode 49
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