No One Gets Hurt
JJ Jorgenson is a lawyer. Tonio is a felon. Together they talk about crimes, scams, schemes, comedy and more!
Episodes
25 episodes
Find My Felony
How does a run of the mill burglary turn into a potential international crime/spy ring?IT'S EPISODE 25!!! And today we welcome special guest, Johnny Roque, and we discuss the curious case of a couple who tragically died in a helicopter a...
Polka Party
What do you know about polka? Do you know where it originated? Do you know what awards there are for polka music? Did you know that a grammy nominated polka artist created a multimillion dollar Ponzi scheme?Today we welcome special guest...
Blazers & Bandanas
Kingpin: a person or thing that is essential to the success of an organization or operationKingPenn: today's topicTake a trip with us to a place the locals call "Happy Valley" to none other than Penn State ...
Croatian Comedy & Crime
Croatian comedy, Croatian food, ćevapi controversy… and one of the wildest credit union frauds you’ve probably never heard of. 🇭🇷Croatian comedian Stanko joins No One Gets Hurt to explain what the comedy scene is really like in...
Herbs, Spices and Bribery
What do the Kentucky Derby, herbs and spices, California freeways and a million-dollar bribery scheme have in common? Apparently today's guest?!?!Today we welcome special guest, Tyler Gooch for an episode involving Kentucky roots, govern...
Guys Gone Weird
On this week's episode JJ & Tonio welcome special guest, Mikey Barajas!We dive into the financial crimes of Joseph Francis, and a bank robbery involving a cat?!?!The mood is light, the jokes are heavy, but Joseph's charges are...
Teknichal Difficulties
If someone offered you the winning lotto numbers, would you take them?What if it was in a state where you can't claim your winnings anonymously? And what if it was to the tune of about $16.5m?On today's episode, JJ &am...
When Lawyers Attack
This week JJ & Tonio welcome special guest, Kimia Hashemian and the trio take a deep dive into a tale of revengeHow far would you go to get back at someone you felt did you wrong? What's your favorite conspiracy theory? How do you p...
Who Needs $150K?
Could you use $150,000?? Do you have detective skills? Do you enjoy laughing? Then you've come to the right place!This week JJ & Tonio welcome special guest, Timmy De La Cruz to the show and things get a little... interesting.
Credit To Pokémon
Fake cards... From Pokémon to credit.On this week's episode, we welcome the "Grand Poobah" of the Orange County comedy scene, Daniel Zambrano, and cover two unbelievable but true crime stories:A man convicted of selling fraudulent...
Scratching For Felonies
This week JJ & Tonio welcome a very special guest, Steve Walden, their 5th subscriber who wrote in and asked to be on the show!They'll be breaking down the alleged $100 million Orange County bank fraud tied in with one of the largest...
Rails & Sails
Pack your bags! JJ & Tonio welcome special guest, Jesse Ace and we're headed to Switzerland, France and Greece (circa 300 A.D.)First, we dive into the shocking allegations against wealth manager Eric Freeman, accused of draining fort...
Crimes of Fashion
On this week's episode, JJ & Tonio welcome special guest, Herb.They dive into the rise and fall of boy band mastermind Lou Pearlman, contracts to Ponzi schemesPlus: police arrests and traffic stops that went sideways...
Orphans Eleven
This week JJ & Tonio welcome special guest, Gil Chris.Topics this week include comedy, a chemical spill, an oil spill, Orphanage scams and true tales from inside the IRS!
Bankruptcy, Boobs & Baywatch
This week JJ & Tonio welcome special guest John Liu and the group discuss topics including a couple heavy hitters in the scam industry such as Robert Shapiro and Tom Girardi!They continue to expand on their list of what NOT to do if ...
Lego My Cheese
WELCOME TO EPISODE 10!!!On today's episode, JJ & Tonio Welcome special guest JP. On today's agenda, the black market. From Lego pasta to cheese that's just as good as currency. They discuss how scammers evolve with the ti...
Scam School
This week JJ & Tonio welcome special guest, Dennis Vargas. The ADHD is on high today as topics range from high school experiences, early mornings in the French quarter, school fraud, what NOT to do if you come into a sum of ill...
Bullsh!t & Bourbon
Chaos at the rodeo... and missing bourbon?!?!In today's episode, we welcome special guest, Aryan Azizian and we break down a scam allegedly targeting rodeo vendors, in which fraudsters appeared to request payments via apps such as Zelle ...
Rich People Problems
Fresh powder. Dirty passesSkiers and snowboarders chase fresh powder, but these days, the real danger isn't just the mountain. Scams. Fraud. Cons hiding in plain sight. When one seller started offering "too good to be true" deals on Ikon Pa...
Bears & Otters OH MY!
Does a bear steal a car in the woods? This week JJ & Tonio welcome special guest Tony Grams and the ADHD goes wild as they cover topics including comedy, wildlife, sports scandals, breaking news along with a beary bad attempt at insurance f...
You Don't Know $#!+@
Welcome back! On this weeks episode we welcome Evan Cassidy to the podcast and cover topics including religious investment scams and a maple syrup heist?!?! Thank you for stopping by and don't forget to follow the podcast for more content like ...
Criminal Masterminds Pt. 2
This episode we welcome back Joseph Carter for the thrilling conclusion of his cliffhanger story from part 1, as well as a few other stories and JJ presents her topic about a heist in London. Hilarity ensues as usual!
Criminal Masterminds Pt. 1
This week JJ & Tonio welcome their very first guest, Joseph Carter. In the first half of this 2 part episode, they cover recent comedy ventures, a game show scandal, and growing up as a "criminal mastermind".
Episode 2: Yadira & Soapy
On this week's episode, JJ & Tonio discuss Yadira Guillermo Garcia, "Soapy" Smith and a little about their week in comedy. Be sure to follow us for new episodes every Thursday! Also, you can follow the podcast on YouTube and Instagram @noon...