
Church History for Chumps
We're not your grandfather's church history podcast. But we'd also really appreciate it if he still listened.
Saints, heretics, councils...and the occasional crazy stuff. We have fun.
IG: @churchhistory4chumps
Episodes
76 episodes
Origen: The Forgotten Church Father
Imagine if you were a really cool guy. Like, a really cool guy. You helped all your friends know Jesus better. Wrote all these interesting theological ideas. Came up with all these fun words in Greek. Everybody li...
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Season 3
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Episode 25
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54:19

CHUMP TALK: Mission Trips, Africa, and Church Planting
Imagine going to a country with one of the oldest expressions of Christian faith...as a BAPTIST?!?!?Just kidding. But really, Taylor just got back from a week-long mission trip in Ethiopia, eastern Africa's historic den of Christianity.&...
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Season 3
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Episode 24
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1:08:04

The Reign of Constantine: "You Get a Church, and You Get a Church!"
"Nice pagan temple. Be a shame if someone...Christianized it."-Constantine, probablyThe conversion of Emperor Constantine to Christianity was one of the most groundbreaking events to occur in the history of Rome. The single most i...
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Season 3
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Episode 23
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1:10:17

The Scandal of the African American Church (with Dr. Walter Strickland)
The scandal of Christianity is that the Church is seldom greatest amongst the rich and powerful. Often, those rich in spirit are poor in worldly treasure. The "abundant life" promised in the Gospels is nearest to those who share in Christ's suf...
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Season 3
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Episode 22
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54:30

Tertullian: The Church's OG Battle Rapper
Tertullian always had a dragon's tongue. After his conversion and baptism, he would unleash his fiery rhetoric on heretics, pagan emperors, and persecuting powers. In the process, he would pen some of the finest Latin theology of th...
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Season 3
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Episode 21
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1:03:45

The Silly Circumcellions: What Makes a Martyr?
Imagine you're a 4th century Roman soldier on assignment in North Africa. Among the theological tension of this region, strange rumors begin to circulate. That within the region of Carthage, there are a peculiarly zealous sect of yo...
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Season 3
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Episode 20
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56:48

The Council of Constantinople: Wait, Arianism is Still a Thing?
Every story needs a good villain. Thanos. The Joker. Tom Brady. In the late 4th Century, the Church had a villain by the name of Arianism. After the Council of Nicaea, the post-persecution church had united u...
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Season 3
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Episode 19
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1:03:50

Ambrose of Milan: A Bishop with a Shepherd's Heart
Have you ever been 'volun-told' to do something? Maybe volunteer for setup at your church, or work the sound board?Imagine being 'volun-told' to lead one of the most influential dioceses in the nation, when you're not even a baptized Chr...
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Season 3
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Episode 18
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54:12

The Conversion of Constantine: Faithful or Fraud?
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."-Constantine, probably The 4th century has begun to dawn. The Christian church is in hot water. The new system of tetrarchy established by Diocletian has already started to tee...
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Season 3
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Episode 17
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1:09:23

The Council of Nicaea: The Greatest Church Business Meeting Ever
"Conference room, five minutes!" -Emperor Constantine, probably 325 AD was a year of rebirth. The Church was recovering from the Diocletianic Persecution, the worst wave of violence and discrimination faced thus...
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Season 3
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Episode 16
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1:06:15

The Great Persecution: The Empire Strikes Back!
"Y'all gon' make me lose my mind up in here."-Emperor Diocletian, probablyThe third century wasn't a great time to be a Roman. But believe it or not, it was a great time to be a Christian! Churches were built, the fa...
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Season 3
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Episode 15
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55:01

Catechism in the Early Church: Becoming a Citizen of God's Kingdom
Imagine you had a friend who was, I dunno, an alien. They have no grasp of life on earth, no understanding of human customs, minimal grasp of the language, culture, music, anything like that. And so for years, they under...
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Season 3
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Episode 14
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1:10:08

Athanasius of Alexandria: The Five-Time Exile Champion
Have you ever had to move across the country? It's a life-changing experience. Disrupting your regular routines and rhythms, adjusting to a totally foreign environment, learning new regional customs. Now imagine being forced to move...
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Season 3
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Episode 13
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51:04

Saint Patrick: Pirates, Snakes, Barbarians, Oh My!
Did you know that Saint Patrick was the first Christian clergyman to ever don a priestly robe in green? No?That's because it's not true! There's a lot of mythology around our boy, Paddy. But that just makes his story that muc...
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Season 3
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Episode 12
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45:19

Augustine of Hippo: Your Pastor's Favorite Theologian
Every sport has a Wayne Gretzky. A Hank Aaron. A Michael Jordan. The 4th Century didn't have Michael Jordan, though. It had Augustine of Hippo. And maybe Augustine didn't drop 30 points against the Jazz with a flu (or whatever), but...
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Season 3
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Episode 11
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53:58

King Charles I: The War Among Protestants
When most Christians (okay, all Christians that aren't Catholic) look back on the Reformation, we typically do it with a little twinkle in our eyes. It feels like a time of triumph, of sticking it to the man once and for all. In rea...
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Season 3
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Episode 10
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1:24:12

Anthony the Great: The First Desert Father
Imagine that you're a teenager. You live in one of the biggest cities in the world, and your parents have just died, leaving behind a Bruce Wayne-esque amount of wealth and land. This is any kid's dream come true. The world is your oyster. ...
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Season 3
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Episode 10
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49:57

Third Century Persecution: An Empire in Crisis
"Awwww here it goes." --Kel Mitchell, Kenan and Kel We're back in the early church again, which means we're into the story of Christian persecution in the Roman Empire. The 3rd Century was no pleasant time f...
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Season 3
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Episode 9
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35:57

John Brown: Martyr...or Murderer?
John Brown was a man on a mission from God. Or so he thought.Less than a decade before the Civil War began, John Brown would attempt to lead a slave rebellion by taking over a military armory in Harpers Ferry, Virginia. Although unsucces...
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Season 3
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Episode 8
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59:15

Breaking Bread, Not Bridges
Is our nation more divided than ever? Are we losing the ability to respectfully disagree with each other?Welcome to our first ever bonus episode: Chump Talk. In these episodes, we'll tackle larger ideas and themes in the culture and talk...
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Season 3
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Episode 7
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1:01:29

Justin Martyr: The First Christian Philosopher
Have you ever heard someone say that Christianity is anti-intellectual? Well, you should send them this episode. And have them 'like' and 'subscribe' too, that would help us a lot. But anyways. Justin Martyr was a 2nd-...
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Season 3
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Episode 6
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1:02:37

The Birth of the Ethiopian Orthodox Church
As you guys know, we love presenting church history as a beautiful anthology of the story of God's people. Sometimes it's easy to lose sight of the vastness of that story when we don't venture out of our own contexts.So today, we're goi...
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Season 3
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Episode 5
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32:37

Second Century Persecution: Romans Just Don't Understand
"Why are you booing me? I'm right!"- the early church, probably The first century was a funky time to be a Christian, but persecution as we know it was pretty scattered and sporadic. In the second century though, things are sta...
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Season 3
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Episode 4
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38:03

Perpetua and Felicity: Sisters of Suffering Sainthood
In our newest piece in our series of Early Church lore, we discuss another tale of martyrdom, that of Perpetua and Felicity. The early third Century was not an easy time for Christians in Northern Africa. But as so many tales of ma...
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Season 3
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Episode 3
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46:16
